AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A PIGLET ON A BINGE
AND IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
Benjamin Moore
Angel Reed
kek
Levi Gray
KWACASEP (KEK WHAT A CANDY AND SWEETS EATING PIG)
Kayden Johnson
that tranny uglier than the pig lmao
Juan Stewart
The poor pig never had a chance with Alexis around.
Bentley Sanders
Imagine the smell of her house. where did the pig piss and shit?
Jordan Long
Anywhere it wanted. And imagine how bad it was after constantly being fed pie, cookies and chips.
Chase Walker
honestly this whole pig thing thing turned me off from her. how fucking dumb do you have to be to have a pet fucking pig? did you see how big that thing got?
and then she flipped out on social media trying to get it help or some shit
it was all her fault
Connor Gray
No. She REFUSED it help when it was sick. If she tried getting it help, I might think she had a shred of humanity left in her...but nah. She refused all help and let the pig die and then used it for internet sympathy points.
Noah Fisher
OINK! OINK! OINK!
SHE THINKS I'M CUTE, DUMB BITCH NAMED LEXI
I GOT THE LOOK OF A THING ABOUT TO DIE
I NEED A VET, I'LL SOON BE BACON
I'M HEADIN' UP TO THAT HEAVENLY PIG STY
I'M JUST A DYIN' PIG
(DYIN' PIG)
I'M NOT HEALTHY YOU DIG
(HEALTHY YOU DIG)
I'M JUST A DYIN' PIG
(DYIN' PIG)
I'M NOT HEALTHY YOU DIG
(HEALTHY YOU DIG)
I'M GETTING HOT
I'M GETTING BIGGER
MY KNEES GET WEAK
WHENEVER I STRIDE
STRUGGLE TO WALK
MY HEART MAY STOP
GIVE ME A MEAL
THAT IS NOT DEEP FRIED
I'M JUST A FAT DEAD PIG
(FAT DEAD PI~IG)
GOT FED ICE CREAM AND CHIPS
(ICE CREAM AND CHIPS)
I'M JUST A FAT DEAD PIG
(FAT DEAD PI~IG)
SHE MADE ME GET TOO BIG
(TOO BIG)
"Eat your heart out" she said
And now I'm fucking dead
Isaac King
*phantom pig noise*
Isaiah Barnes
Ethan Reed
>*oinks metaphysically*
Zachary Brown
Lyric chad does it again!
Owen Turner
Outside, pigs can be potty trained.
A vet told her not to move him.
Cooper Allen
why does this remind me of holding my dads hand?
my dad isn't dead or a pig.
Grayson Ramirez
are you?
Austin Nguyen
Holy kekola
Gavin Lee
Eat the fuckin' pie
Eat that fuckin' chip
Oh, there it is
Larry Steve, Alexa Bliss (what?)
Ryan (that's right, y'all) eating cake
We just keep on oinkin, baby
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Now gulp in, now puke out, mouth up, now pig down
Eat up, Eat up, tell me what ya gonna eat now
Now gulp in, now puke out, mouth up, now pig down
Eat up, Eat up, tell me what ya gonna eat now (come on)
KEEP OINKIN' OINKIN' OINKIN' (uh)
KEEP OINKIN' OINKIN' OINKIN' (what?)
KEEP OINKIN' OINKIN' OINKIN' (uh)
KEEP OINKIN' OINKIN' OINKIN'
Dylan Powell
You killed that pig Alex and you'll always be a man.
Nolan Nelson
came to post this
Daniel Thomas
Kek What A Fat Dead Pig