/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Update: Radiation is perfectly safe. Do not panic. Buy the dip.
edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for over-cautious panicky individuals
ready.gov/nuclear-power-plants

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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janny OIL tranny

>BABA
If you've bought BABA since it's ipo you'd be up about 0%
Adjusting for inflation you'd actually be down.

I think I'm going to have to declare bankruptcy...

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how fucked am I for going all in on Gazprom and Lukoil?

Milkbreath bros

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Smith & Wesson bros.... it's literally ogre...

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I'm flying to Prague on Monday, am I going to get stuck in Europe for some stupid ass reason? I guess I'm just going to hold my portfolio while I'm traveling unless something really dumb happens

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Why did my Gazprom freeze at $1.10

I predict these fucking traitorous pieces of shit who call ourselves our leaders are going to bring back covid and mask mandates and blame it on Russia for releasing a new Covid Strain, the most deadly strain of them all. Screencap this post. The UN said Covid is at a "ceasefire", they are just pocketing it waiting to use it again. Fuck these people and may they all burn in hell.

Did this nuclear powerplant scare drive down Uranium? What else could it be?

3XER CHADS!

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Stock futures slide as investors monitor updates surrounding Ukraine nuclear power plant

how does a 4 year bear market sound you delusional bull fucks

What's going on with futures? Why is everything dumping?

oof, that's a heckin sad story my dude. if you're bankrupt you can't afford more funko pops. :(

CHART COMES FIRST NARRATIVE COMES AFTER STOP LOOKING FOR NARRATIVE AND LOOK AT THE TECHNICALS

I'm sure that dropping bombs on a nuclear power plant is an error, and no more bombs could ever land in this area.

How many of you are killing yourselves when markets drop 90% this year?

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I won't be able to afford lollipops

sorry you didnt get to cum bobo
i bet you thought you were for a minute there
boy they got you good

Russia is defaulting if you're a foreigner hodling one of their securities and based from one of the countries sanctioning them.
I don't know who's getting hurt more Europe or Russia. China is going to scoop up all those materials for cheap.

Fuck SPY futures meeting resistance at 434
I may have to hold my calls over the weekend.
Fuck it Im down already.

TELL ME NOW!

Gee I guess irradiating 25% of the planets grain supplying ground isn’t bullish after all anons

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Idk bro, I have some Gazprom too. At this point we’re either going to lose everything or 10x within a month or two. Either way, it’ll be interesting

>MUH 10 CHERNOBYLS

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Probably high value targets in/around the plant. Kind of like how Muslims hide their high value targets in schools and hospitals.

>drink milk everyday
>never got covid, never wore the mask, never vaxxed
too ez

What a joke, the market is fucking closed. They should just replace "investors" with "merchants"

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Bullish for SPU?