Uh..Uh bizbros..I think I messed up and bought a bag of something and this is what it looks like now..uh should I take a hit or hodl?
Uh..Uh bizbros..I think I messed up and bought a bag of something and this is what it looks like now...
Uh...Uh wait I forgot...check this. now..
>bag of something
what now?What did you fucking do
B..bought a shitcoin...b-because they said I would get teh 10x
wtf is this????????
>they said I would get teh 10x
That's a monkey? a dog?
If my mind is pure static it means that I don't need to think, so much repressed anger will make my body move on its own, and I won't stop it
If I want to chop you up, burn your wounds, and then cover you in grease just to use you as a fucking sled up a mountain with cops so corrupt they'll join in the fun, I WILL.
BECAUSE IT IS WHAT I WANT, I DON'T WANT HELP ANYMORE, I WANT MY PAIN TO INFLICT OTHERS
you should kill yourself because you're fucked, in your next life try to stop investing in shitcoins
And you believed them? Kek just as retarded like my ex, and she ended up dead in my basement fucking kek, You're next
This hurts my soul and ruins all possible hopes i had FAAAAAAACkkkk
Can I be your next ex user? I want to die, breathing is painful for me. I want for my last moments to be in your basement bleeding out
i choose my victims, red john.
AND I CAN GIVE YOU 25x
>uh-uh i-i c-cum i-in my o-own a-ass>
You sound like a fucking deodorant salesman take that shit off my face
Atleast he makes people's underarms worth licking
MONKEY? NFTS? MORE MONKEYS? DONKEY KONG? BRAZIL?
>Be me
>14 or so
>parents are not home
>"you know what that means"
>we had recently put cable tv
>pretty lit shit since i'm poorfag
>don't know how to activate the adult channels
>can't call to do it because teenager
>fuck it
>go to one of the channels
>"press menu to buy this program"
>press menu
>holy shit
>first time actually watching porn like that
>nut like a soab
>repeat this process about five more times in the next four weeks
>cable company calls months later
>you have some unpaid programs
>dad says we don't
>never paid for them
>be me, 29 now
>never paid for those
>mfw
Dude everything sounds like a fucking scam lmao
B-but I wanted teh uh-uhm monies
YOU CANNOT GIVE ANYHTING TO ME THAT'S WORTHY
Instead of whining like a lil bitch just tell us what are you talking about
Uh-uh but you have to promise to u-uh not make fun of me
>MONKEY
I do not intend to give importance to distant cousins who have not yet evolved enough to have orgies in front of everyone
that's the first thing we are all going to do here, you clown
Uh- It's Matrix..I uh don't know..It's a DEX and I uh thought that everything is getting uh cucked...so maybe it will be useful..so uh...
Fighting capitalism one porn channel at a time good ser
if you keep talking like that i'm going to get horny