/smg/ OIL GENERAL

SAY IT WITH ME OIL PRINCESSES
>"DEAD. CAT. BOUNCE."

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are people still not buying puts? does this mean a crash is looming? is the "panic put buying" user here

>keep seeing FXI shilled
>check what it is
>It's a chink etf
Disgusting

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So was the fed dumping 4 billion a day into stocks?

That's literally 1 trillion in a year! Give or take a few 4 billions. What are the ramifications of this?

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>IZRL up 3.5%
Oy vey

Why is oil going down anyway?

>it dipped lower

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>120 by EoD
delusional

I'm moving some cash into ITB and NAIL.

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OIL GOIN DOWN
SPY GOIN UP

SPY CHADS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT

You still have 'til the 23rd to dividendchad user

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its all one fucking guy too

Bought USO @73.65

It's free insurance. Crashes, I save at pump. If it rises, i use the gains to cover fuel cost increases.

$5,500 -> $1,100 -> $4,400

Going all in on SPY calls for tomorrow. I predicted the bounce today and everything shows a nice reversal, at least short-term.

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Just a few more minutes until all of today’s gains are erased in sour hour.

LOL COPE SPY $430 EOD
LET IT RIP

Above 100 and doomposting

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I'd prefer if soxl eased the seat back like yesterday before it goes polevaulting and lands on a dick

Nah, the Fed did their QE sporadically, only at certain times on certain days.

Well, until a few hours ago when they ended the last bit. They have now "tapered" to $0b/month.

God I want to sniff so bad

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>oil tranny princess

looks like the transition surgery was today

OILs day is long.

FXI bros... we've entered the green..

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Does WEAT still have some pep to it or is it dead even with Russia possibly stopping its export and ukraine saying they can't export wheat

high test

there were rumors yesterday SPY would go 440 this week

I made 5,000 dollars today, I dont want to get greedy. Any more tips for a newfag?

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That was the dip? That was it? That was literally the dip? QQQ didn't even go to 300 or SPY to 400.

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>CPI priced in
user, I...

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Commodities are continue to increase for at least 2 years.

What did you even buy?

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

eat shit

>Russia Set to Ban Commodity Exports Following Western Sanctions
>The actual commodities that will be banned from export will be determined by the Russian cabinet, the decree said. Mr. Putin gave them two days to come up with a list of countries subject to the ban.
wsj.com/articles/russia-set-to-ban-commodity-exports-following-western-sanctions-11646768260

This was published yesterday. That list could come tomorrow.

I bought oil and sold it all when it shot up rofl. Pure luck.

>That was it
SPY was > 10% off it's ATH lol what the fuck else do you want?

so what do i before close? SOXS?

SPY calls

I suspect nothingburger

I made money today, but more importantly I found the hard drive from the computer I used from 2011-2014 and a folder of old Any Forums images. I spent a lot of time on /k/ Any Forums and /sp/ back then. Expect to see a lot of old .gifs here for a while.

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duh

>high headline
that means bad right?

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tfw no slavic pole vault gf
youtu.be/A6ZvdK4XGuo

well at least SOXL is gonna make me rich

>So was the fed dumping 4 billion a day into stocks?
no, QT won't happen until after rates get raised. we have a while before that happens and you better believe they'll do it during a bullrun not a nerve wracking time like this.

ridiculously based

1dte USO calls

Depends on your portfolio, user. Depends on your portfolio.

Imagine buying anything that isn't a commodity before Putin slams the Iron curtain tomorrow.

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I was expecting SPY to at least touch 410

I fucking sold my commodities already

eh fuck. market is going to act all suprised like they didn't just see oil double in a month

yes, im betting that putin will export ban some commodities. let's see if he follows through.

>It's almost sour hour again
PLEASE NOT AGAIN

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You guys are such fucking idiots and I can’t wait for you’re pink wojacks tomorrow. The market still hasn’t made back what it lost Monday, or what it lost yesterday... Or made back any of the losses of last Monday, Tuesday, Thursday or Friday of last week either.

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You should have already loaded up on PDBC, but if you haven't yet, do it now.

Unfathombly this. This is the best time. Right now. The west is calling the bluff so hard right now. Imagien what happens when China, India and Russia close the door on the west, everything moons. Instead of the US exporting inflation like in the past, it will be importing it. This time (today) will be on the books.

Should I sell? What’s the chances it goes green tomorrow?

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>you’re

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Okay /smg/ you're going to be my focus group. Best answer wins. Making blackberry jam, what should go in it besides cum? I'm thinking jalapeño since I'm out of strawberry jalapeño jam.

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lol screencapped you're fucked bobo

I'm a newbie relatively, but based on TA it was signaling a major uptrend

There was a divergence in RSI and the fall back down when we went 3% was too narrow of a trading time not to rebound hard. I also drew funny upward trend lines.

1.1k -> 4.3k as of writing this. I suspect we're flat tomorrow or in the green regardless of CPI because of this trend. ALL IN ON SPY CALLS

eat a dick retard, SPY is never going below 420 again

>high headline
As in inflation will be high? What vague terminology, or maybe I'm just a finance noob.

things got a bit out of hand with fear of the sanctions but we're all good and dandy now, no more sanctions of any importance will happen at all, not from the west nor from russia. now we just let the ukraine-russia situation settle itself out. thats' it, it's over lads

>2 green days in a row
When's the last time SOXL even had 3 green days in a row?

about fiddy fiddy.

the FXI user has convinced me. i am now officially an FXI chud, ive read over his DD and frankly it's good enough, i got 3 leaps expiring at 2024, the red dragon will rise

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I'M GONNA FOMO

Red for 1-2 days then a fat spike. China and Taiwan will do something

See you tomorrow mumu

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well, CPI is tomorrow before open, right? So why wouldn't you sell before close?

Based jamchad

the woman gets first place because all women get a handicap, absolutely unreal.

What the fuck is even the point of this?

priced in

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A healthy dollop of cum and probably some raspberry or blueberry.

maybe a bit of serrano pepper really finely blended? could give some powerful heat while being fine enough that people don't even notice any solid pepper in it. like a sweet heat

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since oil is down today, will that affect the price of gas today, or a few days, or what? I want to buy the dip to fill up my tank

Does anyone know how annuity companies like JXN will perform when interest rates go up?
Right now they're set to give out 5% div yield and buy back around 10% of the company (if the price gives going sideways) with their allotted share buybacks for this year

I had blackberry jalapeno jam at a restaurant not too long ago and it was divine.

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nobody cares about male pole vaulting

Fine I'll participate. I don't really feel like doing all leaps though, so I'll do 500 worth of shares and 1 leap

Maybe caramelize the cum?

Probably some blackberries.

Now that Russia is a vassal state of China and going to get buck broken on oil prices, can we expect production costs in China to decrease?

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WTI -> RBOB -> retail gas is too noisy and delayed to make much difference, especially since we're already retesting 110.

Can you reply to this post with your favorite mumu?

I literally only have bears in my folder but will need them for tomorrow when SPY goes up.

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that sounds really good

Lol no the price isn’t going back down at the pump any time soon

No, your gas only goes up from this day forward

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Look up Gasoline RBOB then add state and federal taxes and you will get your retail price roughly 48hrs in advance. So two more days

gib ginger milkies plz

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Anyone here use a bloomberg terminal?

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Why did commodities dump so hard today, anyway?

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definitely not samefagging

insults aside, basing the entire fucking chinese economy recovering from building its entire economy off of debt in the short term because of FUCKING ELECTRIC VEHICLE SALES is incompreHENSIBLY retarded. long term yes, while i hate the chings, theyre basically enslaving african nations with debt and will be able to export their manufacturing business there to stay afloat. short term however, the HSI's massive trend was broken for the first time in 20+ years, and while there is support 5-10% down, trends like these usually arent pretty when they break. so please fxi fag, get out while you can, or be prepared to hold fxi for a lot longer than 2024

That's a pug

This is the second time I've seen oil faggots brag. Always so satisfying to see the inevitable dump after it. They are the worst.

Sorry I don't think I have any mumus, only greenWojaks.

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Couldn't Russia single handedly push the West into a recession by turning off the valve to Europe?

that'll do. I'd like some greenies please

There is Bloomberg user, but I'm pretty sure he an hero'd because he put 5 figures into some shitcoin.

are we back?

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Literally a fake opec phone call that never happened, and the idea that biden has it under control. Metal markets have proven itself to be paper bullshit, everyone wants physical delivery now. Short dip then dead cat bounce

No because they only supply like 10% of oil to EU, even Germany. You just believe clickbait about it.

I might actually hit my SOXL breakeven here soon

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checked and buy $GME

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Shhhh that doesn’t fit the narrative of the last couple days

and they would benefit in what way?

I don't give a shit about female pole vaulting either. these same chicks pound dildos on instagram.

Yes, Germany knows this and is kvetching right now about that scenario

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Fuck these blackrock/rothschild algorhitms screwing with the markets. Every major trend goes whack when the robots catch up and start doing meme operations.
Oil is clerly still going up but something funny happened to their number that triggered a swing flag and now we have this dumb volatily on the company stocks. This bullshit is to be expected in futures, but damn.

market go upperino

user are you seriously that clueless

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What kind of fake news did you get this from? A quick google search is telling me that you're full of shit.

forgot to attach the memeline evidence

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i don't have a mumu folder
haha

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I think Bloomberg user said he was getting a new job soon and wouldn't have access anymore.

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they'll polevault on a dogs dick but not mine
just fat chicks
fuck the modern age islam NOW

50% of natural gas consumed by Germany comes from Russia I think. Germany has storage sure but still it would not be good at all

>it will be importing it
how? doesn't the us still need to buy from somewhere?

FXI bros, we're gonna be alright. at what point should we rub it in there faces once we begin racking in gains? I say +20% is when we can start to get cocky

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I call this one the "get in the bag Mumu", that's what you meant right?

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I got one more in me after this

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Unironically TH supplies services to haliburton and they pump hard when oil goes bullish, only slightly dip when oil goes down

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I don't know, maybe, I just don't think they'd screw europe (their main customer I believe) over like that.

They'll make due with the 90% of oil they get from elsewhere.

I found this one on my desktop

It'll be useful once I hit 10k tomorrow

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>OIL PLUMMETS TO JUST $100
lol

fuck you suncor this is a good thing for you and your downstream operations why the fuck are you red, you were already red when oil was going up too fast fuck you suncor shit bastard son of whore

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When CPI prints at 15% tomorrow, what do you think the 10yr is going to do? And why will the Fed be forced to raise 50bps? And how will the market react?

Mumu you so stupid

SPX pump = commodities dump, probably due to exiting commodities to chase the SPX pump idk

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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when oil go green

Dear bears:
You see what happens when you get cocky?
SAY MY NAME!

To the squeezemetrics panic buy puts faggot:
WHY ISN'T THE LINE GOING DOWN YOU NIGGER! YOU SAID TODAY WOULD BE DOWN! FUCKING NIGGER

>CPI release tomorrow
>market goes up
i was expecting the buy day to be tomorrow or friday

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follow the rules or follow the fools

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Lol no

youre literally just the same guy, you type exactly the same. i think im done here, ive said my case
and i doubt anybody will be stupid enough to fall for your shilling, and if they do they deserve the losses

thank me for my service

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