/smg/ - Stock Market General

Well... you did remember, didn't you?

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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goldbros how we doing?!

How high is SOFI going to go?
$17? $22?

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

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Up 5% for the day.

So do I buy GUSH or UCO?

why is it so fucking difficult to buy korean stocks (non-ADRs)

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Im not wearing panties but I am wearing underwear if you must know.

i shilled this at $2/share. you called me a nigger. you always call me a nigger.

anyways i am/have been long on it for a while now and their $15bn dollar natural gas plant in louisiana started construction

green energy faggots are delusional but america has more than enough natural gas to keep the ship afloat at home for hundreds of years to come

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LUKOY
U
K
O
Y

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I guess I deserve a red day after smugposting so hard yesterday. Furniture chads hang in there, it's only minor turbulence. I'm acoomilating a cash position that won't be deployed until wartime is over or furniture does a dippie.

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Better by the day.

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kek /smg/mies

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Guys I got my asshole heemed by buying FILE COIN. Any chance I can become a jannie now?

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>i shilled this at $2/share

You didn't write the ticker you fucking retard.

Currency conversion and transfer is expensive in 2022 still. So not many people interested, everyone does USA market

>biz posts dropping to pre covid levels
Bros are we in a bear market?

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Deserved

Are we pumping tomorrow?

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-> sorry i just really like the psaki picture

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Any boomer stocks on sale? Already bought some 3M

CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME THE TICKERS FOR GAZPROM AND LUKOIL

IS IT OGZD AND LKOD?

>55 days after the top of the market
historical crash, happens every time

Lol that day came and went yesterday you fucking Bobo retard.

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OGZPY LUKOY

Home Depot was $400 like two months ago.

700 shares at 17.14, I want more but Robinjew won't let me.

>LUKOY
Lmao what in the fuck. I saw some person here buy at ~$45 last week

3k when?!

Why would you want to buy that utter dogshit, i bought Gazprom and I want to die. We’ll never be able to sell it, and chances are the government will come up with an excuse to throw everyone who owns Russian stocks in jail. It’s over.

user most brokerages stopped trade. I was able to buy and sell earlier but I wanted to buy back in. It's going to be a blood bath. Ah would be the perfect time to get some low-ball orders filled but alas

You know that US banks aren't going to allow retail to trade Russia stocks right?

Anyone buying Russian equities right now should just burn the money because your balance will be $0 by next week.

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YOU ARENT HOLDING THROUGH WAR CADET? YOURE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT YOU PANSY! YOURE A FAILURE TO AMERICAS GREAT STOCK MARKET. GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 50 SLURPEES RIGHT NOW

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Im in deep with MULN
The greed is real, buy under a buck and write $1 calls
Its free money
These retards are going to keep buying calls for years thinking they are sticking it to the man

When beyond snausage lift off?

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I think it was one of the tripfags. I usually try to ignore them and filter them but that post caught my attention. They bought on Friday I think.

Value investing is about two things: buying. And holding.

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How bad an idea is buying a condo?

easy 7x unless the juden rob me somehow

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market didnt even crash, just another bleed out

It's over. I sold everything.

I'm holding 300 soxl at $43 and the last two weeks have been living hell

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Feeling is known. Money thrown into the trash. It's going to be awkward filing taxes.

If you can find one without HOA fees it beats renting an apartment, but good luck.

Shoulda bought more when I had the chance.

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We slurping the Carbon commodities dip?

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APD. Just about as boring boomery as you can get, and on sale.

That works if you aren't buying stupid stuff

Shit apprciation

THERE IS NO FLOOR! HAHAHA!

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thank you for your service, now we can finally recover.

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>I'm scared and have no chin, no pussy, no muscles, but I know things from twitter

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As an investment? Real estate's generally a wash. With interest rates rising, mortgages are only going to get more expensive (so you want to lock in as large a loan as possible, especially if you want to inflation hedge), but your price'll take a hit since everyone calculates how much house they can afford based off monthly payments.

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I saw some user sell all his UUUU to buy RUSL

That's a satanic ritual

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>unless they rob me somehow
>somehow

Holy shit I wish I was as niave as you lmao. Enjoy watching your Russian memes get delisted from every broker and have that money tied up for the next 20 years.

WHOOPS actually it all went missing in the war :^)

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My SOXL average is $33 and I couldn't care less. Shit's going to $100. My calls on the other hand... I need a mega pump day

When the fear is at the high, you know what to do. Strike like mad and go on a buying spree!! Cause Summer is round the bend, Ukraine will be folded into Russia, and the world will go on like normal.

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BROS I AM FREAKING OUT, IS THE GOVERNMENT GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME FOR BUYING GAZPROM, I DONT CARE IF IT GOES TO ZERO BUT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I DONT WANT TO GO TO PRISON AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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World War 3 has to break out for you to not have access to those shares. They might halt opening a position but if your broker isn't a fucking joke you should be able to close it when you need.
seekingalpha.com/article/4490993-lukoil-blood-in-the-streets

gone, but not forgotten. All SOXLsisters, SALUTE!

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when you read it outloud it sounds even more pozzed than NFTs or trying to sell virtual land in the metaverse

>we just made up this idea of carbon credits
>please pay us and trade them

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user didn't see the chaos of orders this morning sometimes spiking down to 5$. Enjoy your bags homo. Sell if you still can. Idk what you think the price is going to be without any fucking bids

PLEASE someone draw out how that head works.

traitors get the rope sergei

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Did I remember to buy the dip? No.
I wanted fucking cheapies.

GIVE
ME
CHEAPIES

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thank you for your sacrifice bro. bottom is in now I guess

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Not a bad idea if you are comfortable with the HOA fees. Make sure you understand what they cover and service they provide. Mowing the lawn, trash removal, swimming pool, insurance, etc. Also read the rules and make sure you are willing to follow them. If your a quiet meet who hates yard work, a nice condo can be very comfy.

God that Psaki bitch makes me hard af every time I see her and I am 22 years old. Am I messed up in the head bros?

If they do that, it's literally financial MAD. Putin has already stated his position on it.

The thing about Russian meme stocks is they will never pump. Only losses will be made. The embarrassment will never go away.

was that person wearing a mask or something? what's the story behind that image?

Bro, I literally cannot sell

are they really not going to hike rates? clown world

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Any Raildex manga bros? Reading the newest volume and enjoying it a lot. Also my Railgun manga collections is actually rare and worth several hundred dollars I guess

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The 30 yr mortgage and dollar debt is the good part. Depends on location. Definitely worth it if you still have stock exposure after but not so good if it will be all of your investment position

You know it's after hours right?

BAC
I was one of the people first talking about MMM over the weekend
I bought 500 shares BAC at $44
banks are getting hammered
it might be a little too early / catching the knife to buy here, but I think they will rebound hard
I think yields will normalize and pull up
US banks oversold right now

its not like i went all in or anything and i would be perfectly fine waiting a few years for the russian fud to die down for a 7x. i doubt it takes that long.

the west is playing a dangerous game if they fuck with putin too much that mad lad might actually start ww3... i doubt it escalates to that point and if it does then everything is fucked anyways

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