/smg/ - Stock Market General

Green like Gumby’s Cock

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Gazprom & Lukoil bros, WW@?

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buy more oil!

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Did some news come out about oil or something?

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come on do it already

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gold bros...

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LUKOY reporting

Physical urea holders WWA?

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>the two Any Forums fags have been arguing in /smg/ for 12 hours straight

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Europoor here. Where can I buy them? What us broker can i sign up to to get access?

SAY IT WITH ME
>GOLDEN BULL RUN
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What other OIL stocks can still be bought? I've been holding a bit of XOM for a while now. Should I get more USO?

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Enjoy this while you can. Sour hour is approaching fast

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Whatdya gonna do about it?

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Fuck that nigger JPOW

Apparently, if you mix it with vinegar, it makes a healthy salad dressing

Poorfolio here, I have an extra $500 in cash.
Where do I put it? I was thinking the NFLX 3/4 $382.5c

slurped 500 more today, will slurp more tomorrow untill fortunes improve.

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I’m feeling a power hour instead. Check em

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shizos have no filter. They just rant incoherent wherever they are.

From last thread

>Oil ATH
>Western worlds promise to keep Russian oil flowing
>Promise to not harm their own economy
>Sanction and destroy Russian financial institutions that grant oil companies and child companies money to operate
>Europe prices already up 60%
What happens when Russian oil companies stop the flow?

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so Russia is a nothingburger

Where's that BUY PUTS NOW faggot that shorted the bottom again? Lmao

Got my 20 shares before TD cut me off.

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Where are my Russianstockbros at?

>bought the dip in FLRU at $10

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What do I do with my puts now? Eat a 17% loss?

And just like that, bobo was never heard from again. He went out with a whimper not a roar.

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HOW CAN HE CROSS?

OIL BARONS unironically making it

tickers?

Or wait it out and take to 100% loss

Bomb your synagogue

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pretty much. we're at pre-war levels on the indices

Nigger, oil, nat gas, wheat and fertilizer aren’t

>What happens when Russian oil companies stop the flow?
war

you think so?

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Think again, fascist
SOUR HOUR

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ETFs like GUSH (2x) and NRGU (3x), or UCO which is 2x crude.

>oil singlehandedly saving the portfolios of numerous anons, even in the face of a worldwide economic crisis looming on the 2-3 year horizon
Oilchads....

I kneel.

God I want her to kneel on my neck while I OD on fentanyl

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Buy calls whenever that faggot namefag BUY PUTS NOW shows his head has been a great strategy. Almost better than inversing Rocker.

Guys I've never had sex

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holy shit I might actually hit my SOXL breakeven this week

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POVVER. HOVR. CHECK. EM.

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Lol is SPY just going to keep going up all day?

Noice. I'm gonna try that some time.

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Why not branch out a little and get divvies from the different oil companies? Chevron, Conoco Philips, BP (it's recovering), Total. I also like Sasol.

Neither has that guy.

i hope so fren

so shill me on the russia oil tickers? how long before I have some massive profits?

He is 100% allowing inflation. His excuse isn't even believeable. If inflation was 1.99% Im certain he'd try super hard to inctease it by 0.01% asap.

>"we'll keep watching and take action if it gets bad"
>1 year straight of well over 2% inflation
>"we'll keep a close eye on it just like i said many times remember 2% is the target!"
>*has friends change inflation tracker to use 2 years prior data*

>UUUU

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where my PLTR bros at?

desu, I'd consider selling and buying back in when it dips below $40 again, as is tradition. Don't get cocky.

>Snapchat
Top kek

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and now I'm back to monday levels, watch me not sell this exit pump and lose it all once again tomorrow

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holy shit checked. buying calls.

NRGU going to buy me a house if Oil hits $150

She can at least give you a bullet

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oh shit

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Here comes the reversal. Thanks for playing!

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Hey, I have a question: Some time ago a friend's grandmother passed away and he herited some stock equities from funds like black rock if I undestood it correctly.
Knowing I'm into crypto, he asked for some advice because he doesn't know whether he should sell it all because of the war and uncertain times ahead.
I myself have close to no idea about what the hell to do, if there is a problem with the market I'd expect fiat to drop as well. So what's the best move here, considering my friend just wants to be conservative about his money? Should he sell everything and leave it in euro or diversify in gold, euro and some equities?

shill me on these russia oil tickers about to load up

[Enter blackrock commodities trading desk]
**Ring**
**Ring**
**Ring**
Trader: This is Paul Schmitd, head of commodities.
FINK: MUAARRUGGGHH, TELL ME! WE BOUGHT ZE OIL
Trader: W-ww-well Sir, we have some exposure.
FINK: MUAURUARUAURGGHHH WHAT THE FUCK, WE'RE LOSING MONEY RIGHT NOW.
Trader: Well, sir ES---..
FINK: DON'T MENTION THAT FUCKING ACRONYM RIGHT NOW, I'LL HAVE YOU HANGING BY THE BALLS FROM YOUR CEILING FAN.

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Tell your faggot friend to chuck it all into Gazprom and Lukoil shares

I don't have exact figures for this, but wasn't inflation below the 2% target for a long time, so doesn't this period of overshooting compensate to bring the long term inflation closer to 2%. Inflation spiraling out of control would be very bad, but that doesn't seem to be happening (or at least the fed, major forecasters nor the bond market believes this to be the case)

HAHAHHA CRYPTO FAGS
EVERYONE POINT AT LAUGH

shill me fren

The two everyone in this general seem to be buying are:
Gazprom: OGZPY
Lukoil: LUKOY

does TDA allow you to trade ANY good Russian stonks right now

Buy commodities

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LUKOY

Where should I spend the remaining $500 I have in my account?
I was going to gamble it on NFLX 382.5c expiry this week. Who has a better idea?

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OGZPY and LUKOY

precious metals are wealth preservation. 2% of your worth was the usual weighting. I'd go heavier with all the printing and inflation going on. It's also okay to just sit in cash for a bit and wait. He should really learn about the market a bit before he reinvests it.

No, it has never been below 2% for a sustained period of time.

twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1499057365601161223

Simply ask a communist how theyre going to prevent corporations and the rich from fleeing months in advance of a revolution.

>Kill them
>Theyve already fled

Now where does the money come from you brainlet :^)

The middle class? Fuck'em, my family would have fled months ago at the first sniff of reds.

Don't buy, you will lose everything.

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>Order rejected: This security is subject to the sanctions on Russian securities. We are not accepting opening transactions at this time.
Yo vey... Stop being Anti Semitic, goy!

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Honestly user eight now is the time to by the lowest cap crypto you can find and going all in. Doesnt even matter what it is its gonna rocket so just tell him to buy low market cap crypto assets to really gets the crypto gains
This isnt really a place to talk about crypto though so just take my advice and leave

who is this?

Sitting on the sidelines, waiting on sub 10 usd

Tell him to just hold it, if you have no experience trading the best thing you can do is nothing

wagies i know you thought your dreams were gonna come true today but its time to get back in your cagies

if anyone was worried about me, i'm doing ok, i just doubled down and got more innovative. things were pretty hairy there for a second ngl but i'm feeling pretty good today. when things got darkest, i just remembered cathie wood telling me that the truth would win out.

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Too late. The goyim are now officially locked out.

OMG A KING KIKE KOHEN TWEET?!

Ive had this happen for 3 weeks now. Each exit pump is getting lower too. I refuse to sell all of it though. SOXL has to hit 50 for me to reduce my losses.

HAHAHA
LEAVE WITH HIM
HAHA

Both have fallen dramatically because of the war, and their P/E ratios are now both literally in the 1.2 ballpark. Most of the sanctions on Russia have explicitly carved out exceptions for oil and gas exports, because oil prices are sky high right now. Odds are it’ll stay that way. Risks: retard biden deciding to sanction oil and sending the price of gas skyrocketing AGAIN. they could be delisted from US markets. And, they could be nationalized. Overall though, if the war wraps up soon and they come to some kind of ceasefire that involves the rollback of sanctions, I bet they’re going to fucking skyrocket. Up to you though, make your own decision.

OilBros...
>So what does the market think? Well, the 10x increase in Brent $200 June calls in the past week should give you a sense of what may be coming.
zerohedge.com/energy/wti-extends-gains-after-cushing-stocks-drop-near-tank-bottoms-crude-draws

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What are you using? I just bought more Gazprom with Fidelity.

VLO for dividends, EQT for gas, OAS for Oil

all russians brokers(VTB, SBERbank, Tinkoff)

Bought it just fine with Fidelity.
Stop using inferior brokers.

please respond

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>Trying to time the top of oil
because fuck it

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Is robinhood still the way to go for a new fag or is one of the others better?