I have tech interview coming up, mastrubate before or after the call?

I have tech interview coming up, mastrubate before or after the call?

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During, obviously...

During.

t. sysadm

Before, during and after.

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Before, during and after

After
And be sure to visualize yourself sexually dominating the interviewer during the interview

Don’t masturbate.

Edge leading up to the interview and the moment it starts you ejaculate all over the screen while holding deep eye contact

before,
after you might not be in a mood

kek

>screen
Uh, webcam?

Why not both?

Depends on your personality. If you tend to be low energy and lack tension then don’t. If you need to take off the edge then do.

slowly get hard during but dont cum

wagecucks and especially software engineers should be rangebanned from Any Forums

>inb4 "why rangeban"
pick california, new york, india and a couple more urban centers and you've removed most of the rodents

I'll give you the actual answer
It's after
Your semen represents your spirit, it gives you confidence, testosterone and drive
This is why MMA fights don't have sex two weeks before a big fight
A Maan should only ejaculate his spirit when it is inside a woman, for two reasons, 1) once your spirit leaves your body you'll be at your weakest state, so you'll need the kind embrace of a woman to protect you through it. 2) your spirit enters the woman's body and you create a new human to carry your spirit forward through live, your child is pretty my ch 100% cum based, so don't waste your spirit of man inside some tissues please

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seethe more wagie

too late, already fapped, can i still make it?

do people really find these cringe shitposts as 'humor' in 2022?

>tranime faggot worships cum
shocking

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