/smg/ - Stock Market General

Fortunes of war edition

>Links for Non-Oil Holders
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

>Links for R*ssians
duckduckgo.com/?q=tallest cliffs in Russia
investing.com/currencies/rub-usd

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_market_fund#Breaking_the_buck
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I've made the first post

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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I want him back bros…

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I hate
Boomers
Jews
Women
Blacks
Spics
SOXL Trannies
People that are bearish on OIL
Globalists
Bitcoin Maximalists
and Jews

Those cucks at the LME are calling me up because I stole the nickel some chump was expecting.

Lol, sucks to be them.

When are cashgangers buying and what are they buying?

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With options on triple leveraged ETFs, when the IV of the underlying doubles, does that mean the IV of the option on the triple leveraged ETF multiples by 6?

Uh... there something wrong with this thread?

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Good night /smg/, hope your portfolios are green tomorrow. Peace be with all you faggots.

Give me one good reason not to go all in on SOXS

Oh, it's an actual thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_market_fund#Breaking_the_buck

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>50% in Canadian etf and canadian mid cap oil and gas
>other 50% in cash
up 6k leafbux today

>he laughed at cash gang

HAHAHAHHAHA. Whose laughing now huh? Where are all the cash gang haters now??? Not so tough anymore now? Don't see you posting inflation numbers anymore huh??

No idea, but you might want to check out this post, GNKanon: tl;dr Autist thinks Chinks will hoard Ruskie commodities onboard contracted dry bulk carriers

this isn't the bottom that's why

>comfy flat line of future investment potential

>LIKE NANCY BOUGHT RBLX SO I DID TOO LMAO I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY MY VIRTUAL METAVERSE CATFOOD FROM CHWY FOR MY RBLX CAT LMAO HAHA

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Ill stop laughing when you buy something

>thought I bought the bottom last week
>felt like hot shit
>down 10% as of today officially
I have nothing but negative thoughts user.

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My $40 RBLX puts are doing great
Fuck that company and the pedophiles they cater to

Dunno, I bought a call on SRTY in October and exercised it last week, and it's been printing

MY FUCKING SIDES. Fucking kek, meme's imitating reality.

Back to the topic at hand. Whats the probability china pulls the holo mewtwo of cards on our asses and moves to a commodity backed currency. Think russia is doing this with gold. I mean it makes a lot of sense, considering the global pop continues to increase, and raw materials are more expensive to come by. Also checked and the remnibi is slowly climbing over the past few years.

Will do once SPY hits -30% from ATH.

I'm like 8 of those things.

what we slurpin bros? Im eyein them soxl

>Liquidated everything in December
>Haven't bought back in
>Watching pink wojaks for 3 months
>Completely vindicated so far

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I don't know why everyone hates spics. Maybe it's a socal thing. All the mexicans here in michigan are mostly migrants and are always smiling and extremely polite. Then after crop season they go back to mexico.
I could see the chinks buying russian commodities if we ban russian imports, relabeling them, and selling them to the US for a marked up price, laughing all the while as they pee pee in our cokes.

Ngl i wish i was in your position instead.

At least you're not bearish on oil

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Bad idea. Maybe if the fed promises gibs next weeks.

What will come first?
Being liquidated by the market?
Or vaporized by the bomb?

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No reason for them to play that now. Every year they get stronger and we get weaker. Hell, they've been building up for 40 years.

It's a very smart play on their part. What're we gonna do, kick off a second trade war that Biden's senile ass forgets about in 3 months?

liquidated, bomb is just a lie

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You DON'T know why people hate spics?
Ever been to Southern California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas or Florida?
ARRRRRRIBA ANDALE ANDALE ARRRRIBA RIBA YEEEHAAAAAAAAA
Also they lazy and fat
"Manyana"

>missed out on PDBC entirely
You aren't as smart as you think you are.

I wish bought more soxs back then

That's.......disappointing, actually

I've rotated into energy, commodities, and shipping, as well as SRTY to short the indexes and every day is half green half red.

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