Real talk: Is picking up qt sloppy toppy grills with a 409 horse power beemy a good business and finance decision?

Real talk: Is picking up qt sloppy toppy grills with a 409 horse power beemy a good business and finance decision?

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Kill yourself and rid the world of your monkey speak, Zoomer consumerist scum.

Damn don't need to be all jealous and shit bruh cool it down

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BMW was cool when I was 19 (2005), today they look gay and bland (like any german car brand). I'd rather buy some globohome tesla or polestar, at least some FFF whores will admire you.

I look young enough that I can park outside of a high school in my convertible and easily pick up dumb zoomer whores. I pump and dump them always

>BMW X series
lmao fucking soccer mom
>inb4 muh M fuck you soccer mom

Terrible.

It doesn't dominate anything.
Not too good to be an offroader compared to a Range Rover or Jeep.
Not too good to be a practical SUV like any big reliable and cheaper truck.
It doesn't feel like an authentic "BMW M car" or driving experience.

It doesn't excel at anything. Your only reason for buying this would be based on how it looks.

New ones? Absolutely not
I don't pay attention enough to care it went to shit, but about time the CUV phase started is when it went to hell

>Getting that unreliable soccer mom SUV to try and pick up girls

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the only thing you'll be picking up is gay men

>It doesn't excel at anything. Your only reason for buying this would be based on how it looks.
Yes
>Unreliable
Give me a source.

That fucking BMW logo on the fucking car you stupid fucking retard

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Okay I'll think of you when I get my toppy sloppy, thx

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imagine thinking you need to buy a beemer to slay some puss. I was taking down some of the gnarliest gnash while in my 07 corolla. miss those days. prolly smashed bout 35 hoes in one qtr @ uni because bitches would hit me up for a ride to walmart or safeway to get bottles for a pre game. i got free liquor and pussy out of it. god bless those were good times.

Mashallah!
Alhamdulilah!
Merhabar!
Guzel!

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That's a faggy looking car. Jesus Christ.

Inshallah my brother
Post pic of your car

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After 50 replies i get 10% off my next car service c'mon man don't let me down

Eh it's like "I don't ever drive this fast, but it can go decently fast, won't really knock your socks off though". It's the kind of car that makes me think "normie with too much money", compared to a guy with an M3, STI, Tesla or Audi S series. Like you just sort of exist, aren't interesting at all, but also happen to have a lot of money.

For me, it's the TTRS if we're not talking just a straight up fucking Lamb.

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Fastest TT RS is 400 HP while my OP car is 409 and cheaper on average, who exactly are you kidding?