/smg/ - Stock Market General

where did that spike come from?

this is the jim brandon economy

so duolingo is overpriced?

just looked at the numbers
I have fucked up

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LUKOIL IS KILL
>LUKOIL IS KILL
LUKOIL IS KILL
>LUKOIL IS KILL

Even fidelity isn't letting me buy more. Trading view chart appears to have just stopped with it.
WHAT HAPPENED. MY GAINS

never marry a korean woman

what are some of the best dividend stocks, I'm looking for something preferably under 50 USD

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different float
>different price

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its going to be one of those shakeout days where we dump and then somehow recover almost by the end of the day huh? seems like we've had a lot of these the past few weeks

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checked and my wife is white, old Scandinavian stock

Where were you when LUKOIL was kil?

10 shares issued at $1 = $10 market cap = 5 shares issues at $2

It's over.

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Who is the old fuck with the croaky ass voice? Get that nigga some water

I hate market maker bots. Stock pumps 0.05 suddenly algos refuse to sell and demand you go 10 cents in their favor. Or worse they demand way more than it should go for. Worst is when delta is ignored.

Eg option costs $15, suddenly stock down 4 dollars, delta of 0.80, option sellers are demanding $13....when it should be $11.80 while market maker bots on bid side claim to buy for $12.50

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yeah, premarket was the give away. Will probably close green.

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these fucking boomers are dumb as shit

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>Do we even have 5% of that money
>...

Why does biz have the worst jannies?

hmm seems like the traitors fucked around and found out. we tried to warn you not to buy that shit.

boomers and women were a mistake

is buying labu at $12 a good idea?

They did clean up that one user who posted that fat fuck's asshole

these niggas just don't want to let me make it

um market drops hard it has to bounce idiot

Is all gone be okay my lil nigga, you can do it.

Are the algos in the room with us right now?

>wageslaving tranny jannies
What did you expect?

Just woke up, anything interesting from JPow or just the same shit as yesterday?

>waking up to nasdump
Even more delicious than my morning coffee

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Does she have a wealthy family? The only outright homeowner woman I know is my buddy's wife, and she's East coast old money.

how else do you think market makers make money

He said the FED is gonna print moar

>BABA
>$100
Imagine shorting the top

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what's putin about to say?

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makes six figures (she's a pharmacist) and is single

Yes theyre in my phone on the robinhood app. Now sit therapist it's time for 2 hours of bot rants

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Also, Imagine the smell

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampo_generation

For sure
>Sold calls at the top
>Made 30% return
>Closed at the bottom
>We're going to recover hard now
So predictable

okay makes sense, but they should get slashed anyways. short selling is restricted though

That the asian girl who trades stocks or something?

Putin? Whats going on

He's speaking?

>getting into chinks stock in the first place

the general sentiment is shit. don't go against it

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youre really gambling if you think this is the bottom before another worthwhile move up lol

So, they completely closed the door to retail. Hope some got a bag before they did.

What? Yesterday he said they still planned to reduce the Fed balance sheet after hikes start

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pharmacists still make 6 figures?

That's why I get so nervous doing that. If I successfully flip one I usually wait to get into the other.

F

you flew too close to the sun user

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I'm seriously considering going all in on on SOXL if it's in the 36-37 range again

>dressed like a maid
>messy room

ALL RUSSIAN STOCKS ARE ABOUT TO GET DELISTED
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T BUY

I was like 15 days early and had to sell my outs I couldn’t stand the red. So fucking gay

He said the same today too like an hour ago kek

>what's putin about to say?
sauce?

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WARNING: I just bought a SOXL straddle. Incoming crab.

don't see why they wouldn't
lotta people make six figures now thanks inflation

youtube.com/watch?v=jK-aWhM9s0o
idk if this one will have translator but rumor is he's gonna say something

fuck jannies and fuck ukies

He said rates are staying at 0% or possibly negative if need be, tapering is also cancelled due to the Russia conflict. Ignore bobos spreading disinformation, they always lie about what Powell says.

Nationalization of all their big energy companies, obviously

>but rumor is he's gonna say something
He's going to say IT

Sell the oil niggers. It has peaked

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>He thinks there is gonna be a taper
Never believe what they say

I already posted the WIRP at the end of last thread but I don’t think people saw it. NO CUT IN MARCH

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the forbidden technique?

Fucking SOXL. Pick a direction.

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no thanks.

Are you the "everything the Fed says is a lie" retard?

Looks like reddit won again. While /smg/ gets their russian bags blocked from trading reddit just keeps winning!

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here's an old one for reference
>these posts really help ty

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*direxion

God I hope. Odds of getting in at literally 0 like April 2020 again?

It's getting to the "no way can it get much lower" point where everyone is gonna buy

>UUUU GREEN
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lol this conflict is just a big money making scheme

Kek

why won't xli dump, my short calls are gonna get breached

Stop posting disgusting bug women. You're as bad as the goblina posters.

Oy vey, save the holhols goy!

Not the same one you're thinking of, since I haven't really talked about the fed until now, but I do believe they are complete liars

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Gonna see Batman tonight. God I hope Putin drops the nukes while I'm in the theater.