/smg/ - Stock Market General

Tankerbros... we're going to make it edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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ASMB stock ladies!

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Ha ha we made op make a new thread. He didn't even get paid.

Digging Deep for OIL

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I'm taking Mannarino's advice and moving some money into MO.

just a friendly reminder

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nothing personal

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Holy shit. Is shorting THO and WGO the perfect stagflationary bet?

Either gas prices force Boomers to ditch their RVs or their portfolios crashing will.

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>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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I'm just going to buy China. Fuck it

One day you'll be asking for one and have no option but to make one yourself, faggot

The war isn't going to end.

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LOL @ thinking there will be a multi year recession. The Powell put will return after inflation cools off.

Why are we going down.....

>Vladimir Putin, the day oil reaches $300/bbl

I've made them before. Big flip. It was just a joke, boy.

>Yield curve inversion
Absolute FUD.
The 10Y-2Y curve has never been healthier and is showing good signs of recovery

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Let me buy Russian oil please.

Because the market is a big fag.

I just need one good rally. Please I just want to get out of banks so bad. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you Indian?

(The joke is that the picture is from less than an hour of intraday trades)

anime is for children and faggots. grow up, fellas

I've went from being down 40% over all to only being down 9% over all in the last month alone. I've carried that 40% down for the last two years. Once I recuperate all my losses I literally won't know what to do with my money.

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I lost so much money in Citi two years ago that my portfolio still hurts today.

Looks like we are locked out for a long time

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If we end today green I'm going to shit my britches

I'll just buy 1000 shares of YINN or CWEB and sell calls against it. What could go wrong?

>TMV is up more than fucking GUSH

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Look at these absolute madmen

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Texan

This was the big brain play. i thought I would get exposure to short bonds by being long banks. Oh boy, how wrong I was

>oil over 111$
>RIG still crabbing around 4.40
Why do I consistently choose the wrong tickers.

Lose it all again. It's the smg way

WTF bros, I was reliably informed by /smg/ that the war, sanctions, inflation, and rate hikes were all nothingburgers. Why am I losing money?

YOU JUST BUY THE THING ITSELF

Imagine posting on an anonymous image board, that was founded by a weeb for weebs, that other anonymous posters should not partake in their niche hobbies anonymously. You are the faggot here user.

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Whats that? Post more anime?

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>Not listening to the Bobros
NGMI

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sorry bro I bought this morning

But I did?

Nrsn bros who's holding overnight?

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I recommend a quick trip to the gun range as consolation.

It's unfortunate there's no leveraged short ETF for short bonds - only TYO and TMV, last I checked. That would've been beastly.

Lol, I wrote that. Finally, one of my greentexts made it into the collective consciousness.

I am talking about futures contracts or any other kind of product that tracks the price of oil

>The Powell put will return after inflation cools off.
>after inflation cools off.
>after
>inflation
:-)

Boomers have pensions. Where as you and I aren't allowed to.

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>m.jpg
>terribly drawn
>yurishit
Really nigga

Better clear some time to do your laundry tonight.

>only TYO and TMV
What is wrong with these?

zoom out jerome. show me what's in your hands.

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WTFWT

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WE. WILL. PERISH.

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ooooo

Mostly because clown world has taken over the market too, meaning that reality is determined by a bunch of institutions trying to gaslight each other using PR, so for example, instead of pricing in the number or rate hikes, we now price in the number of times Powell does a press conference per day, so if it's four instead of the typical three, the market dips.

Why is everything pumping again?

I HATE THE JANNIES

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yield curve inversion and possible russia default may push them even lower. that's when i'm buying. sorry user.

I got heemed on alibaba calls

I hope this shit goes back up

Long banks is just long SPY at this point isn't it

I wonder if the average boomer thinks younger guys even know what a pension is

Because you touch yourself at night

This is exactly what I was trying to email Mannarino about. It seems like tmv would be a smarter play than anything else during a debt market meltdown where yields skyrocket out of control

what's the chance of being assigned on a spy spread? can't afford that, can't afford spx tho

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I'm at the gym nigger you get what's on my phone

>giving a shit which cartoon child is posted instead of just ridiculing it all like a straight man
nothing but faggots here anymore.

>this volatility is healthy

When are the ABSOLUTE RETARDS aka my fellow countrymen going to realize that the Fed is:
1. Not gonna do shit about inflation
2. Accelerating inflation on purpose
3. Working with other central banks to enslave the world in a continuous cycle of debt

?

Another day of being outperformed by SPY....

SOXL sisters we going up this week!

Eh, not all of them. Plus that's only a portion of their income. Granted, pension payouts and Social Security are steady, but food and drug costs are definitely outpacing those.

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Don't hold until expiration and you're fine

Because msnbc has Powell streak across the screen whenever another bank wants to buy.

XCUR has been climbing very nicely lately and it's expected to have great earnings which is going to be... pretty soon, nobody knows for sure, though.

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CHINA NUMBA ONE!

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You know you can save images to your phone without them being shit quality right?
Why are you seething at anime so hard?

>straight man
You sound like a fag to me, do you suck dicks?

thanks, i'm going to give it a shot

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Nothing, but I strongly suspect you'd have had even better recent performance from a 3x short ETF on 3-5 or 1-2 yr Treasury bonds. That's been where a lot of the yield curve flattening action has come from.

>boomer
>thinks
Let me stop you right there, chief.

Until QEInfinity returns and slaps your dick off, yeah. Also even though the long bonds are supposedly more sensitive to interest rates, I think the recent "inflation is transitory" meme has put more of that pressure on the shorter durations.

I feel a bart coming

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

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What the fuck

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The corrupt union here at Boeing and retard millennials voted away their pensions for 10k when the 777x was being floated around.

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You're absolutely right, let's leave right now and never come back. I'll be right behind you, lead the way.

The jannies are scum sucking retards.

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