>DUDE JUST BUILD PROJECTS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL/WORK DUDE JUST LEARN MULTIPLE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES DUDE JUST EXPAND YOUR NETWORK DUDE JUST BUILD WEBSITE/PORTFOLIO SHOWCASING YOUR EXPERIENCE DUDE JUST FIND INTERNSHIPS AND TAKE CLASSES WITH LARGE PROJECTS DUDE JUST CREATE DRAFT RESUMES AND GET THEM REVIEWED DUDE JUST LEARN AND MASTER BIG O DUDE JUST LEARN AND IMPLEMENT DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS FROM SCRATCH IN JAVA AND C THEN LEARN DATABASE FUNDAMENTALS AND GRIND 200 LEETCODE QUESTIONS A WEEK DUDE JUST MEMORIZE DIJKSTRA'S ALGORITHM HASH TABLE COLLISION RESOLUTION RABIN KARP SUBSTRING SEARCH AVL TREES RED-BLACK TREES MAPREDUCE HASHMAPS TREENODE'S TRIE AND TRIENODE DUDE JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT AND BUILD MORE PROJECTS IN REACT DUDE JUST LEARN PYTHON AND MEMORIZE DATA SCIENCE LIBRARIES IN PANDAS NUMPY PYTORCH
>DUDE JUST WORK A TRADE >WORK 14 - 16 HOUR DAYS AND HAVE TIME FOR NOTHING ELSE >DEVELOP JOINT AND BACK PROBLEMS BY AGE 35 IF YOUR LUCKY >GET YELLED AT BY KARENS ALL THE TIME
Jayden Smith
>Trades are a meme >Learn2code Is a meme >College is a meme Honestly I'm a neet in my mid twenties, what skills should I learn?
Take what we're saying with a grain of salt. We're just shit-posting for the most part. You have to figure out what your current talents and personality would be most suited for.
William Evans
nothing also stop eating and breathing
Jordan Hall
Probably welfare.
Connor Nelson
At first I was frustrated with learning to code too, but then I had something in mind that I wanted to program. A rather simple script that helps me cheat in Wordle. Just for fun. I learned just enough to build what I wanted and once I was done I got pulled in and I'm learning more everyday, in my own pace. Just stop thinking of it as something you get a job with. Treat it as a useful tool or a hobby.
IF YOU ARE IN YOUR MID TWENTIES AND YOU ARE NOT A TOTAL RETARD SPERG
GET INTO SALES!!!!! NOT CAR SALES
SOFTWARE SALES!!!
NO SKILLS REQUIRED EXCEPT SPAM CALL PEOPLE AND ASK THEM TO BUY YOUR SHIT SOFTWARE!! HIGHER SALARY THAN THE PEOPLE MAKING THE SOFTWARE
Christopher Myers
my parents literally dont understand the millenial/gen-z dilemma. they think i'm like some ungrateful lazy fuck. >be glad you have a job user oh yeah? should i be? because they are a dime a dozen nowadays. and i'm essentially encouraged to leverage yearly positions for better pay within or without an organization. they have ZERO idea how badly the wage disparity has gotten. here's my choices in life: >move out of apartment rent instantly doubles >buy a home have zero savings and/or push myself further into debt >buy a car lose 25-50% of my savings and put off buying a home for the foreseeable future >take out a loan barely qualify for one that matters due to income restraints
it gets better for days off: >spend time with friends let chores pile up >get caught up on chores miss out on friends >see family can't see friends >see friends can't see family
literally my life is fucking choosing one decision and sacrificing the other. i feel so fucking stuck that I feel like even if I roped, I'd hit a snag on the way down.
Liam Sullivan
forgot to mention that every job I have had in the last 2 years, I've watched my boss or the owner make my entire salary either within a day or by the end of the week in revenue. so they most likely are in pure profit, after payroll, by the end of the month. if not before.
Dude right, I just Youtubed a bunch of cloud engineering stuff for a few weeks and now make $396,798,129 per year wid benefits at a startup
Jaxson Green
>DUDE JUST WORK AS A HELPER TO GAIN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT APPRENTICES WITH EXPERIENCE DUDE JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IN THE UNION AND KEEP REAPPLYING OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU FINALLY GET IN AND THEN SPEND 5 YEARS DOING APPRENTICE TRAINING GETTING ABUSED BY BOOMER BOSSES AND BOOMER FOREMEN AND RETARDED ALCOHOLIC DRUG ADDICT COWORKERS DUDE JUST KEEP DOING THE APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM EVEN IF THEY CUT YOUR HOURS FOR A LACK OF WORK AND THE 5 YEAR PROGRAM TURNS INTO 7 YEARS WHEN YOU FINALLY FINISH IT DUDE JUST WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK ON MANDATORY OVERTIME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DUDE JUST WAKE UP AT 4 AM AND DRIVE 1 HOUR TO THE JOBSITE IN A RATFUCK PICKUP TRUCK AND DRINK A GALLON OF COFFEE AND SMOKE A PACK OF CIGARETTES BY NOON JUST TO STAY AWAKE DUDE JUST IGNORE THE BACK PAIN AND KNEE PAIN AND JOINT PAIN DUDE KEEP WORKING, WORK UNTIL NIGHTFALL AND SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BREAKING YOUR BACK IN THE HOT AND THE COLD DUDE IT'S WORTH IT BECAUSE YOU MAKE $100K A YEAR DUDE JUST LEARN A TRADE WHO NEEDS COLLEGE DUDE ALL 157 MILLION WORKERS IN THE UNITED STATES NEED TO LEARN A TRADE DUDE LITERALLY EVERYONE SHOULD BE AN ELECTRICIAN, OR A PLUMBER, OR A WELDER, OR A CARPENTER, DUDE LEARN A TRADE LMAO
Xavier Bell
these fud threads are getting creepy, someone is fudding everything that you could possibly do, I'm starting to think it's mental illness
Andrew Phillips
if you can't tolerate the horrific niggerdom that is inherent to working in an office, unironically learn to code or get some other useful degree (engineering, accounting, finance, etc.) that pays a livable wage.
if you can't do this then get a manual labor job and purposefully involve yourself in a workplace accident for permanent disability. gibsmaxxing and scamming the government is more honorable and preferable to toiling away in some shitty low wage job for the rest of your life.
if it wasn't for ww3 i would recommend joining the military and claiming PTSD, nerve/soft tissue/joint injuries, etc. for military disabilitybux.
Asher Hernandez
>Enter a field where a lot of people are passionate and will do it on their own >NOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM UNCOMPETITIVE BECAUSE I PLAYED VIDYA EVERY DAY AFTER CLASS FOR 2 HOURS
>two years into comp sci degree >still barely know how to do anything Why the fuck do they make us use python, javascript, and html one semester, then fucking scala, then more scala and C? I feel like i only understand everything at a surface level. I really try to do shit on my own but i have the attention span of a fucking crackhead. I put my energy into shit like losing a grand in D0BO. Ngmi bros..
