I want her so badly, bros... Tell me it's going to be okay...
Nathan Parker
Bobo?
Anthony Morales
Bond bull bucks are being BROKEN Did you remember to buy up absolute shit cos for the return of the "flight to garbage"? What trashbags have you acquired?
Hes right, but its hard to take him seriously when his actions have directly led to a way worse standard of living in russia than america, and an even more skewed wealth concentration in russia than america At least they get to say nigger over there
Brody Harris
If anyone is looking for an easy win, pick up CAPL $20 calls either April or May dte and ride the dividend wave. This is similar to USAC, but USAC doesnt drop as much during the winter (because that is their busy season). this is an easy 2x....let the Aprils expire itm or sell the Mays on or before the ex-dividend date of 4-26. Let me know if anyone is looking at it
Bulls got annihilated over the past few months. Now its time to annihilate some bears. The real entity pulling the strings has claws... Also BUY SOME GARBAGE. Bond bulls are getting HEEMED.
Juan Morales
YINN bros..
Bentley Young
kek. i have one of those your pic related days about once every 2 weeks, more often as portfolio red days dictate
Anyone who bought Puts for the rate hike got absolutely fucking murdered
Jackson Cox
its ok weekend is our friend bro any day something can happen to rattle the market todays a good time to be a bobo you get to go short right at a death cross what more could you ask for
Joseph Harris
kek SOXL is literally up nearly 40% from its low this week
its gonna stop were at 442 dude spy wont close over 442 and futures will open down 100 points on sunday dont be a pussy weve seen these rallies before and they always get faded
>Junk bonds? For starters. Just find the stinkiest, smelliest, scummiest shit you can. ARKK, BTC, HYG, PLTR (no longer in ARKK, lol), etc. The flight to garbage redux WILL happen. TRUST THE PLAN TWO MORE WEEKS
Aaron Martin
I WILL NOT FOMO BACK INTO BILI THEY WILL NEVER MAKE ANIME REAL
i just buy more the fact they are pushing it to 442 early means an eod selloff is guaranteed being a bobo is pretty good in this market let the retards fomo the rally and then i go short at the top easy
David Gonzalez
WHY IS IT SO GREEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bentley Powell
No. There is no short interest on Tesla anymore, no squeezes for arkk.
What’s the next scheduled catalyst to look forward to?
Jack Martin
>its drawing another cat fug.
Andrew Price
None of that shit actually works, it just sounds good
Camden Wood
what goes up must come down look at how tired it is already and were not even making a new high monday will be very red especially if we sell off into close today
Kevin Hernandez
>BUY PUTS NOW faggot shorted the bottom >again ACK
It's okay bobo I'm never gonna make it either you're probably late to the show like I am so the only direction to cheer is downward so we have a chance to get in on ez mode low risk investments like all these other "pro traders" in here did when they got in at the start of this bullrun. Anybody can make money in a bull market, it takes a special line of thinking to make it in a bear market.
Joshua Barnes
shorting 415 is pretty insane but shorting at 441 thats just free real estate china pump is gonna get faded too because there was no actual policy put in place just sweet words from a chinese guy no ones ever heard of talk about a fools rally its all so the kikes can flip the trade and get a nice quick profit and then flip it back
I cant keep up with this max out margin shenanigans im doing, every single day im either completely elated and happy, or sick to my stomach, but no risk no reward, if I want to retire before 40 while driving forklifts, i need to risk EVERYTHING
I discovered the genius move >beat the Index by 1% >sell everything and go all in on the index >now you will always be beating the index by 1%
Hunter Hill
B E A R R O K E N
Eli Sullivan
Please, start using periods, commas and proper capitalization. You come off as an idiot the way you write.
Ethan Thomas
we found the top boys it took a while but were here just took 1 really horrible twits tier post but we got it time for a comfy afternoon skid cant wait for all the "CLOSE THE MARKET" posts
Jaxson Harris
>Lived long enough to see a stinky become a potential market mover If everything is red on Monday I buy
David Sanders
>rate hike news >Market dumps >Market recovers a little bit on no real news at all >War >Market goes down to where it was after hike news >Rate hikes confirmed as being exactly as expected >Market recovers
What is this gay shit? We are at the same levels as we were when it was just the rate hike being priced in, but now there is war as well? How is the market going up in response to this? I thought people were hoping that they might ease off on rates because of the war, but now they are the same as people feared they would be in January! How is this bullish? Sanctions are locked in!
