/smg/ - Stock Market General

So, you europoors enjoying that 60% hike in nat gas because your governments are retarded beyond belief?

Who taps out first?

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Oillet bros...

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>Time to dump soon honey!

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Why am I even looking at stocks when we're all going to be smouldering bones in an irradiated wasteland by friday

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Etrade not letting me buy LUKOY yesterday. Why can’t I profit from the war like global elite? Who can Russian cheapies right now?

Thanks Brandon.

also you know, even if you make money off of that, the country/world in general is fucked as a result of this, right?

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we're on the brink of war, the 10yr is cratering, the bonds are inverting, and we're on the precipice of an energy crisis coupled with runaway inflation.
and you're still buying SOXL.

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You didn't buy any Russian stonks lately...did you, user?

>Russian natural-gas giant Gazprom, oil-producer Lukoil and leading bank Sberbank are all penny stocks based on their trading on the London Stock Exchange, as the local market was shut for a third day.

>Sberbank , which had assets of over $500 billion at the end of 2021, was trading for 3 cents a share in afternoon action. The European Commission on Wednesday approved the resolution plan for its Croatian and Slovenian arms that will be sold. Its Austrian and Czech operations will be wound down, with depositors compensated up to EUR100,000.

>Lukoil , Gazprom , and Rosneft Oil continued to collapse as the dollar-denominated secondary listings in London remained the one venue where Russia's top companies could be valued.

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OIL? OIL.

UCO barons. another day. another 10% gain.

I'm predicting that oil will reverse today and semis will pump, and bears will be completely ass blasted. Ya heard it here first folks.

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All systems go.

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Just buy iodine tablets then

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Go back, this is an animu posting forum in a financial context

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Make your case.

PSFE bros, we gaan

I just want to leave this shit hole so bad at this point but I really wouldn’t know where to go. Been thinking about the US (which is just another shit hole I guess), China, NZ

Mullen automotive new EV batteries get 600 miles.

Fuck oil.

globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/02/28/2392828/0/en/EV-Manufacturer-Mullen-Announces-Progress-on-Solid-State-Polymer-Battery-Pack-Development.html

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Tell me what to buy to double get double digit percentage point returns by the end of the day

hnng

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most of /smg/ is unable to adapt

I'll consider adding it to my portfolio after some research :)

GAZPROM BROS WHAT WAS THAT

MULN

keep your shitty EV scams to yourself, scammer

bagholder alert!

GPS puts

Since the Fed is confirmed to raise rates this month, its pretty much set in stone to long big banks

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I will not explain further, good luck.

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looks like a cheap cher knockoff

And I will continue to keep purchasing SOXL and making money on SOXL (Ticker: SOXL).

Thank you nigger.

I know this is the top, and the next top will be tomorrow lol, but what can UCO go to if pil goes to $125?

Checked, pretty sure they make engines for the defence sector, not a bad choice. Might even be undervalued at the moment.

>I know this is the top, and the next top will be tomorrow lol
Based and time preference pilled.

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The blonde is the hotter cnbc caster

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In times of uncertainty where we may soon see manmade horrors beyond our comprehension unleashed upon us, there is a great deal of comfort in routine.

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This is my first time baking, hope I did a good :)

over 200 if OIL goes over 125. UCO is 2x OIL futures.

best thread of my life (:

marketwatch.com/story/gazprom-lukoil-and-sberbank-are-now-penny-stocks-as-russian-companies-collapse-in-london-11646227312?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

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Perfecto

You did..okay. I've seen better.

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8/10 will continue to post in.

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I smell another innovative top for Cathie to buy

You did great. Cheer.

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gotta dca

its actually fucking over isn't it?

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All these fools walking into an obvious bull trap. They let it run up in the last 5 min before close, will toy with you until Jpow starts actually answering questions, not just prepared remarks and dump hard on you idiots.

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Its a great thread but where is 2scoops?

is this bullish or bearish for soxl

Schizo schizo schizo

the london exchange banned everyone except market makers from buying. obviously it went to the ground. not even bullish on russia but that is obviously just manipulation by western exchanges.

>supply decreases
>demand stays the same
>price increases
but then again it's clown market so who knows?

>Lukoil is now trading less than Garbage Don Stock

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Why would they shut down?

Um are we gonna pump today?

Is he speaking today

Is anyone even looking at Big Banks here besides OIL, WHEAT, and PALLADIUM? I don't see why the Fed wouldn't raise rates because of the War if the issue is Inflation.

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Probably OD'd on something in a ditch
Thanks frens

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good job.
thank you for including the links and previous.

Based, there will be much money to be made today shorting the market.
>youtube.com/watch?v=8c4Ec7H-56I&ab_channel=MattiavonSigmund

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Oil edition fag is annoying in regards to that

Yes
Resume AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting in 1 hour

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You’re a faggot obsessing over niggers. Pathetic!

I'm not sure what you're asking since English doesn't appear to be your first language, but if you're asking about buying big banks, you should understand the long term fixed rate markets and how they interact with the price of bank shares.

It's pumping in pre-market hours. Biden gave a speech yesterday shilling certain companies including Intel and wanting to prop up semiconductors. I'm hoping we have a green day after the disaster that was yesterday.

What it’s trading for is irrelevant right now. This is an artificial crash not brought on by anything the companies did.

you fuck around with those jars yet and try to save them? im spawning a new batch to substrate today.

SOXL winnings are gonna pay off my LUKOY bags today and hopefully Russia doesnt rug those LUKOY bags and they are a nice little 7x for me a year or so from now

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>market opening theme

GIVE THE MARKET YOUR STRENGTH!

youtu.be/jGY7eKk8X18

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who is this beautiful woman, and can you post more pictures of her please? i will support whatever country she represents. thanks.

its just a tiny exit pump completing from yesterday
420 incoming

I should have bought SOXL instead of INTC this morning

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you have low standards, fren.

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>they made putin small. can you believe it? Funniest thing ever! He won't invade a foreign country next time

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Blessed

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DUDE, weed lmao

brb, buying 1000000 shares right now. gonna get rich off of dividends, see you poorfags later

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>420
Ayylmao

So SPY puts are the play for today?

I hate t+2
Damn am I an impulsive retard

>gets nationalized
nothing personnel kid

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Cher is plastic, Lauren is real.

>cryptofags when they shill high APY staking shitcoins
top lel

is it still called an exit pump when my OIL Bags that are pumping are hitting new 52 week highs every day?

gamble as your heart desires

just representing who he is on the inside, on the outside, user. :^)

Arkk puts, nobody wants to be in speculative shit right now

Oilers...

I kneel.

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>something something judging people is bad
>also look he short
Even the most woke is ruled by nature

We are not done yet.

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Even oil is volatile as fuck
This really is the great clownening

Deep OTM SARK calls

>bro its 274% APY to stake your sonicobama coins
>i usually look for better returns but that seems pretty alright

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TDA I believe. Didn't check yet.

Why can’t people under 6 feet tall just be normal

Every time

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talking about the spy
oil going up is actually helping the bear case

wtf I love 3D women now. Gonna get myself a Slavic war-bride

>Shares of Russia’s Sberbank fall 95% on the London Stock exchange
Another great options opportunity missed

on the contrary, people are buying speculative tech because they think the Fed is going to be dovish.

I wish I would have bought RUSL puts

That’s Kim Jong Un’s sister you wank

Dump it.

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the energy sector of the SPY is the only thing keeping it above 400.

>they think the Fed is going to be dovish
If the Fed isn't dovish things are actually going to completely tank

we have an inner anger that lanklets simply cannot understand

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT