You

You
>Live in a shitbox built in the 70s
>Pay for roof repairs
>Pay for new Heaters, Air Conditioners, appliances
>Unclog your own toilets
>Mow your own lawn
>Pay property tax (Basically rent)
>Pool maintenance
>Foundation repair
>Have to buy your own new carpet and appliances
>Flood insurance
>Pest and bug control expenses

ME
>$1600 a month to live in at a centrally located luxury apartment where all expenses are paid, surrounded by palm trees, hot young single women. Basically a vacation
>1gb per second internet
>The world at my fingertips
>A guy to unclog my toilet for me
>Free appliances, free mosquito fogging, free landscaping, free coffee

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I build "luxury" apartments and hate to break it to you bud but everything from the floor up is the cheapest piece of shit material the builder could possibly use. Also you split your utilities with the rest of the building, so you're paying for the water and electric bill of the neet living next door to you growing pot and taking two hour showers every day how cucked is that

>I build "luxury" apartments and hate to break it to you bud but everything from the floor up is the cheapest piece of shit material the builder could possibly use.
How does that affect OP in any way though? That is not his problem.

>Also you split your utilities with the rest of the building, so you're paying for the water and electric bill of the neet living next door to you growing pot and taking two hour showers every day how cucked is that
So you use more utilities than anyone else. The other tenants are now subsidizing your utilities. How cucked are they?

It's like $32 lmao

>$1000/month to live in a 2 bedroom apartment in a nice suburb of a lousy city
I live in one of the cheapest states too. Being American is so fucking expensive.

>neet living next door to you
>taking two hour showers every day

heh, did you mean one shower every two days or should I just discard your entire post?

>$300 a year minimum parking
>dog shit and piss covering every square inch of the property from your neighbors pets
>elevators and amenities constantly breaking down, taking forever to fix because there's two guys running around maintaining 400 units
>drug addicts waltzing into the parking garage to steal whichever catalytic converters that strike their fancy
>the noise from your upstairs neighbor chad beating his spouse again
>boomer neighbor calls the property manager to complain about you yelling at your WoW raid all day
>Stacy leaving bags of rancid trash in the hall across from you because she doesn't know how to handle basic human tasks
But yeah those ellipticals in the gym are sure nice to have

Great post dabbing on retards who think because boomers could afford houses they weren’t giant pieces of shit.

Anyone could go back to living like that, imagine if crank windows were still a thing for cars kek

Like that solves the feeling of emptiness inside, I am reasonably well off and life is boring.

Give yourself quests and missions idiot!