/smg/ stock market general

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

zerohedge.com/markets/futures-soar-ukraine-positive-developments-comment-putin
youtube.com/watch?v=dM0kkjzeNQY
reuters.com/technology/exclusive-ukraine-halts-half-worlds-neon-output-chips-clouding-outlook-2022-03-11/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Snoofin so many cheapies rn wagmi

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it all comes down to next wedensday bros...

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Ahem
Daddy Yankee > bad bunny
Also buy ko

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do i buy puts or calls for brandon tell me now ive got my finger on the button to bet my entire live savings

I started investing last year and it's been a negative experience thus far. Literally and figuratively. But not going to give up! I will (hopefully) retire one day!

>Turkey begins evacuation of Kyiv embassy
Bearish

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40 posts early
what the fuck is wrong with you

stop fighting mumus and just let us crash
I'm tired of this bearcrab

its honestly going to be funny seeing the twitter and reddit reactions when kyiv falls. a lot of those retards think ukraine is actually winning or something

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SOXL green... OOOOOO

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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why not just accept that its the inverse of what we saw last year where the market was incrementally going up every day on average
just fucking trade the other way and make money you pussy

SOXL red... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The same is probably true with the markets, which should set us up for an interesting reaction.

>MACRON: UKRAINE WAR WILL DISRUPT FOOD SUPPLY CHAINS IN EUROPE AND AFRICA
I don't want to sell my wheat futures anymore

they don't let him start until the meds have kicked in enough for him to say "rubber baby buggy bumpers"
most of the delay time is spent getting him to remember the phrase

i dont eat anything with wheat so what do i care

Kek but probably true

Ukraine literally is winning, Russia is stalled and doesn’t have the supplies to wage war much longer.

>woke up this morning
>had a frightful snooze
>open my broferage

>and i get me the blues
>all my stocks are down
>and there aint no news

>i know this is all
>because of the jews
>oooh financial blues
>there just aint no way to win
>when you're playin with jews

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Oh Jesus he's on
Buckle up

biden is speaking

WEAT TARRIFS
>WEAT TARRIFS
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fuck it life savings on spy 400 puts for 3/21 lets go

>we're revoking 'special good boy' status from russia
do bidens really

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TSLAQ?

TSLAQ

Anyone have an autistic analysis of how this will all play out over the weekend?

What was this massive move on the S&P 500 futures this morning? of course since this is so prominent on the index futures it must also be visible in every market so could be anything. I can't find any news on this.

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My nigga El Alfa would booty blast both those shitters

I think the war will escalate this weekend, market will be down if that happens.

AGRI is going back up!

Maybe I shouldn't have closed VWEHX...

What in the fuck is going on with UK Nickel?
50,271.50 +32973.50 +68.58%

whatcha buyin fren? Help out a retard.
Is buying alibaba retarded?

lmao neither do I, but my wheat bags might go up regardless

It was this:
zerohedge.com/markets/futures-soar-ukraine-positive-developments-comment-putin

Yes bro, the ghost of kyiv is literally killing millions or Russians single handedly

youtube.com/watch?v=dM0kkjzeNQY

Whomever bought Glencore instead of Vale because of my shilling, ur welcome

>we're uh gonna ban Russian vodka
>we're uh crushing Russia's economy or something

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anybody else just feel like this everyday recently

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MILLIONS OF TONS OF HUMAN SUPPLIES

keep dumping soxl bobo, I wanna see it hit 25 by closing bell

Your cat is still dead you mentally ill faggot.

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Biden sounds like he's saying nothing but vomiting words. God.

WORLD WAR 3

oh god he's taking questions

Don't forget also about all those tweens and teens literally killing Putin by spazzing on TikTok

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Not that guy, that fag he sold

LITERALLY A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

Biden is such a fucking buffoon, like Russia is just going to take all this bullshit laying down. Watch Putin cut Europe off from energy this weekend... Also great job splitting thread faggot OP

>People sold there OIL yesterday
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

nvm lol

there he goes using the g word in vain again.

one individual question?
how........... odd

its OVER for putler

lol Biden ran off as soon as they mention chemical weapons
>muh false flags
lel

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That was short

Brandon is getting better at this. No questions. Market gonna look better but no one is gonna want to hold over the weekend with the kiev convey having dispersed into the surrounding areas finally. Major assult probably this weekend and that will be a gigantic panic sell monday.

WTFWT

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BUY CALLS NOW TO PROFIT FROM THE UPCOMING CBRN FALSE FLAG

look here jack

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hehe...you okay over there, bobo?

One of the dances better be making a circle with on hand and sticking your finger in the circle with the other hand.

>Democritics have rised to da chalenge! We have stand in solidarity with Zeelinskiies and Ukrain. come on man!
Well, there go my gains for the day...

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>We’re going to “try” to prevent WW3
Can they get anymore obvious on what they’re planning?

Is it any wonder they call us goyim?

only in the last couple of days, but I'll recover

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Russia going to blow up Chernobyl as a false flag op.

Absolutely bearish SELL SELL SELL

I imagine russia will stop being so delicate with its invasion pretty soon. I'm thinking massive thermobaric rocket attacks soon

lol. lmao.

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I recovered my losses over the last week with calls. Gonna take less risk and swing trade from now on. Rough last couple of weeks, desu.

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>Russia's attack on Ukraine halts half of world's neon output for chips

reuters.com/technology/exclusive-ukraine-halts-half-worlds-neon-output-chips-clouding-outlook-2022-03-11/

Uhhhh SOXL bros?

load ze crab

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whats the best free live chart for day trading SPY?

SOXL

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>BIDEN SAYS RUSSIA WOULD FACE SEVERE PRICE IF IT USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS
uh oh better start pricing in the "Putin uses sarin gas to kill children" false flag.

how do I make money off this?

>Watch Putin cut Europe off from energy this weekend
He said he wouldn't, but now that the US AND EU just increased sanctions, he might escalate too.

Russia is winning in Ukraine, biden is saying what amounts to "suck it up for gas and food bills faggot" again and the market will tank.

bc out. My soxl puts are printing so did my UUUU puts this morning.

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Yeah maybe that false flag this weekend too. Going to take a miracle to have a green monday.

Webull (either the app or the desktop program)

Maybe who knows

Oh look the retarded namefag thinks SOXL is going down. Just bought calls.

I'm not short SOXL or holding puts, but I did trim. Fuck this weekend. I'll buy cheap Monday.