Submit 100 job applications

>submit 100 job applications
>zero replies

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get someone online to help you with your resume it only costs like $50

Maybe it was the attached dick pic

I get plenty of rejection replies

>Recruiters contact me constantly
>One of the two jobs that I actually applied for wanted an interview on the same day (including skipping some steps in their own process)
>I've already turned one company down after an interview and quite a few before, but all of them want to hire me
Looking for a new job has been a surprisingly comfortable experience so far.

Show us your resume and block out the important info. You obviously have something wrong no it.

Also, try lying on your resume lol.

White male? Many such cases. (((diversity)))

you are doing something fundamentally wrong. post your resume.

>Recruiters contact me constantly
Same here.
I only add the recruiter on LinkedIn if she looks hot and then I find her Insta and fap to her pics.
Idk why so many tech recruiters are hot chicks but imma roll with it.

Hr roasties and globohomo corps started a trend of rejecting most people, sometimes the same people literally hundreds of time, and for the rare exceptions of a few people who get accepted. They want to shut it all down and then thank everyone for playing the rat race game

meanwhile I have 2 jobs, both that pay $40+/hr and I didnt apply for either of them.

lol i always reply to the hot ones and ask if they will be my gf.

i like looking at the cute sales reps when they pitch me for 30mins. makes my tinnitus bearable

>graduate with degree
>don't network or apply for internships/jobs
>fast forward 1 year
>neet
fucked myself

Why would you spend all of that time and money getting a degree and then not apply for any jobs?

I agree is there any point in using Indeed?

Idk user I'm just retarded but I have no debts. B.S. in accounting with no aspirations towards being CPA or big 4

In the real world you either get a job from having very marketable skills or knowing people. If you don't have either then you're going to have to get in at the ground level if you get in at all.

The internship thing seems like Boomer advice, but if you're in a not very technical industry it's your main way of getting your foot in the door and making connections, which will get you a more serious position down the road.

You might be getting auto filtered. Its a thing that large companies do to not have to spend the time and manpower on the massive amount of applicants. You can have the necessary skills but if you're resume uses the wrong words then you get rejected within 5 minutes. There are guides about it online good luck user.

This. Lied about my previous position to get the job I'm at now. If you can interview well you can easily get away with it.

You single ?

>submit 0 job applications
>100 offers

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of course, i am a NEET after all