/smg/ stock market general

>Post pic of your portfolio edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
finviz.com/
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nhentai.net/g/344993/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for China Shills
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sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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finance.yahoo.com/quote/MAXR/
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So peace talks are going to go nowhere and I'm sure Biden is going to make it very clear that we are imposing sanctions. I think buying outs on RSXis guaranteed money and anyone who doesn't buy is an idiot(baka)

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Remember to buy OIL
>Rumor of releases of oil reserves
>Oil pumps
Lmao

This shit is gonna dump.

OOOOO

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Waiting for a giga pump so I can sell some CC’s

finance.yahoo.com/quote/MAXR/

Why is it pumping?

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Green

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GRST has news today on strong earnings in case anyone still holds this shit. hopefully this is the beginning of the moon mission to $1

>Post pic of your portfolio edition

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Reminder the war in Ukraine is primality about LGBT rights

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/mi6-chief-faces-backlash-saying-ukraine-war-about-lgbt-rights

I expect most of the "people" itt to be on the front lines fighting soon

Buy now

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>simple as

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I am 40 percent SPXL and I'm still beating the s&p 500

YOU GUYS BOUGHT CLSK RIGHT? I shilled OSTK and no one bought then it did +40%. Seeing that your listened and bought even just a smidgen of CLSK right? RIGHT? I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCKING MAKE IT WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS DIFFICULT

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The Ukrainian ambassador to the UN isn't opening with anything that suggests peace.

War is over announcement soon

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The "Go Short Morons" namefag is a perfect Any Forums schizo bottom indicator

because maxar has provided much of the satellite imagery of russian troop movements that is being circulated in us media. it's becoming more popular, so people are buying.

That’s what leverage does

>Topic

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Any crypto shit is a big negative for me brah, sorry.

prep it

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do not point at me, wench

Will the pump last?

But we also have a Any Forumstard that is saying inflation isn't real and that we should buy the dip

Was looking into Columbia but didnt like it very much. QRD?

no, see, that is just what his portfolio looks like right now.

I’m up today

dunno, i don't really know the company besides the fact that it has provided good satellite images in this conflict. see e.g. pic related

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I don't think you understand. I'm beating it today. You'd think I would be close to -3x but I'm also slightly above spy

WHAT THE FUCK

FUTURES LIED ABOUT CHEAPIES AGAIN

Is Biden speaking today?

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Can you imagine not holding OIL

Everytime the buy puts now tripfag shows up, the market poooomps soon after and the puts I already had get wrecked

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>Driving on both sides of the road
Is this army serious

i told you to stay innovative. hopefully you listened.

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Probably lives in his parents basements and doesn’t drive a car. Gas prices at ATH and shrinkflation in everything at the store. A small bag of chips probably half its former size is double the price now.

No, I’m not pumping your bags
Russia sent their culture minister to negotiate with Ukraine. It’s all for show, Putin is probably going to lash out and do something desperate. Also some Ukrainian MP was saying Ukraine is fighting for the NWO... incredibly bearish

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Is oil bullish during rate hikes?

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it's a one way road user

Oil is always bullish

The Virgin WW3 versus The Chad Santa Rally in March

WW3 Virgin
>never stops watching the news. still uninformed
>knows hes being gangstalked by KGB agents. he knows too much
>doesn't bother hoarding precious metals. skipped straight to prussian blue and water filters
>they didn't believe me, but I'll show them!

The Chad March Santa Rally
>completely delusional
>refuses psych evaluation, perfect faith in own sanity
>invisible christmas elves tell him what dips to buy
>doesnt watch news, randomly buys when he feels the urge
>invests into developing ant nations in his local yard
>sudden screaming

Ultimate schizo showdown. Who will win /smg/?

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Anyone else pick up sber shares?

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Ukrainian ambassador is telling Putin to kill himself lmao.

>there are retards here that don't listen to me

Posted at 7:45am

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Yes the time frame does change things

take your meds

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>all for show
exactly the conflict isn't nearly half as bad as media is making out to be even reusing footage from older conflicts. 2 weeks and the next supposed happening will start and everyone will forget Russia

I hope they reach a ceasefire. I want SPXL to explode

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Excuse me, why are you posting my waifu?

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Pmg will win

Chinks and Russia to gold

Is to silver once the debt bubble pops soon

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Where are the faggots from the last thread saying that commodities being more expensive is evidence of real inflation because the people selling commodities don't sell directly to consumers?
>Surely they would never price gouge whoever is buying!!! MUH JEN PSAKI!!!!
Why are you like this? Why do you suck rich nigger cock so hard? Keep getting fleeced

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>RUSL

OOOOOOOO

ASMB stock ladies !

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I think the negotiations are over for today, no idea of the results

You mean OUR waifu

I am psychologically paralyzed and have no fucking clue where anything is going so I bought 250 DFEN and now I'm going to eat pizza

Fuck this

Shit's going up, yo.

german news just reported that sberbank europe is about to collapse

I will not take my meds. I WILL spend the next four hours carefully reading the image you posted, thank you sir

You're retarded dude

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Cash gang zero liquidity at the moment

Could be a shit show up and down


DELEVERAGE RETARDS

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Not listening to some random anonymous poster that could literally be anybody on some 17th century Russian dancing forum. Gee I wonder why

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I don't listen to satanic C*tholic scum

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WTFWT

RUSL BROS
RUSL BROS
RUSL BROS
RUSL BROS
RUSL BROS

don't tell them

Well since I posted that, DFEN is up 10% lmao.

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qt anime girls don't do degenerate things like polygamy.

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I will buy when it hits 2 dollars. Thanks for a new fun chart to star at forever!

>spy just broke through resistance with a giant green dildo

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did i or did i not say that it will be all green today???????????????????

What a good boy
Nice market rally incoming.

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SOXL bros we're going to go green

elevator up!

In what way? Over a long enough time spxl will beat spy thanks to the leverage. No idea what the rest of your portfolio is though but assuming it’s not cash but diversified long exposure to the market, why wouldn’t you beat the market

That's bullish, it means there's no liquidity on the upside either so we can violently rally 10% in a day when the Fed announces they aren't going to hike due to uncertainty over Russia.

I honestly haven't seen stock pump like that. It has happened.

Just damn,14% now and I see nothing on reddit

>TSM oversold as fuck
>NVDA oversold as fuck
>AMD oversold as fuck
Yeah SOXL bros I'm thinking it's time to pump

>mullen automotive
lmao

I would like to announce that I'm finally green on my UEC position.
Thanks to everyone who supported me over the past few weeks.

>when the Fed announces they aren't going to hike
Bull delusions

>SOXL 3/11 $44c

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negative interest rates 4 life

russia stuff would be an okay excuse to keep ignoring homeland inflation

lol bears are going to be SO ass blasted when the Fed uses all this Russian nonsense as its reason to keep the printers on. You seriously don't see that coming??

RSX&RUSL BROS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTFWT?!??!

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It could also go the other way just as quick

I specifically said could go either way drastically huge gaps possible etc etc etc

There is no trend fed doesn’t have your back now. Inflation will get worse off Russia due to them being a huge exporter of energy and Ukraine is a big food producer

Any reason we are pumping?

I wish I had bought more

Expectation of peace because of the ongoing peace talks.

Ok lets say I have a few scraps that I'm willing to risk into Russian equities for a potential v-shape recovery once the panic settles down, what tickers would be the best to throw them in?

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war is over announcement in 13 min

They're either going to keep rates at 0% or go negative rates, either way it's bullish. Even 0.25% would be bullish because most delusional bears expect 0.50% or higher in March. The truth is the fed is NEVER raising rates and you bobos are ngmi.

made it through the weekend without anything significant happening, and now peace talks have been underway for 10 hours.

Europe didn't implode from liquidity problems, yet

>I honestly haven't seen stock pump like that.
look at rheinmetall lmao
germany is doubling its defense spending immediately this year and the german finance minister just announced that they want germany's army to become one of the most effective and powerful forces in the world within a decade

When do we sell GUSH

The talks have ended. You think peace will be announced?

arrgh i accidentally put the limit sell at 40.5 instead of 41.5 when i was swinging soxl and that cost me 150 bucks.
391 dollars realized profit swinging soxl and i'm back to all cash and done for the day. See ya later losers

gaps need to get filled before continuation to either side

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See, this guy gets it

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Enjoy your 2 more weeks... Then Jpow is going to give you mini Gordon Gekko’s a dose of reality

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One last pump before The Great Cyber Pandemic Dump

BULZ chads win again while SOXL trannies get btfo

If they don’t the inflation eats info companies profit margins

Sure their revenues are up 10% but if their expenses are up 20% due to labor and materials it’s negative

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I have no idea, but that's what I'm guessing the pump is about.

you stupid fucks, the market WANTS the Fed to raise rates
it wants to KNOW that the Fed is acting to combat inflation (I.E. DOING ITS FUCKING JOB)
.25 bps is likely and the market will pump because of it

when its nearly dry

More Bobo cope posting = higher rockets

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