/smg/ - Stock Market General

Furniture bro if you see this. I want to let (YOU) know I was thinking of you as I watched my portfolio bleed 6%, my biggest loss day to day. But I was fine with it, I hope it drills further so I can scoop up more shares and you can finally hop in like you've wanted too.

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Crabbing around 108

>FReAKShOW
>More LIES More Deceptions!
>AND YOU ARE BEING PLAYED LIKE A GRAND PIANO

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whats the deal with this company

Anyone else get thraxed by VEON today???

imagine not being a weat chad (ticker: WEAT)

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They gave you life
And in return you gave them Hell!
As cold as ice
I hope we live to tell the tale!
I hope we live to tell the tale!

Have another jam:
youtu.be/jR8RiBMecx4

Squeezed bigly this monday and now a bunch of baggies are shilling their bags

BLIND GIRLS DO IT BETTER

T. BLIND BUNNY ENJOYER

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3/18
plenty of time for catastrophe of some sort
if this mf crabs at exactly $11 for two fucking weeks...

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>You will never have a qt 3.14 deaf gf
don't want one, she can't listen to music with me

What rather have one that is blind.

What possessed people here to think buying Russian stocks was a good idea?

Not bad. I like your thinking. Why not play either a strangle or straddle on other commodities too?

Bros, I'm in physical and psychology pain. A cute girl walk passed me the other day and I couldn't help but take a sharp inhale through my nose. I'm starting to get desperate here.

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"cheapies"

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I'm bored of this crab shit. Either go to zero or move up.

>tfw soxl constantly keeps bouncing off right below my break even
This is torture

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probably brainwashed "nothingburger stocks only go up" people got roped in by the massive dividend yield at those prices.

just take the L pussy

u sure m8?

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>there are """people""" who still own Chinese stocks

EV company that designed anew battery better than all otherEV companies,Tesla levels soon. The drop after Monday was hedgies shorting it but they will be squeezed by retailsoon.NFA

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ANYONE ELSE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DEMORALIZED? JUST ME? OK HAHA

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Idea of buying something that’s dumped 99% and expecting it fully recover

Well now that you spoke that into existence… I can’t imagine pumping this much just to stay flat during a war but what do I know.

Lukoil was $80 per share two weeks ago, it's not $7. It'll go back up at some point.
That being said I didn't buy it because I didn't want to get stuck with it if brokers fucked with it. And that's what happened lol.

>deaf gf

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i have 6 dollars in cleared cash i will throw in to this just for fun

Let's see a pattern
North Korea
Iran
Venezuela
Cuba
Russia

And

China

Why are you still holding Chinese stocks in 2022 when the writing is on the wall. Maybe they come to their senses and join the west but the risk vs reward of china is fucking awful

Their foreign relations are 1/10 rating

No way I refuse

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>FNKO
We did it r*ddit! Diamond hands to the moon!

>there are "people" in this thread RIGHT NOW still trying to buy Russian stocks

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I sold my emerging markets etf over a year ago and I’ll probably never buy anything like it again. I don’t see the point. Mediocre returns at best.

>that lower price
>it's just bullshit from sanctions
Didn't know it would be getting even more sanctionser.