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OIL? OIL.

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cant spell putin without put

>US politicians selling Ukraine to Russia

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>user id has 43 posts

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Oil bros

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Is it still time to fomo into DFEN or did I miss the boat?

BUY OIL

I feel bad for the eurobros who can't buy sberbank right now. Apparently trading is halted

Ukraine wanted Crimea so the talks have stalled. Biden Put is still in effect.

YUROP BANKS RUGGED

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Whoa that gif had me tricked for a moment. Glad he's ok.

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who should i jerk off to, to get ready for the trading day?

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What an ugly she-poo

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What for? Sanctioons? Liquidity crisis?

>below thursday lows
Seems kind of dangerous desu...

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you cant jerk off before a big event you wait till after
get in the game son

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Just bought
Cdev
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it was a valiant exit pump attempt mumu but you only managed to undo half of the damage overnight
youre going to have to sell at a loss
its our market now

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What's the bobo cope going to be today when we flip neon green? I honestly can't fucking believe people are so obsessed with the Ukraine narrative, the CIA really has a hold on people

Remember to buy oil

>Ukraine wanted Crimea
lol give us back this region that seceded from us after we fucked them over on their autonomy deal we promised

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So did they work out the terms of the surrender?

nice list but
>*MW Chevron stock rises 0.3% to be the Dow's lone premarket gainer
you forgot the king.

we have a lot of global instability now
theres nothing green about that but the radiation that will soon be in the air when putin starts the nukes

I'm not seeing global nuclear exchange, very localized in ukraine

>Have to go back to work today
NOOOOO THE GOOD GUYS NEED ME SHILL ON Any Forums TO BOOST THEIR MORALE

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IM-IM- IM GONNA FOMOO AAAAAAAAAA

John Rocker's waifu, Miko. he's probably asleep right now, and she's free *wink*

Oh nevermind, Ukraine is asking for Donbass and Crimea back, like that's now how this works.

kek

Looks like the jews are about to shake down retail, again.

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Yes, chase the pump user, surely nothing will go wrong.

To invest in Gazprom or not?

The latter, which is what this whole wheatfield war is about

Ah I did forget thanks

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Yes. Putin is willing to cease fire, but he wants you gookfu in return. I'm sorry baggot it's over. We're putting her on the next shipping crate to Russia.

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buy BAC
bank with the least exposure to russia
disproportionate capital chasing financials will go into BAC after seeing this
out of the mannarino trifecta, GS has ~22x exposure to russia than BAC does
JPM about 5-6x

Better not have any of that wrong think in this thread. No, I don't care if the Russia/Ukraine crisis has an impact on markets. No, I don't care that you want to discuss something that impacts the markets.

This is a very serious and heavily moderated subreddit for financial professionals. The moderation will increase until you take the rules seriously

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I'm doing my part. Biotech shills pls give me iodine pill tickers my bastard

FOMO into US stocks imminent. ATH at ceasefire.

Putin literally has achieved 0 major milestones since the war started. Why would Ukraine not try ask for the moon? What is Putin going to do?

I'm very much awake and she is disgusted by you pajeets

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There's nothing fucking happening. A couple shithole countries are squabbling over territory while the US media tries to pump ratings for Democrats during a midterm election year. Convenient how the covid narrative completely stopped when this all ramped up.

Heh. That's extremely blackpilled but such is the path of Any Forums

It is, now with peace talks failing. I'm eyeing it closely ready to buy

nice to hear that, they're my only bank holding
Powell and banks would LOVE to dump those bags on the entirety of foreign investors, we're no different than the Chinese really

oh dont worry around november the market will dump hard some more because of said midterms

Why can't we be nice to Baggie for once, hasn't he suffered enough?

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Keep throwing more bodies at the situation until they get a full surrender?

>entire market is dipping
>NTR going up
If only I hadn't cucked myself and held my NTR positions.

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This, if you don’t post virtual tuber anime girls pr anime avatars then I’m downvoting IMMEDIATELY.

Well it didn't help biden one bit. Bot sides think he's a failure now that the star war memes are showing Ukraine as the rebels

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That's his plan.

I'm actually willing to bet that Democrats will suffer a major defeat and markets will pump

ROFL
I'm just clowning around John

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>A couple shithole countries are squabbling over territory
>a nuclear superpower started a full blown war in europe

Talks failed already, the Jewish president wanted to annex Moscow for peace.

doesnt matter about politics really the midterms will just dump because thats traditionally what happens

>Talks failed already
source pls

BTC is already rocketing before open, expect another deep green day today.

here.we.go

>talks fail
Bullish, longer war = Fed won't tighten
>talks succeed
Bullish, less inflationary pressure from war + sanctions = more liquidity from the Fed, stocks go higher
This war is the most bullish thing since COVID

NUKES my niggas.
Uppity enemies refusing to surrender? Gotta prevent major loss of lives in your military? Are you already sanctioned to hell and back and got nothing left to lose? Call your local missile commander ivan today with code REDACTED

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>US financials extremely over-leveraged, have runaway inflation, dementia patient as president
>continental europe dependent on Russian energy, UK weakened from Brexit
but yeah, everything's staged lol. stupid schizo. read a book

get ready for the opening DUMP!