WFH

I am 22 about to graduate with no debt making 95k a year in a WFH consulting job. My question to fellow WFH bros--what are your strategies on doing the least amount of work as possible. I have an instinctual aversion to white collar corporate slavery but with WFH I am thinking I can come out on top.

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Go larp elsewhere

WFH is not working

i'm 12 about to start making 120k/yr in a WFH basketweaving job. My recommendation is to not be sus in medical (among us reference)

what's wfh

oh working from mom's home

I wish I could upvote this. Could you post this comment on Reddit? Thanks

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Wow you pwned me sir and bumped this shit larp thread in the process. A twofer. Nice.

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Why do you think it is a LARP? I went to a top undergrad and live in a very high cost-of-living area, add inflation on top and while its a good offer it isn't Investment Banking tier or anything

>infinity gauntlet
>calls me redditor
What are you going to consult from home with zero experience?

Actual 22 yo with a 50k a year WFH job. If ur being serious, my advice would be
1. Be "detail oriented." Show up early to all your zoom meetings, email your supervisor updates about what progress you've made each week. If you know you're going to finish something late or be late to a meeting, tell them as soon as you know. Bosses would rather have an untalented but reliable employee than talented but unreliable.
2. Always get something done everyday. Even if it's installing software or something else that takes less than a minute, you always need an answer when your boss randomly asks at the end of the day what you did that day. If you ever don't have an answer, they're gonna make you start coming in

I am most likely gonna be doing very little actual client facing consulting and more of the "analyst" type shit supporting the relationship/sales people on the team, but I am still paid a consulting associate's salary. I did an internship at the same office if you count that as experience

Is this the new chef at Wendy’s meme?

I'm 25 been doing WFH since I got my first job, I do a type of tech work though where I have deliverables once a week or two and I just can do them on my own time, plus short weekly meeting with the CTO. From what I understand though for something like consulting you'll actually have to put some effort into making it seem like you are working during the workday every day

>22yo
>consulting
wtf can a 22yo consult on, tik tok dances?

There's one of those arches in Dubai.

To answer your question its actually come very easy over wfh. My company basically specializes in a tech that WFH requires for any and every software company. so our business is booming and the product really sells itself.

But I would say to do the bare minimum to skate by and not get noticed. Just be exactly the guy who doesnt get fired and stays at a company for 10 years. Then get a second or third job and do the same thing.

Sounds like solid advice. This was my strategy for the internship--be reliable and communicative and be prepared to talk about what "work" I did. Question--do you ever ask around for things to do when you have no tasks at hand, or do you just fuck off for the most part?

Fair.
Well I've just given you an example of the WFH life. You can shitpost random threads and abuse people all day instead of actually working, it's pretty based.
Basically just streamline the shit out of your job and tell no one. Every shortcut you find, take it. Some weeks I get away with 2hrs work.

Yes, consulting is definitely going to be harder to coast in than most tech jobs. The trick for me is not really doing less work, but making it look like I am doing more.

user you want to become an invisible shadow do with that what you will. You also need to get creative about how to achieve what your want to do. It can be done. Proof that it can be done is look at how many useless people are above you. Bonus tip: emulate the behaviour of a Karen of you want to stay in the same spot doing nothing whilst also not getting fired.

there are people unironically working multiple work at home jobs and making more money than doctors all while doing jack shit all day. its the new meta in life

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>Always get something done everyday.
Eh, if you know a few tasks that will take 10-15 minutes you don't actually have to do them. Just say you did x or y or worked a little on them and it's enough. Then one day smash out a handful of things. Cross them all off and tell them it was a busy/productive day. They'll be impressed.

That is the goal, become forgotten but still get my check. The team I am on is small but they are trying to rapidly expand it, so hopefully I can get lost in the growth. I suspect my biggest challenge is going to be not saying anything racist or sexist in calls.