Why are burger houses so big and ugly?

Why are burger houses so big and ugly?
Do the house builders get extra bucks for slapping on fake windows or so?

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because we value our own space and privacy and dont like living in close quarters like you eurofags?

they have no own style, they copy stuff from europeans but without any taste, just a tower there, some windows there, fake stones there, oh another roof maybe? lets add some fake dormers too

what kind of privacy do you have when all the interior walls are made of plywood and papermaché?
Do you enjoy hearing your ugly mutt sons farts when he is in the other corner of the house shitting?

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>live in this
>dust everywhere
>it takes you at least 3 days to dedust the whole house
>it takes 1 day for dust to settle on clean surfaces
Do you want to suffer?

Looks like a fucking toy house like every house in murica. I wonder how shitty the quality is

American ranch homes are nice. McMansions are AIDS.

>quality lmao

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Because in America we’re all kings and we need a castle. Europeasants only see a castle to Jester in front of the lord of the manor.

>hire three Guatemalan maids for $5/hr
Problem solved

because we are cultureless swine, any eurofags want a aryan refugee?

what's the matter, you never seen a proper 'can 'ouse before?

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American houses are made out of cardboard and glue by the lowest bidder.

my makeit house would be similar to this

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picture is bs. the rock is load bearing.

>load bearing
You can bear my load on your face too if you want.

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Spending money on this mansion was already a mistake, and now your adding more onto it

>plywood tacky mcmansions
that's why americans are the laughingstock of the world
you guys are the ghetto rich westerners

>gravel driveway
All that money wasted

what am I even looking at? is that a prison?

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Have a better HVAC system?

I unironically see nothing wrong with this house, it's quite nice. If it is a good distance from neighboring houses, has some land in the back, and builts a nifty little wall and gate near the road I'd call it great.

This is bizarre, but somehow also appealing

Anyways, for me, it's being an Appalachian slumlord

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>t. Seething slum-dweller

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is this munger's latest dorm project

soul