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How we doing my fellow oil barons, uranium earls, gas marquesses and coal dukes?

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$MULN bros WWA

Based Canadian Energy investor

Is the price of oil directly tied to oil tickers? Cause it seems to diminish or increase in direct association to the fluctuation of the price in oil.

Sorry from brainlet question.

Powell is speaking again today jesus fucking christ

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Im unironically calling a bulltrap for today right now. Dont ever accuse me of being a permabull. Loading my stinky leverage bags at 3pm either way i think
We’re at the 200 again right now

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fuck yeah

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>Gave Colombian Waifu $45
Gino? I didnt know we had 90 fiance stars posting on /smg/

am brainlet. where did you make this screener?

Based boomers

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NOOOOOOO BUT HES BAD...DID YOU LITERALLY JUST POST THE ORANGE MAN IN MY THREAD.

THATS ITS IM SHORTING DWAC.

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the BAT is a madman

It's probably a bunch of trading algorithms made by hedgies and quants that automatically keep adjusting the prices of oil companies according to oil futures

ooh a jpow pump

He really is lol

How high we expecting uuuu to go?

Where you been bro? A few anons have Colombian waifus

>Trump: my social media is the best and we have fantastic people working on it, some of the finest
>DWAC shoots up 30% in ten minutes

Based.

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>been looking over these figures again and it doesnt add up
>0.25% aint gonna cut it lads sorry
>we've decided to hike it up another 3.50% every month till things cool down
>hope you are ok with it
>mic drop

What makes you think it will be a pump? Just a reiteration of his last talk?

you didnt spend the weekend browsing Any Forums, did you /smg/?

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Based

>everyone is telling me it will be the next best thing, or possibly even the past best thing, it's what they're telling me.

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There's leveraged etf and 3x leveraged etf, is there some kind of legal limit? Why not a 100x leveraged? The only restriction is risk tolerance, right?

local top for oil is $110

Decay

>100x leverage
>market moves 1% against the fund
>fund closes

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Where are my $UAN chads at?

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>1% gain
>up 100%
>SWEET!
>1% loss
>down 100%
>AAAAAAAAAAAA

>A few anons have Colombian waifus
God, my dick gets wet just thinking about having a thicc colombian waifu bouncing on me. how good is it lads? be honest...

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lol

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Total energies. Yes/No?
My average is at 43, it's pretty stable albeit a bit high and pays average divies. Its oil is slightly over 20% produced in russia. Potential leg-up of >8% at current oil prices.
13% downside for pre-covid lows though.

>local min/maxing a commodity

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They are sluts that want money but also enjoy being sexy for their man.

>100x on anything other than currencies
because you would lose everything in 1 min

Their waifus are camwhores, so they don't know

Anyone got a link?

Thank you DWACtranny

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If nothing else, the memes would be great.

Tempted to put 1k in DWAC just in case it immediately shoots up.

I've wanted to buy SOXS for the past 4 or 5 days, and everytime it looks good I wait a little bit and it dumps more and more.

niggers made me laugh in class

>SOXL GREEN
FUCKING BOBO KEK

Kinda wish I had bought more at the bottom but part of me wants to wait and see if it will hold 40 for more than a day

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why would it?

Bobo what happened? You sounded so confident

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Give it to me straight Any Forums, should I buy a June GUSH call right now?

Swing 0dte spy options if you want 100x

UVXY bros is it time to buy up leaps or is it goin down under 13?
We're at 14.50 now I don't know if we'll see another day of decline unless VIX 60-day shits the bed too

No because the war will be over by then and sanctions will be quietly lifted.

kek bobo kek

ITS OVER OIL BROS WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO MCDONALDS

FUCK LUM!!!! I WISH I DIDN'T DELETE THAT IMAGE OF LUM GETTING FUCKED I WOULD HAVE POSTED IT RIGHT NOW!!!!! (INSERT MORE AUTISTIC SCREECHING)

techfags, I command thee kneel

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tempted to buy a 3/25 $100 call just for shits and giggles

same, link? cant find it on fed website

>multiple 1% swings in the NASDAQ in a trading day is the norm now
Kek

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i love this market. so much stupid money to be made

I just considered buying that bottom and refreshed the thread to see this, would’ve been a nice easy scalping.

The price of oil hasn't even dipped below 110$. Literally waht the fuck is going on with this market?

MULN just made a new HOD