/smg/ stock market general

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for DWAC Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

zerohedge.com/markets/russia-sparks-ceasefire-hope-after-kremlin-says-neutral-ukraine-army-could-be-compromise
wcvb.com/article/jetblue-worcester-massachusetts-passengers-wait-plane-workers-went-home/39442974#
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

FIRST FOR HANG ALL BEARS

gay nigger market do something

Uranium bros give me copium please

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WHEN IS POWELL FINNA TALK?

Wtf why I even Robinhood soaring??????

R we still on bear market

anyone surprised if we'd see the s&p 500 making new ath's by late april?
[posted end of last thread]

Don't hide, just buy

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This fake pump will fail like all the rest.

>just bought INTC
What am I in for?

I am not only not surprised, but betting on it.

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Nickel trading is open again.

Reminder

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lol what an absolutely horrible chart for oilfags

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Nassim told you anons. He told you cashgangies. You should have just bought an olive farm and sold olives. It would have been that easy. Now, you have NO olives and you are fucking FUCKED you are going to get raped in the butthole by Jay Pizzle Powell and his band of merry financial rapists

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Baggot, just tell me.what you did to the gookfu, and there will be an end to the horror.

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>HOOD 15%
>RIVN 11%
>ARKK 8%
Reminder to buy garbage.

Most likely, the Fed is still keeping historically low rates and it's too risky to be short when the Fed could turn around and drop them to zero at any minute and creating a China-like rebound.

CHECKED AND YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME

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K. You’re right. Stocks to zero. Everything to zero. Let’s just run into the woods and play caveman lone wolf since ww3 is here.

What happened during ww2……? Ppl lived their lives and went to work still numbskull. Time to buy.

OIL about to go on sale.

Hope you got some dry powder

>Finna
N

he talks at 11am PST

I REALLY like this picture.

>ichimoku on oil
Can't tell if retarded or genius. Also, yes oil is having a scam pump today but time to sau goodbye to $90+

does anyone hold leaps and sell PMCC? i am considering this on a stock like SU. what are your thoughts user?

checked and whore miko pilled
what did you do Baggot?

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What is that in Mountain time America?

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Last chance for you to sell

>inflation is 7.9% (more like 17.9%)
>FED about to raise rates by 0.25%
>this will surely fix everything

The absolute state of this country.

Saying this will fix everything was me being sarcastic. Sorry for the confusion.

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I own more UPRO leaps than I should admit

CWEB BROS WYA

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You can download it for a jar of olives or $500 USD, which will be the same thing in our life times.

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Based. This is a sucker’s rally

I believe I told you to fuck off.

JUST DON"T HOLD CASH
PROBLEM SOLVED

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Don't forget to take profits before we rate hike the economy into the ground.

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market closes red

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>>this will surely fix everything
It doesnt matter if (You) were being sarcastic, nobody with a brain actually believes this, including the fed

im holding strangles so if your prediction is the market doesnt move then yeah i guess so

i sold and am waiting to see it all get shorted back down

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>implying the average person has a brain

NPC Meme is real

Well that was quick:
Stocks Reverse "Peace Plan" Gains After Ukraine Rejects "Proposed Neutrality"

And just like that stocks puke after just minutes following FT revealing that a "15-point peace plan including a ceasefire" was on the table amid Ukraine-Russia ceasefire talks, Kiev is said to be rejecting the proposal...

Ukraine denied Russian claims that Kyiv was open to adopting a model of neutrality comparable to Sweden in a peace deal. Russian negotiators said Ukraine offered to become a demilitarised state but Kyiv denied this and said Ukraine needed “legally verified security guarantees” to keep it safe and would not accept any other model.

zerohedge.com/markets/russia-sparks-ceasefire-hope-after-kremlin-says-neutral-ukraine-army-could-be-compromise

Will this hold?

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I said it last night and I stand by my decision. I will be driving up to Connecticut this weekend. I'm tired of the Jewish runaround you're feeding me.

stop putting D*AC in the OP links
it's makes my filter hide the whole thread, lol

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Powell needs to not crash the market to protect boomers that’s all he’s required to do. He only has to fake caring about inflation.

>wcvb.com/article/jetblue-worcester-massachusetts-passengers-wait-plane-workers-went-home/39442974#
>Massachusetts JetBlue passengers left waiting on plane after airport crew leaves for night
not my problem

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Iran is gonna be able to export oil in a couple of months too lol

16 fucking Walmarts
SIX-TEEN

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>all these bulls getting euphoric over a tiny exit pump
Time to eksit, lads. Don't loose this chanse.
>Will this hold?
She can hold this dick, if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

You mustve missed like half of the previous thread. lmfao

Okay retards, when oil doesnt pump after this was confirmed fake and gay, will you finally admit news isnt controlling the price?

This is the 10th fake and gay story in the last week

Hahahahaha

Ok /SMG/, what's this pattern called?

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The average person doesnt move the market, thats my point. It doesnt matter what they think

Return to trend

Reversion to the mean.

Pretty close to BTC

I panic sold my 4/30 440c's yesterday

Please kill me I'm so retarded what's the point in buying calls for 1-2 weeks out when I just dump them after a few days

I'm picking up more when it inevitably dumps.

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you could have avoided this but you were greedy

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What if bailing out boomers for decades & decades was actually just a set up for the greatest rugpull ever performed?

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Looks like a revert to mean

>pumping because everyone already expects a .25 rate hike
>will dump once it's confirmed
>rate hike of .5
>will dump even harder

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16 weeks of ONE Walmart kek

You can't afford the gas and tolls.

i got financially justed
2 weeks ago I was a full neet with £2500 in my account and able to live the whole year without work
now I got fucked and have £400 after going 3x short on this jewish market
i need to go back to work now
i knew the neetdom had to end eventually but not like this... fuck sake

did you know uranium glows in the dark?

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>And just like that stocks puke after just minutes

Lol. I'm still up 7% today

you just know

Give bulls a break this is the most it’s pumped in like 6 months

I choose to believe in that, because it soothes me

Why would I not buy cheap ass puts today of TQQQ or SOXL? You know there's gonna be a red day or two soon after 2 super green days like this? Just a low risk gamble basically

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hmmm

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based. all in

the higher the rate hike the faster and more violent the recovery after the initial dump to scare newfags

user, a skeleton can't hold your dick

How the fuck can you afford to live on £2500 for a year, I spend that in a week

There will be a red day after high 40s are attained.

YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH

YOU'RE OUT OF TIME

BUT YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR HEAD WHEN I'M NOT AROUND

WOAH OH OH OH WOAH OH OHH

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Im taking a paramotor. All i need is a soccer field or small runway to land in

I am buying UEC when it hits 3$!!!!

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Long hold 2-3x money by 2027 is my expectation.

in SOXL

Reminder every time a girl has jerked you off, there was a skeleton underneath doing it.

God OIL is gonna shit the bed so bad I can feel it. At least I will be able to buy my CC’s dirt cheap I sold at the peak.

sh-should I sell my yolo calls o-or wait until like 2.5% gain on the S&P500.

I've held them for the past 2 days and they turned my 75% loss into like 22% loss and I even broke even briefly this morning.

All of Europe went like 3% gain last night into this morning.

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yeah brit Iranians just got out after 6 years, we paid up £400m we owed, nuclear deal incoming

Exactly where I thought we'd be desu. The war pumped it prematurely and it corrected as violently as it went up.
Whatever oil peaks at this year won't happen until the early summer anyway.

Is that a lot lol? I don't know how well tiny countries are supposed to perform compared to giant corporations.

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if you think nothing is going to fix our economy are you guys just trying to make money to buy bullets and food or what? the end game according to some of you, and im inclined to believe we're in dire straits, is that none of this is sustainable.

Since we’re so pumped before the announcement im getting convinced we’ll dump after to close the day, then open red on thursday and close green higher than today
Source: this was revealed to me in a dream

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Bobo please do something these bulls are beginning to annoy me with their exuberance

Why wouldnt the war have an effect? Literally nobody was saying this before the orice went up, only after it crashed