Would you rather be 5"5 with $10m in the bank or 6"5 with $500k in the bank?

Would you rather be 5"5 with $10m in the bank or 6"5 with $500k in the bank?

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i would rather be a little girl

6"5 and put it all on black then retire with 1 mil

i'd be a 5'5 short king

I don’t play these retarded hypothetical time wasting games

Dude, why even wtf...

Id go for 6”5 with $1m over 5”5 with $10m

I don't know what these amerimut measurements are, but rather tall than rich. Wealth you can acquire, height you cannot. Simple as that.

OK, but imagine having sex with a girl two heads taller than you.

6”3 with $0, hunter eyes, chiseled jaws and 9/10
I’ve a cousin who is that and his life is literally on a cruise mode.

OK, but imagine having sex with a girl taller than you with two heads.

6’4 manlet reporting in
can i meet somewhere in between? $500k per inch lost? Or if I chose 6’5, could i redistribute a few inches to my pen0r

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We miss you moot

look at how he grunts at the end, so qt

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If I teach you how to get taller and grow a longer dong, can i have the $500k for every inch you gain?

if you shill me your best coin, i'll give you 500k for every inch you lose. but no penis enlargement.

is that cz

>can't think abstractly
Lmao

deal
deal
>VRA for proof of view tech
i’m ready to redistribute some stats lads

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Nigga I'm 5"3 gimme $20m

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imagine having sex with a girl

How about 6" with $2.5m in the bank?

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alright, get ready. i'll be midge-maxing you to be 4'11 because i think it's funny and because you failed to specify what you want.
congratz, you now have 9 million dollars!

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>5"5
>6"5
this is a trick question isn't it

>Would you rather be 5'5" with $10m in the bank or 6'5" with $500k in the bank?
Why tf are your measurements backwards? I fixed it.
Anyways I'm 5'5" and it is HELL on earth. No one has suffered more than me (FACT). I'd prefer to be hanged on the cross while sweating blood (when your pain receptors are hyper sensitive) than have lived the life I was cursed to. That said, I'd pick 5'5" and 10mil. Why? Limb lengthening surgeries are a thing and I'm not some pussy ass bitch that fears getting my arms and legs broken (have broken my bones before. I know how painful it can be. Nothing burger compared to being short).
5'10" would be achievable and that happens to be my dream height (I see it as the perfect height for body building).

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