/smg/ Shart Market General - Munchhausen Edition
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Whens the monster truck rally?
Putin pumps my oil bags but I think he is kinda a asshole for putting so many people at war.
ASMB stock ladies!
copy and paste the OP content you imbecile it's not hard
go fuck your entire self
Fellow leafs, we don't have to worry about day trading right? That's just a burger thing?
PDBC
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>Anonymous (ID: m69l6L8z) 03/21/22(Mon)22:28:14 No.47417193▶
> (OP)
>copy and paste the OP content you imbecile it's not hard
>go fuck your entire self
i thought those were potatoes in a blanket.
Huh? Is it not?
soxs
russia oil please i want
i dont know much about stonks market, can i whore out my time in exchange for money? broke rn
i thought they were sub sandwiches, either wheat or toasted
still not convinced it's not
Uranium kings
Nothing can stop us
You guys think europe will block oil and commit sudoku? Or russia?
>bought spy puts at eod
I need to stop doing that
I'm thinking 2-3 weeks before negotiated peace. After that it becomes too attritional for both sides and they both start to outright lose more each day.
I hope so, that would be catastrophic for normies
I think it's more likely the war ends soon and Europe knows that
Basically every EU country is for it besides Germany and some eastern EU countries.
If Germany caves they will.
I think everyone is going aggro and won't backpedal until the weak element in all of that gives up, which is to say Zelenski.
honestly I don't care anymore, I hope everything goes to shit and biz makes it with any crypto they hold. can't stand the thought of hr stacies and marketing bros filling the job market right now and feeling smug about technically knowing jack shit.
Reminder that if you buy etfs you basically support the societal tranny engineering by the blackrock kike government
WHY THE FUCK IS MANURE SPIKING HARD?
Fuck is all the good tickets at boys I'm still down 27k
Did he died
after seeing Zelenski's behavior on the global public stage, I feel regret that anyone helped ukraine at all
shoulda just left him to deal with it himself
i just learned what is in pic rel
Canadian rail strike. Hits potash shipments.
If Russia escalates with chemical weapons, I see no choice but for Europe to block oil.
Fertilizer is basically a leveraged oil play, on top of that you have the "food crisis" fears coming online due to Ukraine/Russia conflict. Very soon is planting season. Sold my NTR for a 50% gain and moved to 2x Oil producers, barely eking out higher gains then just holding da poopoo
Is this an amputation fetish person posting? Or did something happen?
>Martial law
>Men can't leave
>Shut down all political opposition
>Keep dying bro, Russia is almost defeated
>Look at all these war crimes we manufactured
> Nuclear war!
>WW3!
>We are winning, we just need No-fly zone
>2 more weeks
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he
Only a woman would be dumb enough
What the fuck
Copying this from Oil thread, maybe someone wants to look into it/discuss:
Bought 1000 commons of BPT this morning. Seriously undervalued oil play rn.
If WTI Brent stays above 80 USD they will see a price appreciation of the stock soon, some see price targets up to 30 USD (besides paying historically heavy dividends if Barrell prices stay hight). 4/19 there should be a dividend payout of around 80 cents to a dollar when average Barrel price is 95 USD for Q1 22.
At time of my purchase Market cap was $225mil. All in cost is $75 a barrel. Oil price is $100 a barrel.They generate $25 per barrel net.
They pump 69k barrels a day in 2022 (down from 71,400 in 2021.) That is 25,185,000 barrels annually. Net income = $25*25,185,000. That means they generate a net of $629,625,000 That means that trading a 1x p/e, they are roughly triple the current market cap.
Furniture.
.........
Disgusting freaks this people are!
ASMB stock ladies!
OIL BARONS
I hate to break it to you, but crypto will be just as worthless as HR if everything goes to shit.
I bought furniture. Rocker is the ultimate inverse play
>double dubs of 66
>decide to check ASMB
>Up 36% in the last week, already +4% in AH
I should have listened to the ASMB ladies...
she got her legs amputated
Western leaders are fucking morons.