/smg/ stock market general

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for DWAC Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT HAVE BEEN

GET MORE BULLISH, FAGGOTS.

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Is line going up or down?

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G R E E N
R
E
E
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Good morning
I dislike the IRS

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I bought 25x 81 strike put options at 0.03$ that exo today based on picrel
Either I lose $100 and get reminded not to gamble or the market crashes and I walk away with 50-600% profit

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we're going to go green lol

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>wholesome
breeding mentally retarded cats is animal abuse, not wholesome

>MULN
Being a degenerate gambler can be fun once an awhile!

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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY OIL

>GREEN DAY
GREEN DAY
>GREEN DAY
GREEN DAY

BULL RUN CONTINUES

Lets fuckin go BILI bros

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Bear market over, get max long tech NOW

what should I throw $1000 into

The oppression of the bobos will never return! Your plot to regain control of the market has failed! It's over! You have lost!

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Good morning sirs

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Today frocast?
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Or
MUMUMUMUMUMMMM

what are some good $1 or $5 calls & puts that will 10x minimum in value by this year? im scanning low shareprice shitstocks trying to find a gem, anyone got one to share?

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

How the fuck can Juicy Smelly sit there in court and flat out claim he didn't do it, after so much evidence that he did? It's pretty sad

Also fuck bears

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If it was a crime to breed the mentally ill we wouldv'e locked your family tree up a long time ago.
>Ya cutie patootie

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>$37
>$37
>$37

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GME WTF

I could definitely see them having that sentiment

I know it's >reddit but there's a sub called REbubble that shows the equivalent off loss porn for hoomers that put 3% down on a house way out of their budget just so they can say they have a home, then six months later they're broke and/or their work says haha sorry but you're going to have to come into the office, right after they bought a house two hours from where they work. It's filled with people making this mistake. Too many people think paying a mortgage = full cost of home ownership and never take into account a $3000 AC replacement, $500 plumbing bill, new roof, etc. etc. People putting barely any money down + buying well beyond their means is a major issue in the US right now that not many people talk about. Same with auto loans, that's a big bubble as well. Imagine a 35 year old couple with car loans, student debt, credit card debt, and now they have a mortgage PLUS all the shit their apartment used to take care of like a broken washer and dryer? They're completely fucked

i've got $2-$4 guaranteed 10x calls but no $1 and $5

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WHAT WAS THAT

sorry i cummed

It's fucking over, you ursid fucks.

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>White privilege
oh wait

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Mutant fish doin a lil sum sum

>TQQQ

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>If it was a crime to breed the mentally ill we wouldv'e locked your family tree up a long time ago.
i'm a kraut, our people did in fact make some serious attempts to eradicate the mentally ill from the gene pool and my family survived
guess we're quite elusive

Keep going SOXS, gimme a great entry below $4!

I'm not okay, thanks for asking.

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BRK.A bros…

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Can we hit ATH in the NASDAQ composite by EoM? 10 trading days of 300 points per day should do it.

Ah fuck I knew I should have sold my SOXS and waited to buy back in later.

SOXL to $50 next week

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>Keep going SOXS, gimme a great entry below $4!

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lol wtf is going on, I mean I love a green day but this is nuts

It's just so insane. The dumb fag can't stand the idea of serving time for doing something legitimately wrong.

I've been wanting to buy it for the past couple days but keep seeing a pump fade so I wait lol.

pltr bros im cuuuuuuuuuuuming

Kek. I live on the 7th floor. I want to jump out of my window right now.

yeah, dylan roof shoots up a church of black people and gets burger king, but every black male somehow ends up dead from traffic stocks or looking at a cop the wrong way.

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We up into a new channel boys.

TLT doing nice today. My spreads +150% on it this week

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SOXS will be $5 next week.

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Faggot retard bobo. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A 2018 CRASH AND YOU PULLED UP 18 DIFFERENT SCHIZO GRAPHS TO JUSTIFY GOING TO 0. FUCN YOU FOR ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE NOT MAKE IT.

CLSK
OSTK
CCJ
FB
PYPL
Z

>GME

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>4 days of green during fomc and opex
no fucking way i cant believe it

Nope, the market is follow 2018 pattern completely. Will dip again in May with that fed meeting. Rest of march is massive rally.

V SHAPED INCOMING

Oh no. He isn't avoiding the sentence. He is avoiding the booty warrior inside waiting for him.
>He can do it the easy way
>or the hard way

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All those puts everyone bought gotta expire worthless

So you're saying I'll be able to buy SOXS in the low $3s? Even better desu.

Police have a duty to provide care for arrested suspects as soon as is practicable, and I think that's a good standard to uphold regardless of the severity of the crime. Maybe the black people would get BK too if they didn't chimp the fuck out over a speeding ticket.

I'm actually in the green YTD, feels fishy

lmao suck more nigger dick faggot
also lets go tech trannies!

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I doubt it. Lots of those companies are debt ridden, cash burning, bankruptcies waiting to happen. We are witnessing a paradigm shift in this market in real time. The Q's are about to get quelched.

Markets looking very indecisive.

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I am so god damn lucky I switched my sells to buy right before futures rollover locked me out for 30 minutes.

Still... not making that mistake ever again.

>Traffic stocks
I wish a bank would create a security linked to nigger death.

What if the black people just never asked if they could get Burger King?

Call me a Bobo, but I still think we're in a bear market. Beware of the aides of March and rugpulls

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in 2018 the fed went from tightening to easing now it's doing the opposite. This is not a 2018 rerun

I capitulated

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Fundamentals don't matter, rates are still near zero and there is no alternative to tech

>day trade the open using technicals on most active stocks
>$1 risk
>make 20R in a half hour so $20 profit
>been doing this for weeks now successfully

>terrified that as soon as i increase my risk amount all of a sudden everything will stop working and i'll get rekt by a losing streak

i fucking hate this. i want to make money but im terrified of losing money. only when im betting amounts where i give 0 fucks if i lose can i be hugely successful.

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I'm impressed with the pump but it won't last

YINNiggers WTF is this?
I'm gonna ching CHOOOOOOOONGGGGG

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MULN bros. We pumpin

Got 10k. What am I doing with it? I got the loan money too late, SOXL giga pumped a bit already. I am looking at spreads 6 months out, or LEAPS with the personal loan money. Already have some 45c soxl calls expiring may.

>every black male somehow ends up dead
Yes it is a universal mystery as to why niggers do nigger things. also!
Hello Nigger and or Mud-Shark. Maybe you shouldn't put yourself in situations you don't belong in?

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Made 4000 today investing on the somalian pirate stock exchange and gave the guy who does the money runs for me in harardhere a 1000 cut

It's so easy to buy weapons for shitskin pirates and delay a basedboy's funko pop order from abroad and get dividends from it

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Direxion 3x Bull Black on Black Crime ETF (BLMX) seems like a good buy at $3.50

>first week ive been green in 8 months

im getting rugged i just know it