Bitcoin being CONFISCATED

oh shit guys, I thought this shit was safe but everything is on a public blockchain. I have my entire savings in Bitcoin, and i self custody and all that shit I'm supposed to, but it turns out the cops can just come and take your keys and you lose all your bitcoin??? what the fuck I thought crypto was supposed to make us free but it looks like it just makes us easier to track. I donated 50$ to the trucker convoy and now I might lose everything. Fuck this I'm out of BTC and I'm plowing it all into gold and silver and burying it on my grandmother's farm.

Attached: bitcoin confiscated.jpg (649x539, 43.65K)

>SHUM

Bitcoin Cash fixes this.

no it doesnt

Why don't people simply use a ledger and use the password function?

cus this guy is a retard, which should go without saying given he was still holding the bulk of the funds

You can just memories your seed phrase mate this guy made a rookie mistake

This happened to me in the US two months ago. Luckily my wifey has a copy of my keys i moved everything in monero. The feds tried seizing my miners as well. They took all my PMs. Seized my accounts and took all my electronics. Be careful lads. Im fighting in court but bury your PMs. Encrypt everything. Use monero.

why, what did you do that they came after you?

CP

swat came into my home
respected me like a human

Someone reported my family to a 3 letter agency purely out of jealousy. They raided my home and workplace simultaneously. Its been months and they still dont have a case on us yet they hold everything.

Should’ve used XMR

The Argent app doesn't have this problem.

Good luck recovery my private key shoved in my grandpa's urethra

>I no longer hold keys
lmao nice scam

Don't tell anyone you have money, literally never.

>burying it on my grandmother's farm.
I'm gonna pay your grandmother a visit OP, maybe shoot some piss and scat porn with her.
Don't worry tho, I won't touch your silver, it's worthless

Just pay your taxes fags. It's all automated on turbo tax with one click. I did it, but didn't make enough to get taxed lol. I was worried how the api would configure my shit because i bought and sold a lot but it only reported the tiny short term gain i made

>not memorizing the seedprase.

When they see your business thriving and long lines are the norm it tends to speak for itself. But youre right, always keep your lips sealed, humble even.

kek he's just scamming donors big surprise