*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"DECENTRALIZED"
Gavin Jones
Jonathan Allen
My meta token is now worth -1k dollar.
Someone wants them for free ?
Gavin Phillips
They might have to rebrand under a new name like Starfox after this fiasco.
Christian Cox
and into the trash it goes. they can shove their (((wallet fees))) up their ass on the way down.
Daniel Bennett
>JPMorgan buys it
>instantly ruins it
Gee what a coincidence I guess they just got unlucky huh
Joseph Reyes
Since when are wallets decentralized?
Ryder Brooks
That's trademarked in EU, they'll need something like Lylat Wars to prevent being sued.
Nicholas Myers
Easton Martinez
Jp Morgan fucked with it. Crypto can never succeed with out stringent anti Jewish measures
Aaron Anderson
bitcoin is the only decentralized coin there will ever exist
Xavier Torres
HAHAHAHAHAHA is right
Sirius wallet incoming boys. Decentralized, open source. WOOOO it feels good to be in Zenon.
Justin Carter
wrong, there is one other, ZNN, and it will hook up to BTC for smart contracts. Same ethos, they probably share alot of the same devs. Get ready.
Christopher Stewart
>Zenon
dismissed.
Carson White
Ok, have fun with your metamask rug.
Noah Robinson
This, every new project that comes along inexplicably gets some kiked at some point. But Consensys was pretty jewish from the start. They started decrypt.co as their defi media shilling platform first. Obvious tell that your dealing with a (((well-funded))) upstart.
Grayson Stewart
What happened to metamask???
Landon Robinson
Saito is key
Michael Jackson
What’s happening here? Why is MetaMask shitting the bed?
Jace Diaz
checked, they are rugging russians, iranians soon to be alt-right probably and all cis white men
Logan Brooks
Turns out infura owns 90% of eth transactions, consensys owns infura. Cats out of the bag with j.p. having ownership interest with infura. This is big news.
Lucas Young
Do you guys think Jamie Dimon himself set the prices during nft mania? I mean $450 for a tax is realistic isn’t it. “Security” kek
Jace Evans
Fucking hell, everything about this cycle of crypto bullrun turned out to be such a piece of shit.
Are old crypto wallets like MEW an eth.org still uncucked?
Jose Nelson
Cargando tokens AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Michael Campbell
fuck, what's the next best wallet, bros??
Gavin Smith
This is a great great day, soon you will all realize the importance of decentralization. GAHAHAHAHAHA
Dominic Jones
piece of shit
Ian Perry
This, crypto only works if banks die as they're designed to kill banks unless they start investing.
Wyatt Morales
“Decentralized” as we force volunteers rather than focus on incentives. Thanks eth maxis hope the greed was worth it. This is unironically black swan event there’s no such thing as DAPPS as long as volunteers required to run network
Hunter Bailey
>Centralized wallet providers don't exist in Bitcoin land
You think El Salvadorians are all running their own proper Lightning node on their phones?