>decide to quit
>realize I'd have to do two weeks notice and humiliating send off rituals, etc.
>decide I would rather skate by on the absolute minimum until I get fired
>it's been two years
Decide to quit
Connor Campbell
Jackson Kelly
you made it
Thomas Walker
>quit
>did the two weeks humiliation ritual
>the last day I vowed to myself this is it, everything is going to change
>no more going on Any Forums, no more shitposting
>year is 2040, eye crusted over from the dorito dust, walgreens bags everywhere
>mom hung herself in the cellar, haven't called the police in 5 years
>wake up and shit into a plastic bag, open up biz
>post in this thread
wondering where I went wrong
Adrian Robinson
>Decide to quit
>Stop showing up and ignore all phone calls/texts
Eli Walker
Permawagie fucking faggot kek kek kek get fucked little nigger
Jaxson Cooper
just send them an email and cut off all contact lol
>nooo muh paperwork
Jonathan Edwards
>decide I hate serving in the military
>go to end contract
>they offer nearly 100k for 4 more years
>okay
>Proceed to remember why this shits gay
>fat nigger mandates vaccine
>eat my dick
>get discharged
>have fat crypto stack
>watch other retards who hate life get ready to die for israel in ukraine
Feels fucking great.
Luis Ortiz
I tried that and got fired a week later, what's your secret?
Angel Howard
Same. I don't know why I keep meeting the expectations and deadlines. I do the bare minimum for the to fire me but they just won't
Jaxon White
>2 Years
you are like little baby
Zachary Butler
> decide I would rather skate by on the absolute minimum until I get fired
This ironically gives you greater job security. The non ambitious workers slide through the cracks. Just makes sure that you’re using all of that free time productively since time is the most valuable resource.
Adrian Rodriguez
But it you do that they don't pay you the compensation
Juan Cox
shit is this really bear market biz?
David Mitchell
what the nigger do you mean?
Ian Nelson
Yes. We all start looking at income alternatives
Matthew Watson
This was me for a year and a half last year. Eventually I just stopped showing up to meetings for like a month, and literally did 0 work for about 3 months prior and they finally let me go with severance and now I'm on EI.
The "bare minimum" is lower than you can possibly imagine at most places.
Michael Robinson
just ghost them bru
Bentley Bell
Just stop showing up, bro, wtf
Cooper Hall
Literally all you need to do is the work you’re assigned to do, and make your boss laugh in at least one meeting a meeting, that’s it
The last part is more important than the first
> t. $250k, works maybe 5 hours a day on a particularly productive day, gets stellar reviews
Joseph Flores
*one meeting a week
Joseph Baker
What about when you're assigned 60 hours of work per week?
Wyatt Clark
>Having to pussyfoot around your job hoping you’ll receive compensation once they fire you.
Look, either you can afford to quit your job or you can’t. A few months of table scraps doesn’t mean shit to me.
Jaxon Peterson
>give two weeks notice
>manager tells everyone
Bosses who do this shit should be fired. That has to be something worth suing the company over.