Order some tendies

>order some tendies
>they come to my door
>delivery person is a qt girl
>after giving me the tendies she asks for a tip
>this is clearly a shit test so i should be funny
>i pull down my shorts and show her my flacid penis
>”how about this tip?”
>she looks at me in horror and speed walls away
>mfw she knew my sister and now my entire family knows i flashed my dick at the delivery driver

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unbelievably based

unbelievably reddit

Wouldn't this ruin your social score on Reddit for admitting to nonconsensual flashing? No Redditoid would dare

I laughed so hard nigger I needed that

Yes every post is designed to appease people for likes and dislikes. It’s always overly witty and defensive nit picking every point even when it’s just bant or it’s modern culture humor which is totally separate from Any Forums.

This. Redditors pretend they're there for the laughs but they're actually there to wait for anyone to say anything "no no" and then swarm him like a school of piranhas.

Also this. If you look at any popular subreddit, it's almost entirely people trying to make "witty" wordplay jokes or allusions/references to other popular things to receive upvotes. It's actual cancer.

You should cum to her as a tip.

“To receive upvotes” I couldn’t have said it better. It seems like any website that introduces likes and dislikes goes to shit because it stops people from having to think about a post and respond to it without herd mentality affecting judgement. Maybe likes would be cool on Any Forums but I don’t know.

based

nah likes are shit. yous are way better

This whole thread reeks of curry.

How can you tell that they're pajeets user?

I imagine by Any Forums adding likes and dislikes the website would eventually become overrun by cia operatives normies and boomers who will take away from us right leaning social outcasts the last bastion of free discourse outside of a crumbling society and nation.

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The one good thing about Any Forums is I don’t see them taking away our rights to free speech unlike Reddit and almost every other social media platform. If we can classify Any Forums as social media…

how much rent does this reddit coin own you?
is it a stock?
are there options on it? you faggots mentioned it everywhere you go. so i want calls on this shit.

Cause I smell their shit and their lack of substance.

I think Any Forums is social media in basic form because it has Any Forums plus

Go back.

Fucking based.

to where?

I just moved to Ohio from California from my abusive liberal parents but my god I couldn't be happier to be in a conservative state I'm battling to keep myself a float right now but hoping if I can get a job or get some assistance I can start learning how to code and transfer that knowledge over to my success, I hate starting alone but I know if god wants me to succeed he will show me how and open the doors 0x218B691Dc52Bdb098c314C60dc5d20C3f8dd8EDd

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Those look like liberal hands