/smg/ - Stock Market General

Russian dip edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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I bought spy puts at market close.
Accidentally did a sell order instead of a buy order for one of them too

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I want a gf

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so we're pumping it tomorrow right, we all agree?

Why is reddit manlier than /smg/?

Me too friend. Spending another bday single and alone.

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>collect absurd premiums writing puts on RUSL
it can’t be that easy, can it?

PSA: real women (thin women) do not poop. Fat women (fake women created by (((them)))) poop. Fat women are made to destroy belief in God, family values and Western values. Avoid fatties at all costs and be generous in your compliments towards thin women.

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I've got 1000 shares of DWAC at $88. Should i sell and ride on and off dip cuz of muh russia or just wait until end of march when Truth social is available to everyone?

Jimmy Dore is explaining why all the Ukraine shit is a big nothingburger live right now

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Happy birthday buddy

Those Russian girls sure are cute.

Fellow BKR chad. What do you think the chances are we reclaim 2008 highs for the stock.

Happy Birthday user!

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Dunno man it might dump more when russians can trade and hit the strike price

as i watch futures i sit and wonder
if my positions will send me under
if they do only one thing is true
i still jerk off into my sister's left shoe

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>3D
NGMI

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Is this UUUU moment to explode cuz of Russia-Ukraine?

Don't worry user. I believe that one day our days of lonely bdays will soon end.

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Thanks friendos.

2D can't produce children. For as long as that remains I must take the contrarian view that 3D is superior to 2D. Also 3D women appreciate furniture more then 2D.

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>microcenter near me keeps getting restock of 3070's and 3070 TI's

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE BEING A WAGIE I NEED MORE MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>stocks green
What happened the 2020 tier dump that was supposed to happen today?

that is a nice piece of furniture, she's a little high for a footstool tho

why do women wear thongs? having a piece of string wedged on your asshole cant feel good

Based. Marine fans are gonna make it off oil investments this year. Im feeling $120 a barrel by April.

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Happy bday, I'd suggest going out to a local bar and get a few drinks. The bar tender should ask you whats going on, say you are here drinking by yourself for bday. Probably get a free drink or two from pity. Things get a little loose, keep mentioning to people its your bday and your drinking alone. People start buying you drinks. You are now loose and jovial. People are attracted to your jubilant vibes. Start cracking jokes with you, throwing you high fives. The bar tender sees this, announces to the bar its your bday and free shots for you. All of sudden you are being body surfed and some fun peeps invite you to some event later. Literally the 3x leveraged way to have fun.

You can have them delivered for a mental health fee and expect them to put you in the poor house.

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hmmm...last time i tried this i got loose but didn't get jovial and threw up all over the bar. Somehow alcohol didnt magically make me a chad

christian swing (chairman of deutsche): "german banks have reduced their involvement in russia since 2014 considerably. the risk for our banking system is managable. the security buffers of european banks are stronger than ever."

Home prices have to fall now, right? Rising bond yields have already priced in the hike, and now banks raised mortgage rates because they demand more yield than bonds.
But mortgage applications dropped to all time lows, since obviously no one can afford high rates on these ballooned home prices.

Who wins this game of chicken

i might do that Wednesday instead.

Thanks fren, would you recommend oil investments for an ISA portfolio?
2D women can appreciate furniture too, see .gif related

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3XER CHADS

WE RISE

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>who wins this game of chicken
the banks, not the citizens

>R*dditors are traveling to foreign countries to kill people for karma.
Dare I say.... based?

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Should I buy ERUS?

Why isn't the market crashing? ffs SQ has a P/E over 100, why did it go up today?

>HoTT
Tell me how much you know.
I’m literally currently balls deep in learning about type checkers and type systems. I bought a physical copy of Robert Harpers PFPL

Is this Bullish for oil?

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I'm gonna wager Jews and current (paid up) property owners.