Today was supposed to be bloody Monday

What happened? Russia gets booted from swift and the markets don’t even budge. Financially I don’t feel so good.

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literally days when retarded posted "INDIA ABOUT TO BAN BTC" had more effect on the market.
the absolute state of the slavic ppl

Do they just not matter? Seriously Russia is a fucking super power and their currency tanked 20% in a day and it had 0 effects on global markets? I really wanted to buy some cheap VTI today.

Bobo is a perma giga retard
It will never crash and if it does crash it rebounds to ath in a day

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>the markets don't even budge
The Russian stock market can't move when it's frozen.

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wait until wall street opens bobro
there will be blood

It's because it's already all priced in you fucking retards. Do you really think it's as easy as: "HURR every piece of bad news mean I open da short and I make da money" that's not how it works, or else every single retard normie like you would be doing it. I'd be very careful about shorting in this channel, because all it would take is the slightest sniff of a good catalyst, and we'll head up to 50k. You can only push down a spring so far.

They are open and nothing has happened

its...its not open yet retard

Imagine these are the kind of people giving advise here, absolutely terrifying.

futures are already down 1% nigger bulltard larper

youre really betting against the strength of the american economy and ukraines bitcoin bags during wartime huh

1 priced in 2 maybe the Russian economy isn't as mighty as you think

And yet I still have more money than you isn’t that funny?
How am I a bull tard Larper? I want to buy cheap VTI and scoop more BTC/ETH on discount.
Leaning towards this I suppose, maybe I’m being a HAPPOONER but most likely this was already priced in and boomer retail normies have 0 effect on the market when the hedge funds already got the news a week ago. Still I was hoping for a slight dip.

Bitcoin to 50k in march. Back to 39k. Then 60k in may. Then a violent death drop to 25k in june.

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Because the central banks are going to need to provide more liquidity to allow orderly decoupling from Russia now. Bad news is BULLISH, not bearish. Similarly true of a nuclear war - its BULLISH because of how much stimulus the Fed would do afterward.

>Bobo is a perma giga retard
Really? How many times have I heard this since I sold at 58k? You held your bags all the way down kek.

i always close my positions before the stock market opens exactly for shit like this. Wait at least another hour before things quiet down