/smg/ OIL GENERAL

I still have so much to recover
sucks to have bought the top. Put all my cash in roblox before earnings, it hurts bros.

The market lives off of stability. If there suddenly isn't a rate hike like everyone expects then it's going to tank, not go up.

what stock would she invest in?

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!!!!!!!ACHTUNG!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!ACHTUNG!!!!!!!
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SBERBANK APPROACHING $1.00

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>b*ars

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>today's pump is the first day im actually net positive since i started a few months ago
>can redeem the equivalent of my 2-week's cheque
>all because "me put money in, me wait, me get more money"

can't imagine how people feel when they net their year's salary in a day (or even YOY)

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This is correct.

instability is being priced in, any news of certainty will make markets go up precisely because of what you said

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So the Uranium mega rally begins

Me gusta

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Why would everything tank if the free money tap is staying on?

I thought /smg/ said we were supposed to hit 2020 lows today?

What are the chances this will dump within a week?

I just sold my oil actually.
I suggest you do the same fags

Why did everything pump suddenly? Peace talks failed and tanks heading to Kiev. Biden isnt sanctioning oil right? So its over?

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Holy shit uranium, how did I miss that?

BUY PUTS NOW!!!!!

BUY THEM NOW

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>peace talks failed
where's the source on that last I heard they came to an agreement?

high

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You think that's bad? Watch this.

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Garbagebros, it is our time again.
What Garbage are you buying today?

Markets don't care about anything they just pump.

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Oh really? That would explain things but Ukraine was demanding Crimea back which is just silly.

on what

how long until russia responds to sanctions? They said they will, but I don't see anything yet. Even the EU suspected that they will cut oil supply.

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>RIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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No peace yet bros

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enjoy a couple of green days, I'm here to stay for 2 more weeks

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If you had to go all in on one stock today, what would it be?

>Moscow and Kiev have found certain things that could be agreed on during the ceasefire talks hosted by Belarus and will return for consultations before the next round, both delegations told reporters after the talks ended on Monday.
rt.com/russia/550883-ukraine-russia-talks-decisions/

Nothing agreed to, but they're going to back to their leaders for consultations then will meet again sometimes in the near future.

Athabasca Oil ($ATH [TSX.V] if you bizraelis want to make some money. wait for next dip.

Also Encore (Uranium) and Trillion (nat Gas) are insane and making me some nice dough as of late.

There will be an energy crisis, and your lives will become more expensive as a result (any boomer about the stagflationairy 1970's). You may as well profit from it, right anons?

>2 hours later
>he still hasn't bought DFEN
>it's up 9% in that time

Lol

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>RIDE
how is this scam not delisted yet?

spxs

Anyone still buying LUKOY? Half price today

It seems too late to have gotten in on the pump. It could go either way right now seeing as peace talks didn't result in anything.

Good. Pedo's like you need the rope

lol they're just going to drag this out for a month while they phase out the pandemic narrative. It's wild how articles about covid just instantly dropped off the map when this Ukraine shit came up.

WHERE
MY
CHEAPIES

don't say banks
fuck banks
rate excitement is exaggerated

There are downsides to it. It needs to be managed.

>not the heckin sex workerinos

Are you selling today and buying whores or keeping it

how to we solve the e-thot problem /smg/?

yeah that's why we're pumping, whale's already got the news of cease-fire and peace agreement.

>cmegroup.com/insights/economic-research/2022/fed-rate-hikes-expectations-and-reality.html
>Investors underestimated the actual amount of rate hikes at the outset of each of the past four tightening cycles
>Fed Funds futures underestimated the actual amount of tightening by 75-175bps

The current expectation is 7-9 rate hikes of 25bp, so if this is true we would get somewhere between 250bp and 425bp. Imagine thinking this is possible when the market can barely handle 25bp.

by taking it to some other board instead of the stock market thread.

DFEN is an easy play, the bull market for tanks and fighter jets hasn't even started. Orders just coming in now

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Ultra realistic sex robots

Weaponize the IRS.

There's ongoing fighting right now lol, there's no cease fire.

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pricing in future rate hikes

false flag something in the ukraine

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full of what?

High. But not before it hits $30. Probably by Wednesday. Then you just sell and buy the dip.

Free money.

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I feel like we have a solid base of ideas to start from, time to white board this shit

media overplaying the conflict. And even if there are still small skirmishes it's that much more reason to keep current monetary environment. Descending broadening wedges across etfs and stocks is bullish

I am FUCKED

ASMB stock ladies !

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>mfw im a jannie and i see anything related to cute women, cunny, swimsuits, or anything that reminds me i will never be a woman or major player in the finance world

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buy the daily CULL dip right now
sell the daily CULL micropump at 2PM EST

Bro there is like 50 people dead this is the most overblown shit in the world

>explosions on Kiev live stream
>air raid sirens
lol

lunch pump begins soon

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Give me one good reason why interest rates will ever return to normal

Should i be mad at myself for taking profit early or just be happy that im taking risk-off trades seriously now. Only made 300 leafbucks today but i guess its better than losing.

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whhhhaaaaaat ??!?! twitter told me that ukraine was winning, you mean people would just go on the internet and spread propaganda?

This. European countries are signing multibillion dollar deals with defense contractors as we speak.

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what a stupid post

Where are my fellow MAXR niggers, I shilled it last night, been shilling it sporadically, im long 665 shares

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Always take profit. The smallest profit is better than any loss

Well Reddit would support a bunch of communists. Putin is doing the Ukraine a favor by liberating them from these globohomo Jews.

Banks always win, though.

What is "normal"? I think they will be at zero, then negative, for the foreseeable future.

Also $RSX (van Eck Russian ETF) is on afire sale. I bought a little at $14.40 and its discounted further since then.

I would advise anons dont put significant money in yet, there is still a bunch of risk that hasn't been priced in yet (more potential downside) But place $RSX on your watchlist.

It gives you exposure to Russia's top commodity plays without being tied to a single company (not that it makes a difference, since everything is a bloodbath lol). But it will once things clear up here. EU Globohomos wont like the riots that will begin once Europoors are paying 2x for energy than they already are.

Buy when theres blood, but make sure when you buy that the doctor is in the room.

take profits nigger

>CHICKEN FRIED
country people are the real niggers