What are the highest paid, lowest effort careers out there?

What are the highest paid, lowest effort careers out there?

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teacher

being self employed and charging premium fees for the same service as your competitors

Roofing

Fund manager

being a whore

this, the only requirements are fear of failure and a willingness to suicide

PA.

get to skip half the schooling, you can skip the brutal residency, and still end up with close to the same pay (especially after opportunity, sanity costs are factored in) as a doctor with half the responsibility.

Don't know the answer to patient's problem after googling it? pawn the patient off to the MD and get the next one who has a runny nose.

>highest paid

we're all whores in one way or another

they dont really make THAT much and they legit need to see patients all day long. it's not that easy.

Project management

Unironically, sales

realtor

Haha no.
An example from the construction industry:
Tradees make 80k/year working 40 hours a week. They get to joke around with the boyz, and take breaks, and have satisfying work.
The site superintendent might make 100k/year (only like an extra 12k/year after taxes), but work 50-60 hours/week with way more stress.
The only reason people are willing to work so much more hours for hardly any pay is for the status. They do it for the status, not the money.
When the project mgmt guys get started they make less than the tradees for a few years.

coding
landlord
real estate agent
sales
government worker
high school teacher

I work from home and make more than that at 25

Software if you get the right job. Hard to know until you're there though, so it may take a few hops.
Look for dev-ops or admin type jobs.

Becoming a pilot is a lot of front-loaded effort, but once you've made it it's easy to coast and be rich.

That kind of stress turns me on, how do I become a site superintendent?

You start as a tradee and work your way up. JK I have no idea, I've got no bluecollar experience whatsoever.

Anything in government, I'm an admin assistant larping as a software engineer

The easy way is get a construction mgmt degree with a 2 or 3 year college degree.
The hard way is get an engineering degree, or work your way up from a tradee to a foreman to a site super.
Yeah that status, respect and sense of accomplishment is nice. But it's easy to get burnt out.

Yeah but most people aren't in your situation.

this. i work at a fortune 10 and they have braindead unskilled roasties overseeing systems implementations that process tens of billions of dollars of transactions. they have literally NO IDEA what they're doing and they're basically glorified secretaries/note takers.

Not sure that's what he meant by project management.

cope
most people are stupid or lazy

Well that's project mgmt in the construction industry, and it's not easy.
A lot of guys want the status, and higher demand means lower wages compared to the skill and effort it takes to do the job. You get paid in status rather than in money.
Engineering is kinda similar in that respect.

It's not a cope, it's a fact.
You're earning like double the median wage at 25. Most people are not in your situation.

If you can get oncall telework IT then you can just fuck around 90% of the time and then work the rest. Problem is I hate IT and wanna go med school because retard.
It is as a ratio of pay/effort
>do 4yr degree with teaching cert
>make +$40K ish usually with benefits and a ton of vacation that you can work more in or take off
>if you do stem you have much more opportunity and can always just bs since you can tailor the test to make them easier to grade
>"if everyone passes we get a movie pizza day :^)"
Ewhore sure but irl whores have to hustle.