Parents had $3 million after saving up for a few decades

>parents had $3 million after saving up for a few decades
>they're mostly in some stock funds and bond funds
>i have access to their bank account and email from keylogging their PC
>sold $2.5 million worth of their investments and went short on LUNA at 10x leverage a week ago
>just got liquidated
>they'll be doing their monthly check on their bank account soon
What the FUCK do i do at this point?

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This never happened but you will still get responses.

checked
nice larp

bait
kys

ITS NOT A FUCKING LARP YOU PAJEETS
FUUUCK

play sudoku

This

nice numbers. the made up story? not so much

Who keeps that much in a single bank account? Also I’m guess if you tried to move that much at a single time I imagine they would notify the account holder, you’re larping bro

trips of truth, how could you do this to your parents op

I can help, but I won't bother going over that options unless you post some sort of proof. Monday is a busy day

post proof OP otherwise LARP

proof

Cringe larp

kys for being a larping nigger

post screencaps and tradings logs to prove it, faggot

>What the FUCK do i do at this point?
Come up with better stories, probably

I want this to be real so bad.

Because you hold LUNA?

Yeah, like post a screenshot of the account with blurs or something

Full stop nobody else respond we got an attention seeking faggot on this board making shitty threads, just KYS OP

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you cheeky cunt

Only queers larp, not a queer are you OP?

Just like 99.99% of the things posted here.

Have fun in prison

this is now an indian kino thread. drop all your indian kinos sirs, and good morning!

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This thread SUCKS

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