/smg/ - Stock Market General

No survivors edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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first for supply chains

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I was just introduced to mannarino because i kept seeing him getting shilled on this general. Seriously, what is wrong with his health? He looks very sickly. I like his content and so I'm genuinely concerned.

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what the fuck is wrong with amd
why is it dumping so much
other semis are only like -1%

Semiconductors

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PUMP THIS FUCKING NIGGER MARKET PLEASE

SPY will close at $440+

What is this pattern called

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how are you guys doing today?

I lost my will to fight this market

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OIL? OIL.

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Nth for new pool of retail traders getting ready to lose their life savings on virtue signaling

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Literally everything he has ever said has been wrong. You are a moron and a shill.

AAAAAAAA FUCK OFF SATAN

Does anyone have any decent options scalping strategies?

Looking it do very short intraday risk-defined credit spreads, just wondering how you find set ups for this

never forgive democrats for what they've done to this country

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She's brown, satan.

the schizo schlomo pattern

This shit is literally kony2012 all over again

WHAT DO I BUY WHAT DO I BUY WHAT DO I BUY???

IS FURNITURE CHEAP YET? URINIUM? SLUDGE?

What did you do to Subaru, satan?

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Antisemitism

Then just do the opposite of Mannarino then

Maybe because they decided to stop selling to russia? Not sure.

Picking up Gas producers to ride the fertilizer crises to the moon.

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anime is gay

>WEAT
>average at 9.56

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He’s been right since 2008, go seethe

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he has pancreatitis I think

meth abuse

>INDO
>IMPP
What's this?

>Implying (((Republicans))) aren't also in on it

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Nice. How did you make that money?

can anyone recommend a decent vodka? I need to lose my beer gut and I've heard vodka isn't fattening

I'm down 3.35% on my oil lmao.
fucking ATH.

youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

Other than what's in this chart, I have no idea

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Check the calories of vodka. Just stop drinking

this is fucking dumb and gay

AMD's market cap is already the equivalent to Intel now what the fuck more are you expecting from the original meme stock

people from the XLNX merger are probably still dumping their new AMD shares, you really decided to hold past merger?

lmao it's official, Ukraine lost and is about to surrender.

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You're right, but at least they didn't close the country down for 2 years for a flu

>that volume
what the fuck

My dad is unironically quitting smoking a.) for his health, and b.) to save more money for investing. I'll take it as a win.

step 1: buy tito's vodka
step 2: buy orange juice
step 3: combine
and thats all i do because who the fuck am i trying to impress buying million dollar rum

Smirnoff or Absolut are my go to's. Take it easy though user, don't want you to go :(

i dont hold amd

is Titos decent?

So am I the only one here gambling on AVGO earnings?

Gme, job, swinging covered calls. Probably missing various minor plays. I mainly just accumulate these though

>ruining vodka by not drinking it pure
I hope your stocks dump to 0.

Don’t drink mixed drinks with orange juice if you’re trying to lose weight

>gambling on a semicomp
Less likely to get a -25% like SNOW or FB or NFLX

If WEAT is a futures-based etf, that doesn't really matter what it's spot price is, right? That is, it depends on the performance of the underlying futures contracts, so whether you get it at $40 or $10, what matters is how the futures move, yes?

Having said that, it might also be worth grabbing fertilizer or things that make fertilizer (ammonia, potash, phosphate)

>Wheat Future(Cbt) Dec21
>% of assets: 55,205.09%
That's a lot of gluten

there are only like 100 or so regulars here why do you expect anyone to have the same plays as you

A big chunk of that market cap is from acquiring xlnx though, not from eating intel. Theres still a lot more of the intel carcass for them to devour. Theyre not stopping yet. You can tell by their giga monster earnings from q4

Lukoil and Gazprom bros Im losing hope

i bought the top too

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I'm sure the (((Republican's))) would also find a way to fuck over the people just as badly as the (((Democrats))) just did. Your country is on borrowed time

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Now most importantly:
WHERE DO I TAKE OUT A UKRAINIAN LOAN

NET?

>vodka
Woman moment, drink rum instead, particularly Admiral Nelson. Incredibly cost efficient way to drink, same calories a vodka, and very tasty. I was a vodka slammer at the depths of my alcoholism, idk how to explain it but drinking vodka cripples you in ways that other liquors don't

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Nothing's wrong. Shinjibaru got what he fucking deserved

Pancreatitis. He was sick recently. I hope he gets better because we need him now more than ever.

>the once in a blue moon time I decided to buy a put the market is EXTRA Jewish
wew

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When i drink rum it feels like my teeth are rotting

What even is the point of drinking vodka pure, what's so pure about it, what flavor are you even getting

If we close green today and pump tomorrow the correction is likely over, as we would have broken the downtrend. If we close red the downtrend is intact and then who fucking knows

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Potato

>Just like... not giving a fuck!

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>This shit is literally kony2012 all over again
youtu.be/Y7nymZEXjf8
kek.

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Congratulations! What percentage of this portfolio is from GME if I may ask? Or is it mostly from waging

People that drink vodka aren't drinking it for the flavor
They're drinking it to get drunk

What the fuck was JP Morgan's problem?

>rum

Drink scotch like a real man

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>blue moon
Actually yesterday was new moon which is bullish.

Gin is the way brother

How can I make money with war bonds?

>Actually yesterday was new moon which is bullish
Can you backtest major events against the lunar calendar? I'm curious if there's a (((coincidence)))

Uh, he liked money and wanted to rule America.

what makes people do this, it looks so sad
you know it's not a bot because it's varied enough and specifically notes the key points of the play, and because he actually replies to others

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>Buy $20k of a stock
>goes down 2%
>goes up 4%
>See ONE red candle
>sell
>goes up another 3%

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I'm convinced Koney 2012 was a test run to see how manufactured social media movements would work out.

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I thought it was a rather obvious gamble

>buy bond
>hope government doesn’t get crushed in a thermobaric blast
>get money when bond matures

Don’t you know how bonds work?

>yahoo
>it looks so sad
try stockwits

to do 0-3dte credit/debit spreads you need a ticker that has big swings and high IV to do well.

>sell
There's yer problem.

His nose looks like a potato.

"Simply, I do not care,” the crown prince said when asked by The Atlantic whether Biden misunderstood things about him. He said it was up to Biden "to think about the interests of America".

“We don’t have the right to lecture you in America,” he added. “The same goes the other way.”

do you guys thing 11 is a lucky number

this will affect a financial decision I make, please do not ban me

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LUKOY bros they wont let us redeem the shares after the 4th

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what's stopping me from buying when stock goes down and then immediately selling when stock goes up over and over again?

>sell on little red
no refunds

taxes

I made 80k on gme which brought me up to like 180k and then i added another 10 or so in 2021 and have just been riding since then. Got up to 300k on jan 4 before being absolutely justed back down to 200k these days

Gamblers married to their bags. I know a few at my job who are balls deep in some shitty PND tier stocks and cryptocurrencies. Its really fucking sad because at one point they will be way up, and they won't sell.
>DIE MAN HANDS APES NEBER SLEDDING DIS GOIG TO ONE BULLION :DDDD FUG

At least there will be another trade another day

delete this post

They think they’re shilling the stock. They honestly think what they post makes a difference when everything on the internet is basically a confirmation bias

only your own ability to do so

disregard taxes, if you aint payin taxes then you aint making money, deal with that shit later

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oh no! youll have to bag hold that for a day or 2 before you recover!

and by next week youll be patting yourself on the back saying your warren fucking buffet.

What broker?
Kind of want to throw $100 in on the hopes that this blows over in the next year or two.

11 has no relevance, try something like 44 which is lucky in china

we are healing

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>New moon January 2nd(weekend). January 4th ATH
>New Moon February 1, 1 day after on February 2nd we hit a high from January 24th low
>New Moon March 2 ???
Now full moon on the other hand...

PDT rule

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It is a lucky number if it appears in this thread before a new bake

no matter how much I shower I smell sour

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you should visit some of the boards of meme stocks that are down ^70%
DKNG, PSFE, TDOC, ZOOM

IM FUCKING RECOVERING FROM THAT FAKE AND GAY JPOW HEARING DUMP!!!!!

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i thought 4 was unlucky in china? means death or soemthing like that?? are you trying to trick me

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taxes if you are burger, you cant day trade too
>immediately selling when stock goes up over and over again
very easy to get fucked if you dont know what you are doing

Yes, until the same shit happens tomorrow

Could be much worse, but in the grand scheme of things, I'm still down too much.

Who's pumped for the pussy gel earnings tonight?

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>Kind of want to throw $100 in on the hopes that this blows over in the next year or two.
trading212
kek thats basically my plan just throw 100 euro at a shitcoin but this time its an actual solid company that dropped 90 fucking percent in few days

Yeah, 4 “suh” sounds like death “suah”

Are we going to see a bart pattern on the s&p500 because of that huge candle? These price movements are sporadic

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why did defense stocks go up and then immediately crash?

Do you know how many calories and how much sugar in in orange juice? it's low key insanely high. Don't fall for the fruit juice jew fr fr

I've seen a lot of shilling for banks recently, but I don't understand why/no one really explains why. Can someone please explain the logic behind it?

i do that too
even one misled poor-fag is a win
dumping the bag is the ultimate goal

I am financially DISGUSTED and very cash heavy

thank you

PLEASE no more fake troll numerology stuff guys, only REAL numerology going forward tyvm

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It's autistic but I think all primes are lucky.

fuck I missed it
did he say the n word again?