Hustling/Freelancing General

Post tips, tricks, ways you have found to make some bucks part time.
Specifically, anyone know of a way I can make about $800 to survive for 2 months? I am in kind of a pickle
>be me
>23 yo
>PhD student, neuroengineering, super cool stuff
>My student grant was approved, but it will be another 2 months until I see anything
>I had managed to start acumulating a stack of ETH/LINK/GRT but had to sell it to eat and pay rent
>No family to borrow from
>My friends are as poor as me
>No car or bike so can't work as a delivery guy
>Already sent some applications to local businesses and a canadian company for remote work but haven't heard back
The thing is, I am already working full time on my project, but I also have to find a way to survive. Anyone has any ideas? Nothing is too small.
>Contact a temp agency
Already did, they asked about time availability, and had nothing for the time I am not in the lab. They said they would call if anything came up but they didn't sound very reassuring.
>Inb4 whore yourself out
Already tried that, have some announcements on some sites but I haven't had any luck. I also registered on chaturbate but they refused to verify me.

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OK OP

Sell everything you have that you can eg if you have a computer and can run your games etc on a cheapo second hander sell the computer.

Buy a second hand bike. Have valuable figurines sell em.

Even resort to charity for food.

Your welcome.

>>PhD student, neuroengineering, super cool stuff

lol imagine being like top 1% IQ and basically living like a slave

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op, get kneepads

Post link to your cam/fans/nudes. We will get you paid

If all you need is $800 you can literally just put it on a 0% credit card. Other than that, get a damn car you loser, you can get 0% financing. I have been making $500-600 every weekend just delivering burgers.

Last thing would be playing mobile games on Swagbucks. There's a bunch of Game of War clones that pay $70-100 at city hall level 20, but can be sped through if you spend $25-30 in MTX. That's a poor use of time but it fits your use case.

Steal MTG collector boosters and sell cards in bulk
Fuck jews of the coast

engineering IQ financial IQ networking IQ social skills IQ

Engineers are autists who get financially taken advantage of by people with business sense.

Steal a bike and deliver food
/thread.

homeschool rich kids. Been thinking of hiring grad student for my kids instead of sending em to the smoothies. I'd pay you ~ 50 bucks/hr for 4 hours every day.

this

High school never ends, geeks get bullied. Thank god I washed out of CS and thank god for pub trivia night. I got to be the history and science ringer on a team with some Brads from my business classes, which helped me catch up socially and be less fucking weird.

I think autists are actually well equipped to learn those other forms of intelligence, but they are never put into a position where they can see the benefit, so they don't engage. Notable cult leaders like Koresh, Hubbard, and Musk are either confirmed to be on the spectrum or clearly show signs of it. You've got some universally loved actors like Robin Williams and Keanu Reeves that are almost certainly autistic. Jim Carrey has an autistic son (big surprise). Just a matter of applying autistic pattern recognition to social shit and leveling up.

Yeah, food is pretty much covered cause I spend $20 bucks a week on it. I literally sold everything that's not essential for my work. The only thing that I own that's worth anything is a laptop but I need it for the lab.
I have already been looking on craigslist for a cheap bike.

I have been living like this all my life. I am betting on a very slim chance at disproportional success, but it will take a bit more time.

Self advertising scam thread
See
Now mods start actually cleaning house and stop be afraid to range you have active /raiding/ on Any Forums I can't believe you don't see it.

Have you thought of trying to sell your sweet little bussy online?

I don't have nudes, as they didn't verify me on chaturbate. The other ads are as a male escort, but I can't post them, I went through great lengths to hide my identity. And they could be linked to me through this post.

I don't have nudes, as they didn't verify me on chaturbate. The other ads are as a male escort, but I can't post them, I went through great lengths to hide my identity. And they could be linked to me through this post

Nevermind, I see you HAVE thought about selling your bussy. Good job user.

If you have ANY "teaching" experience (perhaps you do GA work while in grad school?), look into applying to adjunct-faculty positions at colleges/universities in your area. I now do this as my primary gig. Working at 3-4 colleges a semester. Mostly remote now. And I average around $60k-$70k annually depending on the course offering. And I really only work 15-20 hours a week.

I already have credit card debt, most of the money is to offset that until I get my student grant. That and rent. I am looking into getting a car already. Thing is, I'll have about 8 hours a week of dedicated time to deliver. I have to factor all of the costs on the car payments, if in that time the costs of the payments outweigh the profits then I would be in deep shit.

No stealing, as I am no nigger.

MODS please

I already teach an undergrad course, I have 2 hours of class a week. I basically begged the head of department to increase my hours but he said the other old fucks are already fuming because a 23 year old kid has a group.

I am not advertising shit, bitch. I won't post any links. Get fucked.

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Applying to other colleges is a good idea, though. I have been looking into that.

>Engineers are autists who get financially taken advantage of by people with business sense.
Yeah ppl who study engineering are stupid autists lol like Jeff Bezos

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