I am 18 years old. I have $1,000 of free money, around $3,000 in crypto and $6,000 in a Roth IRA...

I am 18 years old. I have $1,000 of free money, around $3,000 in crypto and $6,000 in a Roth IRA. I make around $700 a month. Someone tell me how to fucking make it I need millions of dollars and all I got is time after I graduate high school in June.

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Dump everything you have into ICP, put it in a neuron for 3 years, and keep accumulating every paycheck with what you can afford.
Unironic retirement level money in less than half a decade.
Or gamble/lose it on rugpulls at the bsc casino.

win on the bsc casino with Grimace Coin. it's got a lifelong relationship with McDonalds, which isnt disappearing anytime soon.

Unironically this. What you have now is too little seed money, so you will need to wagecuck for a while. You will feel like a piece of shit for 3 years, being unable to withdraw your gains, and being unable to spend despite your networth, but it's 3 years of suffering and you are out of wagecuckery

Crypto won't help you.

You make connections. Love your friends and family. Take on enjoyable hobbies. Touch grass.

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You're doing good for your age. You can always do some gambling with BSC shitcoins, but allocate a good portion of your income to core positions (BTC, ETH, blue chip stocks) and the rest you can gamble with for moon shots.
I'm kicking myself in the ass for not cashing out on D0gebonk in November, turned $1K into $40K and didn't sell due to greed. Still holding though

>still holding an obvious pump and dump

I hope you learned your lesson for the future at least.

Itheum, launch on Maiar around EOM.

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Or you lost all the money you could have used to make nice memories while you were young on a hare brained VC scheme and become bitter like most anons here. Put some money in an index fund to get into the habit of investing OP, find a job you like and use some money to enjoy yourself while you are young.

Just sell it man, use the money on investments you believe in. It's very freeing to get rid of some bags, just think if you would invest that money into the project today. If no, sell.

Yeah, I fucked up by not selling the peak, but I'm better off holding out for a chance of a moonshot. I'm not bothered by $1k being tied up in a chance for a 100x if it ever pops off again.

You can use that money to buy lots of outfits and become a male prostitute for large black nigger men. Become the best male prostitute for large black nigger men the world has ever seen, only then will you have the riches you seek

Easy mate. If you've got all the time then you can rely on low risk, relatively likely investments.
Any investment that beats inflation will work for you, but stocks have the best long term record. Buy stocks that you'll be happy with in 30 years, or buy index funds.
Put stacks of cash in, wait, profit.

just keep dca'ing into bluechip cryptos and make out your roth ira every year. You're gunna make it brah.

literally just focus on your career, don't be retarded
trading is a meme, investing is not - and the ladder is easier anyway (treat it like a side gig/hobby), you can skip the whole delusional TA astrology phase that most of us went through

What compels people to write shit like this?

Newfag here what’s dca

user, do some fucking study on the freeway network.

invest in a couple of these opensea.io/collection/flappybirds

Opium dude

you faggots DCA means Dollar-cost average

Buying in piecemeal as the price keeps dumping.. the same strategy am using in stocking more of UBXT before the next pump,