/smg/ stock market general

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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NEPT CHUDS WE UP THERE

>he didn't buy MULN
>he didn't buy IMPP
>he didn't buy DFEN

*knock knock

open up mang, i just wanna talk

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>oil
>uranium

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>Boboposting just as the lunch dump is reversing
You niggers never learn, huh?

Im way up on muln
Between selling some and writting calls I have a zero dollar cost basis

I have a lot of oil and uranium. Gonna need Putin to turn off the tap

kek why? Cryptos value is derived from the NASDAQ and from Fed liquidity. If Russia cuts off Europe the Fed will be perceived as less likely to withdraw liquidity which is BULLISH and RISK-ON. Crypto has no fundamentals, its value is derived only from the Fed.

>Cannabis
Hell yeah my dude. Can't wait for ITHUF to follow suit!

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What are the Portland antifags in for?

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I'm ready to dump and reload over and over

The Russians are the good guys

HEY NIGGER I AM ASKING POLITLEY CAN YOU STOP

Why does every news outlet still rush to Trump to ask him his retarded opinions about every major event?

>putin forbids transfer of forex abroad

If I was able to learn, I would have bought shiba poopy dog butt coin and been a multi millionaire instead of wasting my time with fake and gay stocks

OIL? OIL.

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Have you heard Biden speak?

>redditors dying in a shithole for some random eastern european government

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>he didn't buy the DFEN dip in the middle of a potential world War

Lol

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Trump gives good soundbites and doesn't drool on himself like prez Brandon

redditors are so easily influenced by propaganda holy fuck. Imagine dying in a foreign country for reddit upvotes.

entertainment

SHELL NO! DON'T DO A BP YOU STUPID FUCKS!

My inverse etf has a cup and handle formed, it's about to shit all over the market

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They call him the Slurper of Keev, and rightly so.

>from Portland

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this market is so fucking schizo lol.

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>tfw averaged at $40 for SOXL

Kill Me.

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too late, shoulda bought CVX, aka the king

Look at his pecker lmao

Didn't this same kind of shit happen in the Middle East somewhere? Like a US citizen flew over there and started trying to Rambo some people he suspected were terrorists. I seem to recall that being portrayed very negatively by the media, but I don't remember if that caused any stock impacts.
Maybe OPEC got mad at the US and fucked with oil.

This is fake, but I would still stretch out spinner Psaki.

>can see his microphones through the sweatpants

Kek

3/18 calls a good idea? They're kind of cheap right now

in case we had any doubts, antifa always rush in to make things clear.

kek I just noticed. its tiny

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Psaki is hot.

>buying calls on something that pumped 110% in 1 day so the IV is retarded high.
el oh el.
you sell calls/puts to harvest the IV crash.

Flight to Garbage is back on the menu bros.
Load up your garbage bags with the smelliest garbage you can find.
>my portfolio is not TSLA, BTC, ARKK
LETS GOOOOOOOOooooooooo

>bid price last seen on tos as 33.60
It's going to be brutal when it unfreezes.

just feed PnDers shit information instead of trying to teach them, it's the only way they'll learn. I hope they buy a ton of calls

You still need a downpayment. When interest rates get lower and the supply is limited, the total cost of a house goes up because more people can afford to borrow more money. The flip side is that you need a larger downpayment. In Canada where I live normal non-owner people can't afford down payments any more without external help from family and friends. So people either scam the system by going to shady lenders (only 5% DP user!) or owners can use HELOCs to get down payment money and expand their "mom and pop landlord" empires.

What happens if it pumps another 50%?

Who’s buying their Russian holdings, assuming they’re even allowed by Russian authorities to sell them. BP’s decision looked very rushed to me.

>Stopping at mere upvotes
GO FOR THE GOLD!

>user doesn't realize that based jews are grooming us into the next generation of masters for the cattle

>if if if
If you had even 5 figures in your shitfolio you wouldn't be looking at that stock

Only if you are writing

He's securing the future of bi-racial immigrant LGBT children

oh boy here we go

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It's time for my mandatory workplace harassment and sensitivity training bros. Wish me luck.

Well he has been told Russia is evil for the past 6 years on every news channel and all over twitter. I think they finally snapped. Most people are not this crazy/stupid I don’t think. When it comes to dying in a war for a foreign country, most people “snap out of it” real fast.

>Whoa what the fuck
>I don’t really care about Ukraine that much to be honest
>Yeah I don’t like Russia but I don’t hate them that much
>Fuck this I’m not willing to die for this

who got that deadcat meme

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>CNBC telling you to buy “Buy the Dip”
It’s going to get ugly this year

In my little bullshit liberal hell hole there’s literally no houses, condos nothing for less than $275k right now

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TSLA 10,000 EOY

bat market

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Wheatbros... tonight we dine on bread!!

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its so insane lol

gib khazaar milkers

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bro, im on a keto diet man

man that pump sure faded fast

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A first hand lesson on how mercenaries are persona non grata by law.

nah, we need to start a gofundme campaign to send all of these faggot Antifa ladies to fight on the front lines

lower timeframes too

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Give me a good wheat ticker user.

Correct. Tesla will be 10000 cents by end of year

I thought I did, but this is the closest I got

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You don't like oil or uranium? What are you hedging the financial crash and war with?

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I'm glad these types have a foreign country to go die in instead of doing crazy shit and fucking things up here even more.

>Dont give away infirmation about Ukraine troops
>But sell out the Russians!
>just... because, okay?!?

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Uuugh BR bros what does that mean for your stocks?

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ngl that does look kinda nutritious
i get it now

Who else /holding NVDA/ here?

>Take random picture of you posing with a gun
>Guys just arrived in kiev!!!
>Thousands of free reddit gold and attention because everyone just blindly believes you
Good to know that everyone here is just as dumb as the average redditor

No, I trade CFDs on futures.

dare i say... based?

Brazil confirmed real one

Based.

>crypto is like an ETF for inflation

Here (You) go senpai

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What's with his skin. Has he been drinking to much of the dark side or what

I can't wait to short that shitty IPO9q

Has the nuclear apocalypse been priced in yet? How much lower are we going.

Do people actually give a shit?

based

This guy has been based for a long time. The media fucking hates him. Too bad Brasil is beyond fucked with mutant monkey gangbangers.

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Kek

Let’s be honest, that guy probably just went to Ukraine and picked up a free government issue weapon - took a picture with it, then fucked off back to the US after he realized he might die or be thrown in a Russian concentration camp.

Its literally just a leveraged NASDAQ without liquidation risk, like all shitco-type stocks its value comes from the Fed's stimulus

Based, thanks user

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>redditor HAET american patriotism
>redditor WUB ukrainian patriotism
These people are just absolutely amazing.

No the jews are putting out articles about how people like you who don't believe the hype shouldn't shy away because otherwise 22 more pilots will die in the war when you get home. They see you as a threat, retard.

buy the dip, my lions!

Nothing bad, Brazil tends to try to stay neutral like India. Brazil ETF will do well because of commodities going to the moon

>all the commie manchildren will die in Ukraine

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I bought the dip back in january and it was still going down. I bought the dip last weekend and it's still going down. When is my efforts going to pay off?

But sir, it keeps dipping and now I'm broke