/smg/ stock market general

Dump eet edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/chattedelapin
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for rate hike disbelievers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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JEROOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEE

FUCK

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Can someone explain to me why Powell is even still fucking talking? We raised rates last week. The weekend happened. And now he's still fucking talking?

This is number one (1) bullshit

Do I buy SOXS now or wait for it to dump further?

*ahem*
Bless powell and fuck anime

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We'll be green before we reach the bump limit in this thread.

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I'm pressing the green button now.

NABE annual conference

the end is near
this is like when every other person was a mortgage broker in 07/08

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I should have known this was about to happen since my breakeven was almost on the horizon

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You could just ask me to post some anime

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LET ME BUY RUSSIAN OIL

Google, translate "chatte de lapin"

SOXL SISTERS NOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm guessing that if Russia pulls the oil plug on Europe then that's when the crash happens.

Damn nearly fomoed in on that dip

Well does it go on for two fucking weeks or something, and can they please fuck off with scheduling it during the fucking rate hikes?

HUMINA HUMINA....AWOOGA! AWOOGA!

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Tech trannies devastated lmfaoo

red-to-green

silly bears got excited again

Same. Still waiting to buy some SOXS. $3.50 would be amazing.

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HE'S SPEAKING

First for fuck FAGGOT commie speech censoring jannies, that tongue my anus...for free. Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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10 year yield rocketing

Did I miss the SOXL TRAIN

>the absolute state of dwac hodlers

I said "you better sell now" when it hit 92 and 95. You refused in feb. Look at it now!!!

Ahahahaha!

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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Why did I listen to the DWACtranny and buy DWAC this morning. Fuck he's always wrong.

For fucks sake, don't even mention this pos of shit stock, even if to mock it
Let it die, ignore it

im thinkin about some volatility calls for may
they're pretty cheap right now but that dip just boosted 'em a bit
$11 calls were 3.60 for a little bit there

>Tech trannies devastated lmfaoo

AMZN is 8% away from ath and mooning lmao. Don't lump me in with semiconductor retards.

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Train still boarding fren

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you're going the wrong way oil

Weve got some bad looking candles on the 1h for oil

2Y10Y about to go under 20bps. Was about 55 just a month or so ago.

Oil hit 111 again and oil tickers are still crabbing. Fuck this rigged game.

Dwac and clf faggot are different people and the clf faggot i respect after learning his wash sale lesson.

DWAC faggot will never learn his lesson and hes a five figure poorfag

WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT WTF WAS THAT

DFEN is going up. War is in.

Who's holding NRSN overnight with me? Eerily reminiscent of NURO last summer when it opened at $3, closed at $12 and then pumped to high $30s next morning

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What does it mean bond magician?

>all this fud

DWAC is literally just crabbing at $70. What the fuck are you retards talking about?

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XOM is going up. That's all that matters