AEW DYNAMITE GAMETHREAD #1

TONIGHT
>Casino Tag Battle Royal, winners go to Revolution
>Britt Baker & Jamier Hayter vs Mercedes Martinez & Thunder Rosa
>Tony Khan has a huge announcement!
>Hangman Page, John Silver, & Alex Reynolds vs Adam Cole and reDRagon

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I've never cared about an AEW ppv mainevent less than Cole vs Hangman.

>Tony booking go-home shows like WWE does now
This promotion is lost.

Love me some Johnny Hungee

Trips decides the ratings

that's one dogshit card
on the bright side that can't possibly take even close to 2 hours so other stuff has to happen too

The announcement will last for one hour.

Who the fuck is alex Reynolds? I’ve been watching for a few weeks and never even heard of this dude. And that John silver guy seems like an annoying bitch

Praying to the wrestling gods that The Briscoes are the jokers in the tag battle royal, come on Tony, don't be a bitch

>JONNNEEEE HUNNNGGGEEEE in the main event
Well I guess I won’t be watching. Maybe I’ll go buy elden ring and play that instead

Why do they do their name like ReDragon? Is it supposed to be Re-Dragon? Or Red Dragon? Makes no sense. And why are they called that to begin with? Theyre not red, and theyre not dragons.

>no christian
>no kenny
>no pac
>no riho
no watch
although jamie hayter's brapper makes it VERY tempting

the state of that card

>Tony Khan has a huge announcement!
kek

>Edrone not understanding basic names
>Riho
Ma man, ive some bad news to tell you

Rosa and Martinez are pals now? I thought Martinez caved in Rosas head with a pipe? Not getting Rampage in leaf land is gay I miss so much

the announcement will be Britt vs. Thunder Rosa is main eventing Revolution

I have no fucks about Omega vs Cassidy vs PAC

>CM Punk SPEAKS!!!

Would be better than Cole main eventing, that's for sure

That jacket looks too big on Cole like he's a kid wearing his father's suit.

Tonight

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It's not the big announcement, but honestly Tony may as well get it over with and let the girls close Revolution. It's the last glass ceiling there is for AEW to break to appease the twitterfags.

The title match is kinda cold so I don't think anybody would care if something main evented over it.

What's the announcement gonna be
It's either we bought ROH, or a NJPW super show announcement

Dark orders premier bench warmer. He’s had more matches this year than the last half of 2021. Vanilla shitter no one can even name his finisher

On tonight's episode of AEW CLUSTER FUCK
>>Casino Tag Battle Royal, winners go to Revolution
LOLZBUCKSWIN
>>Britt Baker & Jamier Hayter vs Mercedes Martinez & Thunder Rosa
Martinez and Rosa win
>>Tony Khan has a huge announcement!
Tiny Khan proves he's a money mark by spending over $100m on ROH that he doesn't even own.
>>Hangman Page, John Silver, & Alex Reynolds vs Adam Cole and reDRagon
The Sleep Main Event, Cowgirl shit, and the Dork Order beat Atom Smol and reDRagon.
Also expecting more hotshot matches, We'll hear from KEKMAN PUNK and more DEBUTS.
PLEASE WATCH

Queef Pee is already dead.

So you don't know either? Thanks for being a pedantic faggot. You faggot.

>Tony booking go-home shows like WWE does now
what does this actually mean?

Might as well, Hangman vs Cole has no heat.

Revolution and all future ppvs on HBO Max as well as past aews and the ring of honor library

And Britt vs Rosa does?

Might not be big news to some people, but this would make me nut myself real quick

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no ,it doesn't, but may as well just get "le first womeme's PPV main event in AEW history" out of the way

Not really, but at least they give a chance to another title to main event. I doubt there will be such a weak world title match in the future, so why not use it to do something else