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joowz.org
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromaidan
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Pelosi is so fucking obnoxious. I cannot believe she's still in office

I miss Trump so much man

He is already confused.

basically, i'm just never gonna say sorry for party rocking

>indices blood red
>all my holdings green again

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There are people in this thread that are still holding equities

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you're welcome

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So then uhh
>croaks and dies
>market limits up

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Thank you, please, pump SOXL. Thank you

Biden please pump my spy and soxl bags

Dude he looks like he is barely h9lding on like and old grandpa walking down saying high to everyone.

We watching the address here? Would be more relevant talking than Any Forums trash stickies.

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Take your schizo Any Forums comments to the containment board, talk about markets here

All the Ukrainian flags are kind of bizarre wtf

joowz.org

We watching here?

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108
0
8

Can this guy get us to 110? To 115?

Rolling for Putin to drop a nuke on DC during this rambling fuck's speech

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they clap nonstop, is it to fill up the time slot or something?

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holy fuck he looks like the Six Flags guy

As for me and my house? I'm finna get a hot dog.

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OIL? OIL.

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MALL OF STRENGTH

He met with a mall of strength. The American people.

>HE MET THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE
>ZELENSKY LITERALLY INSPIRES THE WORLD
Seriously since fucking when were we so pro Ukraine

BUY VBHI / EEENF / AUNXF - CHEAP & PERFORMING OIL STOCKS

yeah we are, lets give it up for our americans!
come on biden buy more weapons

Motherfucker

fat lady holding tiny ukraine flag lol

I hope Biden announces that the nukes are already in the air

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT SOME WHEAT FIELDS IN EASTERN EUROPE HOLY SHIT PLEASE FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY AND GIVE ME HEALTHCARE YOU SENILE GERIATRIC FUCK

Globohomo propaganda. Just look at Any Forums it's everywhere.

LOL ukranian flags, knew they would have their colors

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>IF YOU'RE ABLE TO STAND

wait i thought ukranian women were hot, did they really send us an ugly hag as a ambassador

BIDENCHADS WE WON

Since we rolled out an EU/NATO expansion op in 2014: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromaidan

STOP CLAPPING SO FUCKING MUCH

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He better say something about oil

Why are Americans so obsessed with clapping?

Are we the United States of Ukraine?

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>No masks
Oh shit guys we have a super spreader event

Right?? Every time he pLeDgeS MoRe SuPpOrt to Ukraine instead of pledging more money to healthcare and education he loses millennial and zoomer votes in a measurable way

t-to the... America
to.. America.. the world

Biden has been speaking for about 5 minutes and hasn’t made any serious errors.

How long until he really screws something up?

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>Biden stumbling over his words
this is bullish right

youtu.be/peWlRgDqUz4

Israel told us to

This can't be his entire speech ffs. This happened last week and his entire administration has been a shitshow.

It's how we clean the ketchup and mustard off our hands

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Omg, hes already mumbling his words

How bizarre would it be for politicians in other countries to wave American flags and wear American flag pins during something like this?? It's such fucking theater

Masks are done, even in commie King County Washington they're over on Monday. I love science.

kek

one more round of applause and the futes go red i am NOT kidding

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>three world
WW3 CONFIRMED SELL EVERYNOW NOW AAAAAAA

Senility is priced in. Resigning to make room for Kamala would be extremely bearish though.

This general discusses anime you dumb cunt

>claplets getting jelly

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They picked the 1 that looked the most like Americans so she'd be more relatable.

>he's announcing things
oh god the markets are going to be blown the fuck out

thread is all downhill from here

...

Ukraine really is an American satellite state. My God.

jesus christ, how many times are they gonna give a standing ovation

Good.

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REMINDER:

DRAFT OFFICERS CANNOT DRAFT YOU IF THEY OPEN A DOOR TO A LIVE GRENADE

1) Attach grenade with door with string strong enough to pull a pin on opening
2) wait

Draft officers have names, families, children and pets. Thermite is easily attainable and you can make napalm with packing peanuts and lighter fluid :^)

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BIDEN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT ALL RUSSIAN FLIGHTS ARE BANNED IN US AIRSPACE

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>ill-begotten gains
hahahahaha, yeah, that's crazy hahahaha, only happens in Russia

>WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR ILL-BEGOTTEN GAINS
Oh my god the fucking hypocrisy

>dumped WKHS at the bottom
>dumped SOFI at the bottom
I just can't fucking win.

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>reducing Russian flight capability
Bearish for oil

>everybody disliked that

This senile boomer makes me support Russia even more

They are clapping because they are trying to break his ranting up and calm him down.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

BASED BASED BASED

I don't think this is smg approved...

>Let's keep pushing a world nuclear superpower in to a corner over a wheat field.

SIT DOWN YOU FUCKING RETARDS

bullish you mean
USA to WhoCares to Russia

KEK

>1 billion dollars aid to ukraine

bruh

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If you want to avoid the legal repercussions of attacking a Federal Employee you could also just kill all your male siblings.

biden is incoherent

its only 1b thats no big deal

kek putin has to declare deployment so i can afford healthcare for my sides, ohh there he goes.

OIL!!!!

>while he may make gains on the battlefield

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WEF wants nuclear war

did he just say the war is going to last MONTHS?!

Unleashing oil reserves....

rip oil

Serious question. I get that shitposting is fun and all, but I’d like a sincere, unironic answer. As of this moment, it is 100% legal for Americans to own ADRs for Russian companies, correct? All of my research into the subject has seemed to show that the answer is yes, but I’m a retarded amateur so I just wanted to confirm. Thanks.

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HOLY SHIT OILFAGS GONNA ROPE

OIL TO 0
>60,000,000 BARRELS RELEASED
OIL TO 0

>A Russian dictator invading a foreign country
Oh so Putin is a fucking dictator now?

ALSO HE SAID THEY'RE RELEASING MORE OIL LOLOLOLOLOL GET FUCKED OIL FAGS

Only 60 million?

Petroleum as well

It's not even enough for a week.

Anime girls are the investment with the greatest return, happiness
Any Forumstard opinions are worthless

Fuck, don't mess with oil

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>we're going to be okay
>we're going to be okay

lmao

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>60M
literally nothing lmao

careful user, last time we talked thermite the other smg residents got nervous

russia cant aim worth shit i doubt they can even hit anyone they couldnt even accurately hit a building thats right fucking next to themn how the fuck do they exp[ect to hit anything far away

Oil is officially over...
THANK GOD NO MORE OIL THREADS

Who's the stenographer GILF with the gray hair who's in the shots of the audience sometimes?

WE'RE (politicians) GOING TO BE OK (not poor enough to have to deal with $10/gal gas)

>30 million barrels
So like enough for 2 days?
btw this was already announced earlier today and caused oil to go up lol

>60 million barrels of oil release
>3 days of oil used in the USA
ayylmao

>we are untied agaisnt putin
>sanctions
>ban russian planes from us air space
>billions
>no troops though, theyre staying in europe for nato cya gl ukraine
Nice. Off we go to the bull market again.

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they're always so "strong" before they drag us into a war

He is on some strong stimulant or something. He is ranting and raving and the rest of the room is trying to clap to make him stop ranting.

3 days worth

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>RELEASE 60,000,00 BARRELS
>USE 18,000,00 A DAY
Thanks Joe... im sure I'll notice this at the pump...

60 million barrels they will have to replace later but should help other stocks not collapse

i cant understand half of what he's saying because he slurs his words and still tries to form a sentence

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Why does he whisper so much?

Yeah he's literally said nothing of value, just empty posturing

oil btfo

IRANIAN PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHA

Do not respond to the insane poster.

Is this the state of the union or a nato speech?

1 billion fund to purchase weapon and gift it to Ukrainian soldier who are all dead

Putin will never win the hearts and minds of the Iranian people. That's all you need to know.

>futures are dumping
What is the senile commie saying now?

Putin is purposely stalling the war so Ukraine can get aid from the west. After the checks clear and the deliveries come in he'll seize it all lol.

you can here biden subconsciously already knows ukraine will be captured soon with how he is wording things

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LMAOOOOOOO

Yeah. Did some meme stuff but no active troop engagement or fighting. Off we go to pump again.

so, bidenstein is confirming that Putin is taking over Ukraine?

where did these faggots all find yellow neckties

That's all I need.

Did he just call them Iranians lol

There are no sane posters

btw it's 60 million GLOBALLY. The US is only doing 30 million.

faggot gay retard shit

It's 10% of the total. And won't effect the price of oil, more than a couple of bucks. Unless it's released in a single day.

Is there some sort of requirement that a politician has to be over 60 years old?


Also I'm not feeling so well economically bros

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At the state of the union, hes talking a out ukraine

>in 2016 the average barrel consumption per day was 16 million

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WHAT'S THE POINT OF BUILDING MORE SEMI'S IF YOU CAN'T GET NEON OR PALLADIUM?! AMD, INTEL, TSM, ASML ARE ALL FUCKED. WE'RE FUCKED. THE CAR INDUSTRY IS FUCKED. I HATE THEM. I'M NOT EVEN INVESTED IN ANY SEMIS AND I'M PISSED.

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lol did he get bood for a second there?

>gave the people just a little bit of breathing room
very cool, thanks Brandon

booing? really?

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BOOO ORANGE MAN BAD CLAPCLAPCLAP

My God... yeah I'm buying oil. I actually sat on the side waiting for this speech worrying that he would actually try to reduce the price of oil. My bad.

Lol wtf is this a hockey game? Is he getting booed?

>heavier taxes to be imposed on the rich
Bros is this bad for my shares?

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I love it when these ignorant motherfuckers literally boo Trump's tax plan when it increased the standard deduction for the first time in 100 years and materially helped millions of poorer people. They just don't understand it because they've never had to live on 10k a year in their entire lives.

This is getting ugly

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Now, globally, it's around 100 million barrels per day.

just got a dividend notification from COP, I feel that's a sign, not sure which way though

democrats have no class

yes

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Billionaire serving politicians did the silent part out loud.

Futures muh fuckin dick.

>we've always been friends with Eurasia

No, he mentioned the previous administration (Trump) which means NPC must boo

Nah. Russia will just be like Iran and North Korea now. Not that big of deal.

>thew kamala under the bus
LMAO

Sibanye-Stillwater mines a lot of palladium, and execs at semis like Micron already said they have other supply lines and should be able to handle it

they understand it, they hate it because trump did it

Hold onto your used PC hardware and vehicles, the prices are going to go absolutely apeshit.

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>WE GAINED MORE JOBS IN HISTORY AFTER FORCING TO SHUT DOWN MORE JOBS IN HISTORY!
lol bros if Biden actually thinks this will give him a bump with anyone besides his NPC base he's retarded.

they're barely green

Dude what did they give him? What is he on?

It's based. Fuck dems and brandon, desu.

only good part about him

Did he really?

>OIL hitting 8 year highs and your dumb ass wants to sell
good fucking luck.

Adderall.

premised a good thing with saying kamala disagreed with him on it

>OIL up 2 dollars since he started speaking

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You honestly think they can replace 90% of the supply in time? Didn't they say they only have 6 weeks of storage?

What did he say lol

Based

CONCRETE FUTURES GREEN

Disgusting, I am going to buy some DRIP here soon when the Iran FUD drops. Still oil will bounce back to $120 later this year.

New infrastructure bill
>New infrastructure bill
New infrastructure bill
>New infrastructure bill
New infrastructure bill
>New infrastructure bill

Roads and bridges this time for real.

Worked for him and Obama "saved or created jobs"

Based beyond belief.

The Virgin Russian Hegemony:
>Poverty
>Sadness
>Oligarchy
>Alcoholism
>Dictatorship
>Assassination of political opponents
>Never know if your tea was spiked with a radioactive isotope or a neurotoxin

The Chad American Hegemony:
>Freedom
>Democracy
>Hollywood
>Rap music
>McDonald's
>Walmart
>Hamburgers
>Hotdogs
>The Super Bowl
>4th of July
>Openly protesting your political opponents
>Oligarchy but we also get paid 6-figure FAGMAN salaries

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i don't remember anymore, I stopped caring 5 seconds after he said it

how do i short bipoc futures

lmao no

>we'll buy America

>money allocated in bill to infrastructure: 0-10%, also crypto banned in it whoops xD

>We'll buy America

So is this the next excuse for printing endless amount of money now that corona went away?
They'll print trillions into infrastructure spending and cautiously hope that a war also starts so more can be printed.

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Yeah go long cement, gravel and sand.

i don't remember how much but it should at least mitigate a crash short-term

Vote democrat.

SOXLbros

impactetfs.org/NACP-etf/

I'm going to build 1000134 hospitals and 404572 schools, and help rebuild 53 bridges with my hands and America.

guys those 2 days of reserves aren't going to cover the gap kek

Wiill intc pump?

Something good. Hes actually making sense and saying things i like. Just wait until he gets to the black stuff though.

i like when he whispers into the mic
its like hes actually sniffing me

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE HELD MY INTC FUCKKKKKKKK

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OH SHIT OH SHIT

Holy fuck!!!! SOXL !!!

>president shilling Intel

Based.

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>Biden is an INTCel
Oh no no no

Call on INTC and MU

It’s fucking over

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>semiconductors
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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CHYNA

SEMICONDUCTORS

MEGA SITE
MEGA SITE
MEGA SITE

I heard semicondutors? SOXL BROS WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT!

done and done

INTcels, anything new here? Acreage or size of the new facility?

>trying to appeal to Ohio
you're not getting that state back Brandon
>Intlel

Long INDI

It isn't gonna get the kodak bump