Newfags tryharding to sound overly Any Forums are so fucking cringe

newfags tryharding to sound overly Any Forums are so fucking cringe

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We're coming up on a few birthdays this month and next.
Happy Birthday user. Remember, you wouldn't take financial advice from a 1 year old, so why they fuck are you larping as a macroeconomic expert because you bought doge coin last year?
Please shut the fuck up and lurk for a minimum 10 years.

Pajeet

2008 pre-Any Forums Any Forumsfriend here
I'm probably the dumbest person lurking this board right now. I could never hold worth shit because losses terrify me, and I never made it.
time spent lurking != gonna make it, unfortunately
literal children are making more money than me because they never sell no matter how bad shit gets

You're fucking retarded if that's true

sorry user i know
in my defense i was underageb& in 2008 (I was lurking here when I was like 10 lol) and didn't have any money to invest, parents thought bitcoin was a scam ponzi scheme at under 90 cents
I'm not mad though, I didn't deserve it. Trying harder to hold these days.

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Post hands ranjesh, you're just another seething rekt-pleb

This is true. I joined Any Forums april 1st wnd opened a coinbase account and metamask wallet.
I’m a newfag.
But a newfag who made profits

this is what I'm talking about literally bot

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Are you holding anything now?

This was me irl about four years ago in undergrad but in information technology. I feel like a massive niggerfaggot for trying to larp without actually applying or doing things on my own. Thanks for the reminder, OP, now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do at Youtube University where I should've gone in the first place.

the inverse is more true
Any Forums flavored npcs who scream reddit the moment you type out a normal sentence

just bought a small bag of this after it rugged 0x4920d31cc8e93357d958a8c36b67637095d04042
I expect it to continue rugging completely but at least it gives me hope

Paragraph spaces and grammar trigger the Low IQ NPC.

Knew from the op that this was just another shill bait why do i still come here

cry harder
people are allowed to talk about shitcoins here
also I'm up 6x since I made that post but again it probably continues rugging and bouncing around so whatever

also I'm not shilling because I never said to buy this
I said I bought this IMMEDIATELY AFTER IT RUGGED, if you buy this now you're essentially gambling
anyways already made my ez 1bnb from this and got the fuck out, not touching it anymore

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The whole BSC ecosystem is utter shit. You should really consider leaving it and never looking back. Gl fren

no dude i literally just proved i made 1bnb ez sure I haven't "made it" but I can still find more opportunities here than I can anywhere else.
As long as shit is rugging, dead cat bounces are happening. And shit is always rugging on BSC.
Sure I'll probably never "make it" eating this garbage off the floor all day like this but it's still a better fate than waging.

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How do you sound like Any Forums?

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fed interest rates???? inflation???? margin calls???? shorting???????????
uh yea, i started investing last year, spent hours googling, i'm kinda a expert

you're not a retard for realizing this.
Retards will NEVER understand they are retards, that the point. You still have a chance to make it user. Good luck fren

checked and thanks user
make it or not I'll never stop trying, good luck to u too

how are you supposed to make it if you are retarded? all my investments literally bleed out and die right after i make them

based checked post hand pajeet