/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Chernobyl 2 incoming, sell everything
edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Ukrainebros
ready.gov/nuclear-power-plants

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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third

The Only fucking day in the past month I switch to calls from puts and this shit happens.
God damnit im furious.

WHO’S READY TO LOSE MORE MONEY TOMORROW
I SURE AM

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UM SIRS THEY REDEEMED THE BAYHORSE SHARES

this isn't the type of nuclear explosions I was hoping for

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fugg...

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I'm thinking of pulling out completely besides oil, fertilizer and railroads. The FUD is getting to me.

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I BOUGHT THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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take it or leave it, that's the best I can do

>WEAT
Its gone up 50% since Russia invaded Ukraine.

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First for fuck all these faggot "journalists" and politicians who simply cannot stop themselves from salivating over the idea of war. It's inevitably tied to their retarded hatred of Trump because orange man friendly with Russian head of state big no no. I'm 70% SOXL and 30% UPRO and I'm fucking holding for ten years if I have to.

Futures are in a panic

so uhhhhh we buying at open?

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This guy gets it

what's going on

okay putin thank you for the habbening

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>railroads
But why?

GIGA SUPER DUPER CHERNOBYL JUST EXPLODED AND BASIPALLY YOUR'RE ALREADY DEAD

What about commodity futures? Is my commodities futures ETF safe?

>Chernobyl 2 incoming, sell everything
Why? We arent europeans here. Americans shouldnt be worried.

A bunch of asshole opportunists on Twitter are claiming that there's a nuclear plant on fire in Ukraine even though their only evidence is a shitty security camera video that shows nothing. Kind of like every other big story in this "war" that turned out to be a complete lie the next day.

low capital investment with guaranteed returns. straight out of the warren buffett playbook

>tfw went all in on SPY puts 425p 3/9
It might take my 2k account to 6k

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Commodities are always safe. Always.

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th-this is the bottom, surely...

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Easy money to buy that dip.

Flash dump in the morning and then giga pump

after the morning bounce to close the futures gap, make sure you buy puts 15 minutes after open because shit is going to tank harder than the russian economy tomorrow

kek N225 selling off hard. fukushima pstd?

OK, but won't freight drop off a cliff when rate hikes drive us into a stagflationary recession?

I hate this shit so much. Fucking political leadership on all side fighting for power over us. Obviously the least oppressive I'd preferred the most but the whole game is tiring and suicidal for humanity

Need china to defect from their current trajectory and have a real world order including them, but they take every inch they can and have no foreign policy except fucking everyone over

>biggest nuclear plant in Ukraine
>biggest nuclear plant in Europe
>if that goes down they need energy from somewhere
>need to get more oil
>oil supplies fucked

I like retarded bimbos. I like volatile markets. Simple as.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Wrong its boomers who hate russia and the media companies they watch and own :^)

it's free money. Poor stockcucks can't even enjoy this nothingblini dip

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Biden False Flag.

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My railroads have gone up an average of 13% a year for 26 years without including the dividend. With oil prices screaming higher train transportation gets even more sexy as it's the most efficient mode of moving goods. I like trains.

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honestly, I'm holding off on buying indices for a bit in case this gets worse. Just letting coomodities hard carry my entire port and looking around for other individual stocks in the meantime. I'm thinking maybe US industrials but hard to find any good pure plays that look worth it.

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Nuclear reactors are designed to withstand shelling, it's a literal nothingburger

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When you see a bunch of posts like this here, you know it's time to buy.

Heh, another easy day in the bag. I got greeted after I got home by my Wife wearing yoga pants.. Sometimes I think god for how my life turned out.

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this complicates the uncertainty of the russia-ukraine war

will oil ever go down again im not buying this high

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report in my fellow cash gang chads
jpow said he isn't going to rescue the market this time.

Oh my fucking god they keep literally begging for a no fly zone. What are the chances the US/NATO actually does that?? That's essentially an act of war, I feel like there's almost a 0% chance of it happening

CH-CH-CH-CHEAPIES?!

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Well you're no fun. Let twitter AAAAA post for a bit.

so they lit their own power plant on fire to get the west involved? these people...

I'm RECOOVERING

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user Trump started truth social/dwac to start funnelling money to himself because he knew his Russian assets were going to get frozen. Think about it

The ghost of kyev is battling above the nuke reactor and the Japanese ambassador is on the ground in his samurai suit

Why would clickbait complicate the uncertainty?

look at the 5 minute candles on btc/usd

i'm half in spy puts as well user, 3/11 expiry and it's been a wild ride for us bobos.

Im considering selling my INTC to slurp up a dip but I don't want to sell my DBC or ET

Lol futures already recovering

because it might actually get other nations involved militarily so they can control the situation.

noooooo I wanted to buy shit tomorrow morning

It's a constant barrage on people's psyche. Your kids will die of coronavirus wear the mask, nuclear explosions, nuclear war, etc.

There's no uncertainty for rationally thinking people; this is all an example of heavy handed US foreign policy manipulation. It's the exact same shit Obama was doing with Hillary Clinton in Libya and Syria and Pakistan and Yemen and Afghanist- oh shit look at all the times we did this and the market still ended up at all time highs

There is no situation. It's clickbait.

We're literally opening green tomorrow. You retards freaked out last week when they actually invaded and we pumped hard that day.

told you retards
half the dip already got bought
now its just a springboard into a huge green day tomorrow

muh hedge

>uncertainty of the russia-ukraine
There's no uncertainty here, Ukraine will be annexed and Russia will be sanctioned for-e-ver.

No one will get involved in the shitshow as it actually risks nuclear war

Yeah but big money doesn't care about that

This is why every youtuber is shilling Keeps. Zoomers are going to be balding from stress by their 17th birthday.

I told you, stockcucks and ETFcucks are ngmi. You gotta trade at least 23/5 to make it.

Am I going to get dumped on if I buy WEAT premarket tomorrow

and if it isn't, it'll allow NATO and maybe in the US to move their forces in to "control" the reactor which is a foot in the door to risking armed conflict with Russia directly.

oof lol

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green by open

This is all going to be very healthy for the market. The more and more clickbait that comes out the more and more immune the market will be to hearing bad news. Soon it won't even care because everything that keeps getting said is a lie.

SQM - 2nd largest Lithium miner. Undervalue and expects lithium to sky rocket in price and demand. By 2030 Lithium demand will outpace supply

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Yup, It was already on its way to a nice green Friday before the nuclear clickbait hit.

Yes. Do not fomo into commodities after they have a humongous speculative pump during "wartime". Inevitably they will all dump when this is revealed to be the biggest nothingburger since the pandemic. Remember the pandemic???

I honestly don't understand how people are stressing out these days. I never wore a mask, never got vaxxed, biked everywhere during covid and live my life stress free and happy. How are these people so stressed?

Yea they will just turn the algos off.


WHEN DID SMG GET SO FUCKING RETARDED