Got bored and decided to look up former classmates

Got bored and decided to look up former classmates
>VP of emerging markets
>Legal Controller
>Broker
>Equity Analyst
>Data Scientist
>Merchant Growth Analyst
>Regional Operations Manager
>Technical Investigator
>Marketing Director

Meanwhile, I sell milk. Honest God, I sell milk, & I have to try to convince store managers to give us shelf space, like it's milk.

So what coin to get me out of this?

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Well at least your not a marketing director and you do honest work. Nothing wrong with that.

I bet you sell a delicious milk. Fuck them.

Have you ever heard of the elusive Russian shitcoin known as Gazprom? Get this. Instead of consuming energy from mining, this shitcoin actually produces it.

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During the collapse, they'll all be coming to you on their knees begging for milk. Where we're going, we don't need marketing directors.

I think you just fell for the linkdin coping wagie meme, they are all probably secretary

They're literally made up job titles OP. They don't do shit but run their mouth at the coffee machine 5-6 hours a day.

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got bored and responded to bait pasta.
what coin can get me out of this?

>Meanwhile, I sell milk.
Wasnt it Redbull last time i read this thread?

Is this a bot? How does this same exact post get spammed daily? Do your job jannies.

Another spam demo thread fuck you jannies

>Equity Analyst
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck them and their faggoty make work positions.

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i see this exact post atleast the third time now

gay fucking thread see this everyday no one cares about those fucking shit titles. when you think about what their jobs actually consist of you realise a down syndrome model could literally do ALL of those things,

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>Data analyst

That's you OP - well done

why do the paid marketers and mining the chins nigger faggots keep making this thread?

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Half those jobs are mostly nepotism. Most of my high school class is either in senior business positions despite being under 30 or working minimum wage. Theres no in between. The ones who do have higher end jobs have their parents as directors and shit publicly on LinkedIn.

At least you didn't join the army.
>be in the army 9 years
>shit on a couple brand new privates I recognize from high school( who the fuck joins the army at 27) for being dumbfucks and smoking near fuel tanks
>they complain to their CoC that some douchebag from another unit lit them up
>CSM calls my CSM and shit escalates because the army is full of retarded dropouts like myself
>it goes up to the DCO level
>have to meet with shitbags DCO
>its my ex from high school
>my ex is a captain and I'm a shitbag NCO
I fucking wish I was making this up. The worst part is she didn't even recognize me and I blew loads in her ass for 3 months straight

No one who has had a penis inside of them should be a military officer. This is how you know we live in clown world.

Hello newfags.

She's pretty smart but I couldn't take it seriously knowing I pumped her ass full of cum on a weekly basis for an entire summer. All officers are fucking admin monkeys anyway unless they're combat mos. Even then half of them are fucking retarded. Pilots are okay though.

Can i also join in the milk selling business? I want to sell human milk though, start my own mommies milkers farm.