>stopped smoking a month ago
>landed a new job
>piss is still lighting up my weed testing kits
I'm not fat why the fuck does this keep happening? Any tips for beating drug tests that don't involve a shit ton of fiber?
Stopped smoking a month ago
Ryder Young
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Chase Williams
Synthetic urine kit
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Adrian Edwards
Yes one tip would be to stop smoking weed like a filthy fucking degenerate nigger
Jaxson Watson
Alabama?
Ethan Clark
Are you exercising?
THC binds to fat as you know, doing hard exercise within 24 hours of the test may cause it to seep from fat into bloodstream.
Otherwise I've heard cranberry or other juices can be a good cleanser
Isaiah Garcia
Your so right user, unfortunately I lost my time machine plans. You don't by chance have a working time machine do you? Id love to talk investment opportunities.
I fast and work out so you're probably right. I need to experiment with gorging on sugar for a few days to see if that stops it.
Henry Phillips
Good luck user, also drink water with lemons in it. It'll help flush your system out.
Hunter Flores
Drink a shit ton of water. Like a gallon or two. Over a day or two. Used to work for me.
Justin Nelson
You need a weezinator or someone’s clean urine. If you are a chronic user it can be in your pee for 3 months. It happened to me. Dont risk it, just cheat it
Austin Hall
>wants a job
>smokes weed
>won't make a sacrifice and eat fiber to get said job
bro, you will literally never make it.
Jaxson Taylor
if you do this you have to megadose vitamin b12
Chase Bennett
They don't care if you have some month old THC in your test dude
Anthony Ross
No.
Charles Ortiz
Niacin tablets. how do you not know this?
Hunter Martinez
Use someone else's pee who is clean. if you need a walkthrough I've done it dozens of times.
Brody Brown
What the fuck kinda poorfag job do you have where they test for weed?
Gavin Hall
Ironically, pharmaceuticals. Also in the US, anything federally funded usually drug tests.
Isaiah Collins
>working for the feds
ngmi
Adam Myers
nice Shaq id though
Nathaniel Brown
Use someone elses piss the tester won't even go un the bathroom with you. If you're still paranoid just go on a beer binder. Water might be better but most people don't drink enough water as is as evident with you still pissing hot a month later.
Matthew Campbell
The tester watched me and made sure door was open. Didnt ask to see my dick or touch it but still had back turned.
Oh and they can tell if it is animal pee too.
Cooper Parker
you gotta use the fake dick/piss. What is a $50-100 investment for a career?
Also, I've heard mixed things about those expensive ass detox drinks. I think it just makes you flush water out but also gives your water piss the right chemicals so it's still yellow although it's still nearly all water. If you're still flagging home tests, it could dilute you enough for a passable test.
Ryan Harris
Do this, and also take creatine. Basically dilute your piss with water in the days leading up to the test while replenishing the metabolites that would be expected in a normal urine sample. I did this once and it worked, I had only stopped smoking two weeks before.