read yorr ToS, are you sure they cant just sell your stack at the bottom lmao
Levi Peterson
I wish I listened to you bro, I'm down 2k and counting. Hoping for a dump so I can sell my shorts.
Easton Brown
But what about black unemployment?
Jacob Long
>buy UVXY put near eod yesterday expiring mid march >pay 3.40 for the $20 strike while UVXY is at $20+ >delta around 0.58 >theta around 0.08 >1 day later >UVXY is under $19 >option is now worth 3.60 after a $1.33+ drop >it gained only 0.20...
What's going on? AAAA Im tired of being scammed by mms like this.
Yeah you probably shouldn't hold Russian stocks on RH. That message was them very politely saying >Listen goy, we are asking you to sell your shares, if not we are just going to force sell them at the lowest requested bid randomly.
It's not fake, it's based on Powell saying only 25% hike in march. But he also did say if inflation gets worse they'll become more aggressive. After today I think we continue what we were doing.
this run still has months to go. ill be holding for the next 3 months no matter the price action.
Jackson Bailey
keep this optimist bull speaking, please
Angel Clark
>VIX staying this high while huge pump yeah
Ryder Martinez
>Mr. Cleaver >when your expertise is kissing ass
Robert Bailey
Good luck user. But you do realize that those shares might be worth $0 at anytime right? You could make money, but you could also lose your entire position.
Elijah Adams
top kek i saw your post on stockwats too
Jaxson Nguyen
I'm used to swing trading. How do I stop looking at the .000001 second price action?
I already have been working as a technician for 3 years and have my FE exam passed. How am I supposed to get the PE when I'm stuck working at a job that doesn't even use anything learned in college?
Oliver Wood
This is why I study an option almost all day before I purchase it. I'll autistically watch the bid/ask in combination with the Greeks to see what kind of fuckery is going on, before I even consider placing a limit bid.
Kevin Garcia
The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.
Finally someone who wants to see some green candles, fuck
Tyler Turner
No one cares what Powell has to say other than retards that make knee-jerk reactions to the market. >more aggressive LOL they can't do shit about "inflation" and if they were aggressive they would have been raising rates months ago as CPI is a trailing indicator. Fed is fucked and some people are going to learn what happens when the Fed put is no longer there.
Alexander Wilson
I sold SOXL at exactly $38 AND I AM FUCKING MAD
Thomas Peterson
I'm in love bros! I'm head over heels, out of my mind, madly in love with Jerome Hayden Powell!!!
I don't trust this low volume one bit. Will remain carefully optimistic while hoping russia doesn't get oil and gas sanctions cuz it might hurt the market
there are some weird movements in market data, indicating strength. market always predicts real events so something like 1991 type revolution in Russia perhaps increasingly likely now
Do they think out of control inflation and weimarian food prices are a motherfucking joke?
>But he also did say if inflation gets worse they'll become more aggressive The inflation is already catastrophically bad, how much worse does it need to get? "Imminent threat of civil war" -bad?
Jackson Garcia
its actually incredibly easy to swing trade any OIL stocks/etfs. buy the intraday dip. then sell the next mornings PM gap up rip. repeat.
Connor Gray
is this democrat bragging about the fact that we've only gotten less destructive inflation results than 30% of the world which basically means we are africa-tier
Kayden Lewis
>bought spy calls this morning >waited 15 minutes >sold them >immediately after I sold it went up 1$
WHAT IS THIS BAD LUCK
Easton Taylor
When volume picks back up we are going to PUMP so fucking hard
Thomas Phillips
you capitulate and sell them back to me for less than i sold them to you for thank you for the premium. i will use it to buy a steak dinner.
Colton Reed
>0.25% rate hike while he claims to be nimble to combat inflation Wow this jerk is letting it run wild then while claiming to try his hardest? What physical assets do I buy to avoid hyperinflation as he seems bent on wrecking middle class and below?
Inflation is a fucking lie, you'll see how true this is soon enough
Jason Morales
gains are gains. paperhanded my SOXL calls at 10am
Blake Carter
You might want to consider the offer. Right now I cannot sell any Russian stocks, so I'm bagholding bad here.
Jose Wright
>LOL they can't do shit about "inflation" That's kinda my point, they'll become more aggressive with hikes because inflation will likely go up. Today's pump is on the short term. I've mostly done SOXL/S, but I've seen GUSH/DRIP's action. I think I'll sell when it goes to $125 per barrel.
april YoY inflation will show a big drop because that's about when in 2021 that there was a spike so when the old month rolls off...hurrah we are suddenly ok they will proclaim inflation "fixed" it's all smoke and mirrors lol
That thing is still absolutely rancid. Plus this Island is full.
Charles Richardson
>food, energy, housing, electronics up gorillion percent from where they were before 2020 >inflation isn't real!!11 And let me guess you think the happy merchants will mercifully lower the prices back to normal after we "return to normal" right? Lmao
Joseph Foster
No one will ever forget. The people disregarded their nonsense then they claimed victory.
Nathan Cook
GOOd Morning
Mason Clark
most of the country forgot about it already but at this point the libtar- err, people in blue states will forget it. Get excited over crisis and get ready for next crisis.
Henry Hall
remember how quick everyone forgot about russia hoax? onto the next crisis, fren
Jordan Edwards
user the state of the union declared covid was over and Biden proved america doesn't take malarky from vaccines trying to invade our walls.
Matthew Baker
Covid? What's that? Also, best girls from the Royal Navy
ah your not talking about daily swinging. if some bullshit news drops about Iran and their OIL before 125, GUSH will definately take a hit. id sell that news for sure to buy back in later.
Nathaniel Torres
the media sure seems to be acting like everyone forgot, since this russia thing. which was timed pretty conveniently, and out of nowhere, i might add.
>greedy assholes run companies to generate as much profit as possible, not to serve consumers >pandemic happens and media freaks the fuck out about inflation >normies say OKAY WELL I GUESS I HAVE TO PAY MORE HMPH >greedy assholes raise prices >normies just keep buying and complaining about it >greedy assholes brag about fleecing consumers at shareholder meetings This really doesn't seem too difficult to understand unless your brain is completely overtaken by some retarded partisan narrative
Juan Thompson
EVEN CANADA IS CONSIDERING REMOVING THE MASK MANDATE
CANADA OF ALL PLACES we've been in lockdown for 2 fucking years and suddenly the media overnight starts talking like this, no more PCR tests and soon to scrap even the rapid tests for travel purposes what the fuck lmao who is behind this
Cameron Morris
This. Am considering >buy calls on leveraged stuff >unironically going to pmg to ask about gold and silver >unironically btc as well >physical assets This guy has broken the last straw, at this point im under the assumption he IS trying to hyperinflate and I must protect my wealth by moving out of fiat.
Noah Bailey
>max labor force participation in US is 60% >we are already at max employment
no one even remembers covid my reddit-loving, tiktok watching wife proclaimed that covid was over weeks ago it's all Ukrainian heroes and evil Russia now
What does CPI consist of? Won't OIL going higher like that fuck up the next CPI numbers big time? In january oil was still at 80? So next inflation numbers will be what? over 10% ?
Yea I'm talking about holding oil for the near future until it reaches about $125 per barrel which I think it definitely will. I'm willing to take some loss in the short term but not too much.
Carter Foster
dont fucking jxn it
Evan James
this directly affects my PFE stock, faggot. fuck off goldstein.
