Got bored and decided to look up former classmates >VP of emerging markets >Legal Controller >Broker >Equity Analyst >Data Scientist >Merchant Growth Analyst >Regional Operations Manager >Technical Investigator >Marketing Director
Meanwhile, I sell beer to liquor stores. Honest God, I sell beer, & I have to try to convince store managers to give us shelf space, like it's beer in a liquor store.
most of items on that list are meme jobs. everyone who posts opinions on shitcoins on Any Forums is an equity analyst, and everyone who trained a neural network in his life is a data scientist.
Joseph Hall
I’ll take 2 cartons of milk
Leo Evans
I got two friends who are directors and bunch of middle managers - all of them were as midwits as you can get.
Jacob Morris
newfags
Robert Bell
Kek
Christopher Stewart
>VP of emerging markets Fake title that just means someone kissed ass all the way up the ladder >legal controller Glorified accountant >data scientist Nebulous term, means absolutely nothing >merchant growth analyst That’s literally not even a job >regional operations manager Good god for what like a retail outlet, I honestly dont know if I would do a job like that for a million bucks a year that sucks you either sell your soul to the company and become a puppet or come home every day deader than the last >technical investigator Another nebulous middle man sort of job that would require you to report whatever you find To a higher up meaning you never get the credit or recognition you deserve >marketing director The only legit job on here, Someone who ultimately has to do like 3 jobs at once and probably doesn’t get paid as much as they should for doing 1
Eli Jones
when I started my career my title was "Director of Business Development" but because my salary was so low and I worked so may hours my compensation was near $15 per hour.
Worry about you, not your peers and not crypto. I've made a fuckload of money off blockchain but nothing compared to my "job" money.
>t. work from home $44 an hour doing nothing
Benjamin Jones
>t. work from home $44 an hour doing nothing how?
Ian Watson
Demoralization copypasta
Sebastian Russell
Oh look it's another demoralization thread. Already seen this one weeks ago.
The valedictorian for my graduating class is now a diversity director for some insurance company near here. So much potential and yet it's wasted on making sure there are enough nigs working for their company.
Levi Brooks
Mine became an engineer for the Department of Defense. Pretty sure he's a millionaire now
Nicholas Turner
well thanks for the response user do you really don't do shit? and how long have you been able to do this?
Jeremiah Butler
>be me >don’t check any of those fags social profiles >show up for the after a decade gathering faggotry since i had nothing better to do >everyone boasting about how theyre finally getting promoted / finally recieving a small % boost on their salary. >everybody also complaining about being rentcucks and how maybe in the next decade they can afford a house >mfw i already got a house and 7 figure net worth just by trading memecoins and dumping on my twitter followers >get asked what am doing with my profesional career , say just working on my personal projects refuse to elaborate further and occassionally smirk when i think about their pathetic lives KEK
Carson Ross
I thought it was a fluke for the first year. I'm on year 4. I do forecasts and tell people how their app is performing. So it's all graphs and shit.
Most of the time I play play vidya or read while they have scrum meetings.
Kayden Flores
Maybe beercoininuww3 coin?
Jacob Anderson
kek I'm a 6'4 chef at wendys with a 9 inch dick making 180k a year and I love to look up old classmates on social media to laugh at their pathetic lives.
Bentley Jones
Nothing wrong with a honest job bro. You have literally nothing to feel inferior.
Jacob Campbell
nice man i make 37k in a warehouse well more like 50k after overtime
Adrian Russell
i'm a mongolian basket weaver and I make 420 per hour
Bentley Cooper
I wonder how many niggers from school have jobs now, or are still alive.
I know at least one died
Levi Price
You kinda deserve this if you think shitcoins'll bail you out