Financially speaking, I could never survive going to jail

Financially speaking, I could never survive going to jail.
The drawbacks to your reputation last you a lifetime, but the benefits are only temporary richness.
It's unironically a bad investment to steal, unless you never get caught.

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Are you talking about not paying taxes?

>Travel to Europe
>Steal shit there
>Get arrested and sent to comfy eurojail
>Get out and have no criminal record in the US

>Get out and have no criminal record in the US
Is this really how it works?
This could actually create new wealth generating opportunities if true

you’ll still have a record they can pull, especially for the us . Worse are the papers will likely pick it up if it’s a large fraud and publish you online, with photos which will be damaging for years to come. It’d be best to do it in Europe, relocate, change your name and get residency somewhere else, Eastern Europe maybe and then move up to citizenship. It’d be foolish to live in the us if you made it and via dirty means (and we’re caught and imprisoned for it already)

>>Get out and have no criminal record in the US
not how it works...

going to jail is only worth it if you can embezzle copious amounts of money and they cant really prove you did any significant amounts, then its like having a timeout and having a big ponder what to do next and jail could be the best place you can be at for that

Not if you live in SF. They won't prosecute shoplifters

Personally, I just wish rape was legal

dude... you realise if you stash the cash.. and it's presumed lost..

say you steal a mill.. you could probs only make 80k py in the wage cage.. so max of 800k per decade, to give up your life in a cage anyway.
or do 10 years for a milly?

wrong. I jail max. heres how:
1. get $50, buy a shitcoin and stake it, like Joe
2. go to jail live free for 5 years for beating a woman who needed it
3. get out joe worth $1m live like homeless king
4. repeat

me too, if it was the case somehow i think you'd enjoy it less. somehow i think youd be a squirmer..
if it was legal i could make sure.

European jails are better than a lot of American hotels but I don't think this is true for the eastern side. Serb or Russian prison is probably almost as bad as American prison.

the people who do this sort of thing already rank way high on the /madeit/ pyramid, if you've already reached a point where you can embezzle millions of dollars neither society standards nor laws apply to you
does changing your name help?wouldn't you need to go to the US for that? and have no criminal record? I'm not a burger but in my country if you have criminal records your request to change your family name will probably be rejected

yeah he’d serve his time where he did the crime in a europe somewhat-comfy prison, then relocate to Eastern Europe on a new name and move through citizenship process if not there then Vanuatu or try the carribean(this one can be difficult with a criminal history) I have experience in this area desu

you can change your name on a Vanuatu citizenship by investment application, it’s 140k total for a passport. Takes 2-3 months you don’t even have to go there to get the passport. Certain crimes would likely be frowned upon though, murder or drug trafficking etc. fraud not so much. Then once you had it you’d never use your US one.

>Eurojails
>Comfy
In like...Norway, Sweden, and Finland. Let me know how you find a jail in Italy lmao

>Vanuatu citizenship
kek, close this thread, thanks user

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So what, then you travel anywhere you want, new name as a citizen of Vanuatu nobody will know about your past and their banking system is surprisingly strong. Add to that the locals aren’t near as dangerous as niggers in the states, it’s very safe, crime is very low. you’d be amazed the amount of wealthy people that are Vanuatu “citizens” . It’s just a passport, only poors can’t comprehend this.